Alright, first off, I’m not a fan of country music. I’d rather swallow live bees than listen to it, but I am willing to give badass credit where badass credit is due. In this case, Tim McGraw held a concert last night in Washington and saw some large bastard hit a woman. He called for security then took matters into his own Eastwood-esque hands. Tim’s rep issued the following statement:
“While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”
The video is awesome. Tim McGraw basically grabs a hold of this guy, who looks fucking sizable and seems to have no problem wanting to cold cock Tim. Security shows up and Tim hoists the dude up by his belt buckle and literally shoves him across stage. Tim McGraw, you win this week’s THE SUPERFICIAL’S TESTICULOS DE AWESOME AWARD. I was going to give it to myself for drinking ten beers in my underwear last night, but there’s always next week. The trophy’s in the mail, sir. (Note: I should mention it’s also invisible, hence the awesome.)
Hollard | June 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
COUNTRY MUSIC IS A JOKE.
Dave | June 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
first
M | June 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
That looks so staged.. he ‘helped’ him up on stage.. the guy was reaching his hand out.
Whatever, enjoy blowing cowboys
sportsdvl | June 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Nobody hits a woman at a country concert before the guy on stage gets to smack some around himself!
Anexio | June 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Punching chicks is never cool, unless it’s by another chick.
Way to go Tim-bo. You da man.
veggi | June 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I saw that this story was about Tim McGraw and my office chair had a snail trail growing on it even before I watched the video.
I Spel and Gramer Good | June 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm
His wiffe shoud sing a song about howe grate he is likke she did fer herselff
sportsdvl | June 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
#2 – the only thing lamer than typing “first” is typing it and then not being 1st. you are a douche! Watch out, Tim McGraw might punch you!
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I was Country before Country was cool. Country music chicks are WAY hotter than any outher music chicks. At least Shania Twain wears underwear in public and doesn’t feel the need to sleep with every emo faggot in LA.
Isobella | June 25, 2008 at 3:36 pm
LMFAO.
Tim McGraw is fucking boss. The only thing that would have made that funnier is if he lifted him on to the stage, just to punch him in the nose and push him back off.
Women Treat Me Like Shit | June 25, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Remember, there’s two sides to every story. You don’t know if she struck first or, as women will do, engaged in a months-long campaign to personally and emotionally destroy him which he patiently endured to the breaking point.
Just sayin’, when one person strikes another, it ain’t for “no reason” as the asshat bystanders would have us believe.
ph7 | June 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Staged bullshit.
M | June 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Country music is for fat people, look at the audience
ph7 | June 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
“Country music chicks are WAY hotter than any outher music chicks. At least Shania Twain wears underwear in public”
^^^ this Hillbilly thinks wearing underwear makes a chick hotter.
boogie | June 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
yep, that’s awesome.
veggi | June 25, 2008 at 3:41 pm
@ 6 hmmm, maybe if it was Harrison Ford.. and I don’t sit in an office..
joe | June 25, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Get a bunch of fat, stupid rednecks together, and this always happens.
Note to self | June 25, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Note to self.
Dont read the comments on this site.
gak | June 25, 2008 at 3:46 pm
so completely utterly staged it isn’t even funny. for the WWE crowd no doubt…
FRIST!!! | June 25, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Fucking rednecks trying to mosh at a country concert..duh
Grunion | June 25, 2008 at 3:47 pm
He did that fat guy a favour, dude was dying for a chalupa.
pointandlaugh | June 25, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I love how the audience member dude being whisked away by security thinks he rocks and takes off his cowboy hat and waves it to the audience. LOLZ
Captain-Insano | June 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm
And thats how a concert goes from lame to awesome to lame in 30 seconds.
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 25, 2008 at 3:50 pm
ph7, it didn’t work for your mom though.
burgernoodle | June 25, 2008 at 3:51 pm
BAH!
JimmyBachaFungool | June 25, 2008 at 3:51 pm
It’s completely staged. It’s to give Tim the bad ass look, He has too much to lose by getting involved physically. WWE and Tim McGraw concerts have a lot in common.
Deacon Jones | June 25, 2008 at 3:52 pm
@13 HAHAHA Well said
Any guy that wears asstight clothes and a leather cowboy is a fucking fag in my book
Jason | June 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Only 10? [ laughs ]
notafan | June 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I’m not a country music fan myself, but Tim McGraw is better than gay-boy Phil Stacey any day.
restingonlaurels | June 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm
staged or not, at least he proved he doesn’t lip sinc
bootlips | June 25, 2008 at 4:01 pm
If it was a rap concert all the coons would have raped the girl and then beat the crap out of her.
doomhammer | June 25, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I guess Tims fame is disappearing faster than his hair. That was a staged incident without doubt.
John Graziano | June 25, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Country music sucks. The only real music is rock. Best band: Nine Inch Nails. Here’s my favorite:
God money I’ll do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money don’t want everything he wants it all.
