Tim Tebow Disappoints Room Full of Kids:
‘I Did Not Have Sex With Katy Perry’
For the past few weeks, rumors have been flying that Katy Perry finally taught Tim Tebow the breast is truly mightier than the Jesus sword that gets saved until marriage and presumably only used once. Rumors that were stoked even more when Katy made two shout outs to Tim over Super Bowl weekend. Jump to yesterday, when a group of dyslexic children demanded he regale them with tales of tittery so they have a legitimate reason to succeed in sports. E! News reports:
Tebow met with 100 kids at the Challengers Boys & Girls Club in south Los Angeles today, promoting books and reading, along with sharing his struggle with dyslexia since he was a kid.
All very sweet, we know.
But when it came to the question-and-answer portion, one little fan got straight to the point and asked if he “has a thing” with the pop singer. Oooooh!
Tebow laughed and assured all his young and inquisitive friends that he does not, and we wouldn’t like to think that he lies to kids.
I’d like to think Tim Tebow wouldn’t lie to dyslexic kids either, but let’s not pretend he didn’t at least tell some of them that the ghost of a 2,000 year old hippie enters his heart and fills him with a special magic that makes him really awesome at football so the ghost can then enter other people’s hearts until he eventually assumes a physical form and blows up the planet. That said, telling them he gave a consenting adult a special hug would’ve probably been way worse. Those kids would never be the same.