In his quest to find a pure, undriven virgin to be his bride, Tim Tebow continues to bark up exactly the wrong trees by pursuing Taylor Swift whose music he’s clearly never listened to once. Via ClevverTV, whatever the hell that is:
Taylor Swift has dated her fair share of great guys and it looks like she could have snagged a new one. Sources tell ClevverNews that Taylor was spotted out at dinner with Tim Tebow at Toscanova Italian restaurant in Century City last night.
TAYLOR: Oh, Tim, it’s been such an amazing night. Make love to me!
TIM: *douses her with Holy Water* Jesus. Teleport me outta here!
JESUS: Right away, Timmy! SHALAKAZAM.
TIM: Phew, that was a close one. Will I ever find the right girl for me, Jesus?
JESUS: Wait. Was that Taylor Swift? Dammit, dude, I thought you were being mugged. Seriously, I’m done setting you up with these chicks if you’re not going to bang ‘em.
TIM: I get nervous.
JESUS: Probably ’cause you’re gay.
TIM: What?
JESUS: Nothing.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
If I were her I’d get pregnant
Title of Taylor Swift’s next album: The Bronco who wouldn’t Buck.
lol !!
Tim, be careful. That boney ass may gouge out your balls.
I think Swift is giving out her pussy 24/7 because she’s little nympho!
She’s still cute, but now I hate her.
Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Jakey Gillenhall. She has bearded for every closet case in hollywood…proof positive that Tebow is G-A-Y.
The evidence does seem to mount up.
She probably really dates thug black dudes in secret because you know that would be bad for her country western fans and then dates these guys as a beard in public. A win win for all.
Agreed.
This website is disgusting. Get a life losers. I cant believe msn brought me to this POS site.
You’re obviously new around here.
Who uses MSN, black type Eric?
It’s just occurred to me that if you register your name here, no one else should be able to use it.
Nah, even if you register your name and own it in magenta/pink/red/whateverthefuck someone can still post under that name, but it will only show up in black type. That way people are able to tell it isn’t really original Eric being a hypocritical little MSN-using idiot.
Yes, I got that. I’m not saying that it works that way. I’m saying that it SHOULD work that way.
Eric needs an enema up that tight ass, STAT.
AHEM — correction: Black type Eric :)
The haul ass bitch!
She regularly picks guys that won’t work out because on some level she knows her creativity depends directly on failed romantic idealism.
Jesus, what the hell just happened? When did I turn into Dr. Phil? *checks hair* I’ve got to stop reading the wife’s magazines when I’m taking a dump.
Man card close to being revoked!
haha!
Ms. Swift’s boobs have a much “larger” appeal since she began the birth control pills.
There must be something wrong with me. I think she’s cute, in a non-slutty, doesnt sprinkle coke on her breakfast cereal, Lindsay Lohan kind of way.
Agreed Eric. However, she’s mental.
Plus, she’s a John Mayer castoff. Does anybody really want to go where he’s been? Pass.
Hell no. No telling what Mayer left up there. I do believe Tebow is gay. This cat had to stop and pray on the football field during a game so you would think he’d run to the nearst church after the game is over but no, he ran to Vegas and now hard at work looking for a Hollywood beard.
Since he’s gay this story is false.
I would prefer my football team to have a gay quarterback over a serial rapist any day.
maybe so, but you can’t beat the raw grit and determination of a serial rapist.
… “You can’t beat the raw grit and determination of a serial rapist.”—-Priceless.
Fucking perfect post
“Cereal rapist? But…Cheerios can’t feel pain!” –Ben Roethlisberger
So you admit Tebow is gay?
Admit it? Who the fuck’s denying it?
I’d go with the serial rapist because.. What makes a quarterback great ? Winning.
I look forward to an entire Swift album dedicated to bashing Tebow and his brother, Jesus. Actually that’s a lie, nothing could make me look forward to anything involving her work.
Taylor Swift… WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?
Seriously.
Date someone normal.
Is that an anti-cleavage?
forever alone
forever alone
LOL
Tebow should be able to appreciate her cause she would be into doggie and use a strap-on on him.
Keep wearing that dress Taylor! Someday someone will ask you to Junior Prom.
Maria Menounos is an amazingly hot piece of ass. Hot body, cute face, and you can tell she “shags like a minx”. Humpadelic, baby…
If we find out they’re in the same place together, who do we send that information to? Does Al Qaeda have Twitter account or something
Those are the worst hair extensions I’ve ever seen.
Gosh Taylor, if you want fuzzy balls near your head just give me call.
This girl must have a 4 inch clit. It explains all the transitional gay boys in her life and the constant breakups. Now if she would name it and write a song….well I’d buy that for a dollar
Side-rib.
Her next hit will be adult themed. The title will be “He is a meany and he has a small thingy”.
THIS makes it official: Tebow is the poster child of closeted Christian jocks.
Well, he heard she likes older guys.
unless it didn’t occure to ya yet.
….THE PRESS MAKES EVERY RELATIONSHIP LOOK WISE!!
try to resist like lindsey vonn.
She’s going to age sooo goddamn bad!
Anorexic, boobless and buttafaced. Nice.
The idea that Tebow is a virgin is laughable. Like most Christians, he’s almost certainly a total hypocrite.
Danny DeVito is a poon hound, he was in ‘The Lorax’, Taylor Swift was in it too – so how come no rumors she’s involved with her co star Danny DeVito? He can pull off that suave move of casually dropping a magnum condom so the ladies see it, plus flashing a thick wad of Benjamins to impress them. Sheesh, they seem like a perfect match!
Danny DeVito would punish that ass! He’s a fucking stud!
I guess I’d smoke a choad if I get to bang Taylor…….. although she probably isn’t very good at it.
…. ya know what ? …… nevermind…..
krtecek, youre an ahole. also, what you said doesnt make sense. how can see be a “buttaface” (great body, bad face) if she is also “anorexic” and “boobless?” taylor is a great looking girl, and by all accounts a good person, too.