Above is former Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow getting a mani/pedi in West Hollywood on Tuesday.
Below are three beautiful women he chose not to have sex with.
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
Photo: Courtesy of TMZ.com
I would still say that not sleeping with Taylor Swift is a good move. Nobody wants to be the subject of the next big hit on TRL.
I love his Eyes and NursePeopleMeet was the Best!
Somebody else must have heard Levine is single.
I’m sure this photo will be prominently posted in the Jet’s locker room when Spring Training begins.
Spring training = baseball
Training Camp = football
“It was just before the Passover Festival. Tebow knew that the hour had come for him to leave this world and go to the Jets. Having loved his own who were in the stands, he loved them to the end.
“Sima Petra came to Tebow and asked him, ‘Lord, may I wash your feet?’
“Tebow replied, ‘I do not realize now what you are doing, but later I will understand.
“‘Then, Lord,’ Sima Petra replied, ‘not just your feet but your hands as well!’ ”
(The Gospel According to Rex, 13:1-4)
Tebow is a flamer and overrated.
On a side note, I knew a girl in college that was obviously molested when she was younger. The wrestling house would call her up, she’d come over, take off all her clothes and stand in the middle of the room smiling. They’d proceed to take bong hits then gangbang her in the living room.
Maria Menounos reminds of that girl.
Which college did you go to, barber or clown? Ha! I love that joke!
I thought The University of Phoenix was online.
That’s probably the funniest thing I’ve read in my entire life.
(puts gun in mouth)
@Deacon Jones: I knew I should have gone to college.
Good for him. What’s wrong with a man taking care of his hands and feet? Any woman would appreciate it- feet are gross, and when you don’t take care of them, they are worse. It’s not like he is getting pink sparkly polish, for fuck’s sake.
Any of you guys who have never had a pedi, they cut your nails, trim your cuticles, SCRUB the dead crap off your feet, and give you a FOOT and LEG MASSAGE. What is so “flaming” about that?
straight dudes chew their fingernails off until they bleed and don’t want people touching their feet.
I have to agree. I like a man with working hands not baby soft mani hands.
You don’t like getting your feet rubbed by a woman? If a man has disgusting feet, it is a total deal breaker for me. That, and nasty teeth.
Plus, raggedy fingernails can do damage to a woman’s “insides”, get it? You’d probably get a lot more dates if you groomed a little more. I am NOT talking about eyebrow waxes, etc….but I see absolutely NOTHING wrong with a man taking care of his hands and feet.
ahh come on now. a dude can take care of his hands and feet with a bar of soap and a pair of nail clippers. I don’t see a need to pay some asian lady to fuck with my cuticles.
Yeah, I have this hot cop named Paul in my local suburb. Big masculine dude…and soon as I saw he had his nails done at a salon, I knew it was time to make my move. Sure enough I had anal sex with him… me on top of course. And he is not gay, he is bisexual. So moral to this story…men getting nails done may not mean gay…but does mean BOTTOM. So this is the bottom line…pedi hands and feet always means BOTTOM, but maybe not gay. It can be a confusing topic. Butt when you think about it, it all makes sense. When Tim comes out of the closet, he will surly be the receiver. I sure would like to be the first and only to top him and make him discover a REAL religious experience..
If you want to trim your nails, etc., great, just don’t do it at the nail salon:
You’ve got a far better chance at influenza on the subway than in the nail salon. They are really grasping for that one.
Fuck, I hate pop science and medicine.
And you love mani pedis!
Up next for Tebow: a Brazil wax and a taint-shave. If he thinks he’s prayed to Jesus before, just wait until the technician starts tearing off that wax.
Just thank you SO much for not including Kim Kardashian in that group of 3 beautiful women, thank you SO much. She has as much chance at getting with someone who has standards as hell has of freezing over this instant. I know she has the hots for him (but he’s not black, oh well). Well done, Fish !
poor guy has to be on the jets…
hope nobody shows rex any footage of that pedicure
He is just getting all dolled up to celebrate Jesus’ murder. I wonder what kind of fantasies spring to life in Tim’s mind as he pictures Jesus dying on the cross. Does it give him a hard on? Does he wonder how big his sky God’s cock is?
You have serious issues, my friend.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS DONT GET NO STICKIN MANIPEDI.
He is so gay!
Did he have a male manicurist? Can’t imagine “Mr. Prissy” having a woman “do” his nails.
It’s gay to wear clean clothes too.
This came after the asshole bleaching
I would suck every bit of semen outta that dude’s cock….he is sooooo fuckin hawt!
or have him blow his hot load all over my chest – his choice, so long as he squirts out cum.
… and then we went to this amaaaazing little bistro in Malibu. Ahh, the croissants were just to die for!
He is gay for sure….For some one that has to stop and pray on the football field, I would think he would use all of his free time to be on his knees praying every free moment. Strange you don’t hear much about his praying on his free time. He is another closeted gay republican.
I understand them, be nice to do a pedicure)
Would Jesus get a mani pedi?
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