No you can’t take it
No you can’t take it
No you can’t take that away from me
No you can’t take it
No you can’t take it
No you can’t take that away from me
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I’d rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I’d rather die than give you control.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You’re going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You’re going to get what you deserve.
God money’s not looking for the cure.
God money’s not concerned with the sick among the pure.
God money lets go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
God money’s not one to choose
No you can’t take it
No you can’t take it
No you can’t take that away from me
No you can’t take it
No you can’t take it
No you can’t take that away from me
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I’d rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I’d rather die than give you control.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You’re going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You’re going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You’re going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You’re going to get what you deserve.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I’d rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
I’d rather die than give you control.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You’re going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
You’re going to get what you deserve.
You know who you are.
mamadough | June 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm
#31, you mean piss on her?
Rocko Solido | June 25, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Overweight rednecks hitting women at a country music show?
STOP THE PRESSES!
Shocking, just shocking.
mamadough | June 25, 2008 at 4:10 pm
you how sometimes you just wanna start over with a clean slate? we can do that in this country, and we can accomplish this by: NUKING THE SOUTH*. what the fuck would be missed? i demand to know one thing.
*florida excluded.
Dave from Washington State | June 25, 2008 at 4:11 pm
O YEAH! O YEAH! O YEAH!
Check it out y’all! Washington rednecks are bigger, dumber, ruder, more inbred than anything goin’ on south of the mason-dixon, and that includes YOU! Indiana & Wyoming!!! Lewis Country, Washington, #1 in the nation for incest! IN YOUR FACE West Virginia! Our meth labs & all-you-can-eat BBQ hog-slop diners are the GREATEST IN THIS GREAT NATION!
O YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT! CHECK IT OUT Y’ALL!
whatever | June 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I agree with the staged comment. If the guy was beating up on some chick, I don’t think he would have passed up taking a swing at Tim McGraw. Fucking rednecks.
crabby old guy | June 25, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Red Necks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer!
I prefer Keith Richard’s approach: swing your fucking guitar at their heads and calling out the Hells Angels at Altamont. Now THAT was “bad ass”.
Iraqi | June 25, 2008 at 4:22 pm
That’s nothing. Today we saw a man hitting his wife and we cut her head off.
Auntie Kryst | June 25, 2008 at 4:23 pm
The irony of this situation is so much of country music wouldn’t exist unless men DID beat up on women..
I’m not advocating violence against women, I’m just saying..
havoc | June 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Totally staged.
And lame.
Tim McGraw blows dogs for quarters…….
.
sheana | June 25, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I don’t know who Tim McGraw is, and I don’t like his music much, but i’m ALL FOR watching him storm around in his jeans & tank top. yummmmmmy.
lulu | June 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Miiii truck broke down, my dawg ran away, I got nooo SHOOOESSS….i caint help but cry in my beeerrr!! YEEHAW!
Lipper | June 25, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Hey Dave? Go choke on a chicken bone you stupid bastard.
Clem | June 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Why the hats? Why is it that Country people have to wear those dumb hats all the time? It’s night, it’s not raining, it’s not keeping you warm SO TAKE THE DAMN HAT OFF!!!! Same for all you spazs in your sunglasses.
tight lipped smiler | June 25, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Amazing how the “incident” was timed exactly to the lyrics. And I’ve haven’t seen a longer wind-up since I watched Saturday morning cartoons back in the Bronze Age. Plus my ass pimples are bigger than McGraw’s biceps.
NYC | June 25, 2008 at 4:41 pm
If I had to chose to “nuke” the north or the south, it would definitely be the liberal homos in the north.
South — better manners, better weather, better food, better looking women.
North — guidos, trashy women, disrespectful people
Um, not a close decision.
Dave from Washington State | June 25, 2008 at 4:43 pm
@45: Wow, lipper, looks like I touched a nerve. That’s what’s so great about guys who are into country music– they’re all so sensitive. You have to keep smiling nice at ‘em or they’ll grab their shotguns & attack you for hurting their feelings.
Lisa from washington. | June 20, 2011 at 1:04 am
you know what you are giving people in washington state a bad rep!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous | June 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm
To commenter 36: that was an incredibly ignorant comment considering that this concert took place in Washington State. WA is NOT in the south (just in case you aren’t too familiar with our geography).
And there are plenty of wonderful things about the south. Some of the best original American cuisine comes out of Louisiana, especially New Orleans. Ever heard of Blues? Originates in the Mississippi River Delta region. Like it when our country produces its own oil? Good thing that Texas and Louisiana both drill offshore in the Gulf of Mexico. Do you eat rice, or use sugar in anything you eat? Do you use Tabasco sauce to season your food? These are all produced in the deep south. Houston and Atlanta are two of the fastest growing cities in the country right now. So culturally, economically, and agriculturally, the south is a major part of American culture and life.
Your comment is insulting and ignorant. Have you ever actually been to the south?