Tim Tebow’s Moved On To Taylor Swift Now
In his quest to find a pure, undriven virgin to be his bride, Tim Tebow continues to bark up exactly the wrong trees by pursuing Taylor Swift whose music he’s clearly never listened to once. Via ClevverTV, whatever the hell that is:
Taylor Swift has dated her fair share of great guys and it looks like she could have snagged a new one. Sources tell ClevverNews that Taylor was spotted out at dinner with Tim Tebow at Toscanova Italian restaurant in Century City last night.
TAYLOR: Oh, Tim, it’s been such an amazing night. Make love to me!
TIM: *douses her with Holy Water* Jesus. Teleport me outta here!
JESUS: Right away, Timmy! SHALAKAZAM.
TIM: Phew, that was a close one. Will I ever find the right girl for me, Jesus?
JESUS: Wait. Was that Taylor Swift? Dammit, dude, I thought you were being mugged. Seriously, I’m done setting you up with these chicks if you’re not going to bang ‘em.
TIM: I get nervous.
JESUS: Probably ’cause you’re gay.