Tim Tebow Disappoints Room Full of Kids:
‘I Did Not Have Sex With Katy Perry’

February 14th, 2012 // 76 Comments
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For the past few weeks, rumors have been flying that Katy Perry finally taught Tim Tebow the breast is truly mightier than the Jesus sword that gets saved until marriage and presumably only used once. Rumors that were stoked even more when Katy made two shout outs to Tim over Super Bowl weekend. Jump to yesterday, when a group of dyslexic children demanded he regale them with tales of tittery so they have a legitimate reason to succeed in sports. E! News reports:

Tebow met with 100 kids at the Challengers Boys & Girls Club in south Los Angeles today, promoting books and reading, along with sharing his struggle with dyslexia since he was a kid.
All very sweet, we know.
But when it came to the question-and-answer portion, one little fan got straight to the point and asked if he “has a thing” with the pop singer. Oooooh!
Tebow laughed and assured all his young and inquisitive friends that he does not, and we wouldn’t like to think that he lies to kids.

I’d like to think Tim Tebow wouldn’t lie to dyslexic kids either, but let’s not pretend he didn’t at least tell some of them that the ghost of a 2,000 year old hippie enters his heart and fills him with a special magic that makes him really awesome at football so the ghost can then enter other people’s hearts until he eventually assumes a physical form and blows up the planet. That said, telling them he gave a consenting adult a special hug would’ve probably been way worse. Those kids would never be the same.

Photos: Getty

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  1. mickey B

    I would need grade 5 dyslexia before I started think KP was hott.

  2. I didn’t either.

  3. JPC

    Angry responses from humorless Christian idiots who probably shouldn’t be reading this site in the first place if they are so easily offended every time someone makes a joke about their religion, in 3……..2……..1…….

  4. EricLr

    So when she becomes pregnant, I guess we’ll all know it was truly by immaculate conception–and lo’ that the new Christ child shall be born.

    • The Immaculate Conception refers to Mary, not Christ.

    • karlito

      Tebow won’t have sex with Katy Perry or any other woman because he’s GAY. he’s using and hiding behind this Jesus thing as a cover up the fact that he’s not attracted to women. he looks like a fudge packer and i bet his favourite time of day is shower time during football season.

      • anon

        Yup. Every Christian is gay. You got it.

      • OnTheRealThough

        I also think Tebow is a little extra flamboyant.

        His hardcore Christian fans would either become gay with him, or jump off a cliff if they ever discovered this though.

    • Wait, I thought he meant every footballer is gay. Damn, now I’m so confused.

      • karlito

        anon and justifiable you’re both retarded. i said he was “hiding” behind the Jesus thing. he’s using the “i’m a devote Christian so i won’t have sex before marriage” thing, to hide the fact that he’s GAY. i never said that every football player is Gay, but i’m sure there are a few. what i said is that heprobably likes taking showers with other men. it’s amazing how something something so simple has to be explained to a couple of idiots like you two.

    • Karlito, you’re the one who’s retarded if you think you have to explain anything to us. Now, shall we explain to you why it is that you have no discernable sense of humor?

    • If he was a huge packer, wouldn’t he play for Green Bay?

  5. Have a coke and a smile

    Namoth would have said yes and gave the kid his Helmet.

  6. OnTheRealThough

    Why the hell is this bitch wearing so many clothes all of a sudden????? Does she want to get UNfamous? Is this how she plans to bag Tebow??

  7. Cock Dr

    Those who trumpet their faith the loudest usually have something to hide.
    Can’t wait for this “Tebow” to be caught cramming some cock in a public restroom. If Jesus is very very good to us there may even be photos.

    • EricLr

      He’ll just say he was experimenting, run to one of those “gay reparation therapy” rehab centers, and then tell his adoring followers “I’m all about the pussy now!”

      • What’ll be the excuse, since he was already on his knees praying it sorta came naturally? Yikes. It’s been my experinece that those that trumpet their faith are usually the biggest hypocrites, and the preachers that have a rabidly anti-gay agenda and are later found with poppers and male masseuses/escorts are attacking what they fear and loath in themselves. Other than being associated with “Focus on Family” and not endorsing “It Gets Better” has Tebow overtly beat the anti LGBT drum – except by omission?. If he’s gay his defense mechanisms have to be so massive I bet he doesn’t know it.

    • Mike

      I know a lot of people are rushing to this whole gay thing, but when you think about it, you really have to wonder. This guy is like, what, 24 and a virgin? I might be able to understand that under normal circumstances (like him being a below average guy in the looks and success department), but his guy must have had pussy thrown @him since junior high. Not the normal kind either. The top shelf stuff. Most of the normal guys I have known that are uber religous (like those Dugger assholes) get married right out of high school to avoid going insane from blue balls. Yet this guy doesn’t have and has never had a serious girlfriend, and isn’t even looking? With his looks and money, he can’t find ANYTHING @the local church? Something in the milk ain’t clean, or the bastard must masturbate 24/7.

    • Or he’s secretly married and masturbates 24/7. Or so I’ve heard…

  8. Donald Trump

    He could Tebow my cornhole any day!

