Above is former Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow getting a mani/pedi in West Hollywood on Tuesday.
Below are three beautiful women he chose not to have sex with.
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
Photo: Courtesy of TMZ.com
I would still say that not sleeping with Taylor Swift is a good move. Nobody wants to be the subject of the next big hit on TRL.
I love his Eyes and NursePeopleMeet was the Best!
Somebody else must have heard Levine is single.
I’m sure this photo will be prominently posted in the Jet’s locker room when Spring Training begins.
Spring training = baseball
Training Camp = football
“It was just before the Passover Festival. Tebow knew that the hour had come for him to leave this world and go to the Jets. Having loved his own who were in the stands, he loved them to the end.
“Sima Petra came to Tebow and asked him, ‘Lord, may I wash your feet?’
“Tebow replied, ‘I do not realize now what you are doing, but later I will understand.
“‘Then, Lord,’ Sima Petra replied, ‘not just your feet but your hands as well!’ ”
(The Gospel According to Rex, 13:1-4)
Tebow is a flamer and overrated.
On a side note, I knew a girl in college that was obviously molested when she was younger. The wrestling house would call her up, she’d come over, take off all her clothes and stand in the middle of the room smiling. They’d proceed to take bong hits then gangbang her in the living room.
Maria Menounos reminds of that girl.
Which college did you go to, barber or clown? Ha! I love that joke!
I thought The University of Phoenix was online.
That’s probably the funniest thing I’ve read in my entire life.
(puts gun in mouth)
@Deacon Jones: I knew I should have gone to college.
Good for him. What’s wrong with a man taking care of his hands and feet? Any woman would appreciate it- feet are gross, and when you don’t take care of them, they are worse. It’s not like he is getting pink sparkly polish, for fuck’s sake.
Any of you guys who have never had a pedi, they cut your nails, trim your cuticles, SCRUB the dead crap off your feet, and give you a FOOT and LEG MASSAGE. What is so “flaming” about that?
straight dudes chew their fingernails off until they bleed and don’t want people touching their feet.
I have to agree. I like a man with working hands not baby soft mani hands.
You don’t like getting your feet rubbed by a woman? If a man has disgusting feet, it is a total deal breaker for me. That, and nasty teeth.
Plus, raggedy fingernails can do damage to a woman’s “insides”, get it? You’d probably get a lot more dates if you groomed a little more. I am NOT talking about eyebrow waxes, etc….but I see absolutely NOTHING wrong with a man taking care of his hands and feet.
ahh come on now. a dude can take care of his hands and feet with a bar of soap and a pair of nail clippers. I don’t see a need to pay some asian lady to fuck with my cuticles.
Yeah, I have this hot cop named Paul in my local suburb. Big masculine dude…and soon as I saw he had his nails done at a salon, I knew it was time to make my move. Sure enough I had anal sex with him… me on top of course. And he is not gay, he is bisexual. So moral to this story…men getting nails done may not mean gay…but does mean BOTTOM. So this is the bottom line…pedi hands and feet always means BOTTOM, but maybe not gay. It can be a confusing topic. Butt when you think about it, it all makes sense. When Tim comes out of the closet, he will surly be the receiver. I sure would like to be the first and only to top him and make him discover a REAL religious experience..
If you want to trim your nails, etc., great, just don’t do it at the nail salon:
You’ve got a far better chance at influenza on the subway than in the nail salon. They are really grasping for that one.
Fuck, I hate pop science and medicine.
And you love mani pedis!
Up next for Tebow: a Brazil wax and a taint-shave. If he thinks he’s prayed to Jesus before, just wait until the technician starts tearing off that wax.
I thought Jesus hated the gays?
Just thank you SO much for not including Kim Kardashian in that group of 3 beautiful women, thank you SO much. She has as much chance at getting with someone who has standards as hell has of freezing over this instant. I know she has the hots for him (but he’s not black, oh well). Well done, Fish !
poor guy has to be on the jets…
hope nobody shows rex any footage of that pedicure
He is just getting all dolled up to celebrate Jesus’ murder. I wonder what kind of fantasies spring to life in Tim’s mind as he pictures Jesus dying on the cross. Does it give him a hard on? Does he wonder how big his sky God’s cock is?
You have serious issues, my friend.
like many religious freaks, it’s all about the insecurity
and failure to perform sexually
the worse the flaccid prematurely-ejaculating problem
the more extreme they wrap themselves up in religion
and try to control their women since they can’t satisfy
Tim probably couldn’t keep from spotting his pants
just being in the room with these girls
Yes, bernard I think you have it “just right.” Can’t imagine a guy that age not even “being curious” to find out what a woman is really like.
His wedding night will be “amateur night.” Pity the bride.
So, sexual acumen is the end-all be-all in your world? Sad.
It’s not like it’s complicated – I’m sure he’ll be up to speed in no time.
At least it won’t be stale after the first couple of weeks, and she won’t worry about all the skanky ass along the way that may have given him a funk that could be passed on. No baby-mama drama either.
Enjoy your random humps with possible carriers, who each take a piece of you with them. If others choose not to engage, that’s their prerogative. Maybe someday, you’ll have a bit more respect for yourself.
Don’t knock the “random humps” until you try it. You’re full of it. You don’t need to put a ring on a girl’s finger just to get some ass. That’s some old school bullshit. Come back when you decide to join us in the 21st century.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS DONT GET NO STICKIN MANIPEDI.
He is so gay!
Did he have a male manicurist? Can’t imagine “Mr. Prissy” having a woman “do” his nails.
It’s gay to wear clean clothes too.
From what I understand, he genuinely tries to live out his convictions–ie no sex outside marriage, which has to be difficult considering all the opportunities he has. As much as you seem to despise Christians, Fish, you seem to despise hypocrites more, and at least he’s trying not to be one. You know?
you are right, he is a man of conviction—
obnoxious that he has to “shout his praise from the street corners…”
the only problem i had with Tebow was that he made Broncos fans
think they might win another one with his “skill set” (sic)
Is it him that’s shouting from street corners? Not so much – the media has gone nuts amplifying it. He’s just doing what he does.
Reggie White, a PREACHER, used to give sermons in the GB locker room. I don’t remember that ever being an issue, much less a story, unless it was a pre-game fluff piece about how quaint life is in Wisconsin. How is this guy so much worse for you people to handle? By “you people,” I mean cantankerous guilt-ridden atheists.
There’s no guilt attached to being an atheist. Guilt is your people’s forte.
I would say coming out before every game an kneeling down in the end zone and praying is shouting from street corners, but yes the press is playing to all the religious kooks
This came after the asshole bleaching
I would suck every bit of semen outta that dude’s cock….he is sooooo fuckin hawt!
or have him blow his hot load all over my chest – his choice, so long as he squirts out cum.
… and then we went to this amaaaazing little bistro in Malibu. Ahh, the croissants were just to die for!
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