  9. hmna

    Dyslexic? No wonder he can’t read a defense.

  10. cc

    I hate her music and think she dresses like a goof. That being said, I’d pound her like I was trying to tenderize a flank steak.

  11. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Tebow didn’t get any but from this and other photos it looks like Rhianna is trying to get a piece.

  12. ReaderLeafer

    Kids, lets just say I maneuvered my Ark between her Mount Sinai and Mount Ararat, until there was a ‘Great Flood’.
    Praise Dog!

  13. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Rihanna gets her drink on and nobody is safe.

  14. Never thought she was as hot as people make her out to be. She’s not ugly but I don’t see what the big deal is.

    • Schmidtler

      she has big tits. that’s about all there is to it.

      • But the thing is, she DOESN’T. They look like they are on the larger side of average. They look like normal tits. Like I said, I just don’t get the big deal. It’s like Pippa Middleton’s butt, I don’t understand the big deal over totally average/normal looking body parts.

    • JPC

      Also, the ridiculous amount of makeup she has to put on to look as “meh” as she does.

      It’s not like the girls I’ve got have been 10s (not even close, in most cases, I’ll admit), but the overwhelming majority of them have looked better waking up in the morning without makeup than she looked in that infamous picture Brand took.

  15. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Commented on this photo:

    I could do without the stupidacious hair, but she’s definitely getting her mojo back.

  16. Anon

    Of course Tim Tebow would not have sex with Katy Perry. He’d rather fuck Russell Brand.

  17. ace11

    The question is…WHY would he tell little school kids if he had??
    and I for one do think something will happen with the 2 of them, if hasn’t happened already

    • Go back and re-read. One of the kids asked if he “has a thing” with Katy Perry and he said no. I doubt the word “sex” was ever mentioned.

  18. I can’t explain why, but I hate both of them and am still disappointed. What gives, Universe?

  19. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Whitney Houston reanimated freakishly fast.

  20. Why’s she doing the cleavage lean when she’s covered up from neck to knee? Must be a real short attention span.

  21. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Calvin
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn she’s perfect, I’d hate her too if I was a fat broad.

  22. forrest gump

    please stop this bullshit.
    THERE ISN’T A COUNTRY WHICH IS MORE PRUDISH!!

  23. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    browny
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s HIDEOUS. WTF is going on with this makeup? and don’t forget the pic that Rusty posted of her sans makeup: she looked better without the paint.

  24. The Most Interesting

    I’d make a joke about just how blessed can a dyslexic be, but then, the Jebusfreaks think reading anything but the Bible and the playbook is basically spreading your legs for Satan.

  25. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    omg! you little girls are so fu*king beautiful!!!

  26. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    That first awkward kiss looks only a few seconds away, Perry’s breakthrough hit comes home to roost!

  27. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    After much contemplation…. I choose Zooey!

  28. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    everything about her looks smooth in this pic. lol. her face, her clothes, hair. kinda… waxy.

  29. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Why did I see this and think of Whitney? Mind over matter?

  30. Props to Tebow for being who he is. Good for him. I would rather deal with a flaming christian then someone who always cries racism when things dont go their way or tries to flaunt being gay every time they open their mouth because they have nothing else to offer.

    Even if she is an idiot, Katy Perry is hot because she has perfect breasts and most of us would love to fuck her. She looks better then most even if she has no talent and her music sucks. There is no way around it.

    However, Tim Tebow has his choice of top of the line pussy. Katy Perry is like leftovers of the leftovers of what Tim has access to. This top of the line pussy can range from some 19 yr old UF sorority chick to the older and still hot Maria Menounos who would do her TV show with Mario Lopez in Times Square naked pretending to be embarrassed like no man has ever seen her tight body if Tim asked her to. All hot, smart, and any other adjective you want without a history of being plowed by half his teammates or peed on by some C list musician. He gets women with stalkers and who juggle men like a circus clown to chase him.

    I could certainly understand if someone questioned whether or not he is actually a virgin but Id take being a virgin at 24 and all the christian jokes in the world if I could have his future. Im a christian and I need to masturbate just thinking about all the quality chicks he could have with the snap of a finger.

  31. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Solay Rad
    Commented on this photo:

    Solay Rad with Katy Perry at Roc Nation Pre-Grammy Brunch

  32. Marthin

    I LOVE YOUR PIANO!!! omg !! i want it!! U HAVE PURE TALENT!! just wtaned to ask, do u play by ear or do you learn all these using a music sheet?

  33. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Sampa
    Commented on this photo:

    Your dance rintoue to this song is too cute, and helped me out a lot!! I am using some of it for my dance rintoue for the county fair pageant.Thanks Daddy Wong Productions : )

  34. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Damn
    Commented on this photo:

    Her legs gave me a boner, holy fuck

  35. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Bill
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just gorgeous.

  36. Katy Perry Roc Nation Pre Grammy Brunch
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    Nah you listen to me! I know some fiiiiinnnne men out daya who can treat you like da lady you be! See, me n Chris be role playin right nah! I be Whitney n he be himself, right? Wait… whey u goin’?

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