One of the more humorous elements of my job (besides Spencer Pratt’s face) is when reality shows are reported as if the shit happening on them is real. In this case, Kristy Morgan (above) who “won” this season’s A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila but turned down Tila on the finale. People caught up with Kristy to find out why she chose not to date a fake bisexual. It’s called a script, folks:
“I really went with what my heart said,” Morgan said. “Sometimes you date people, and then it’s not always the happy ending.”
Morgan, who is bisexual, said she was “emotionally unstable” living away from friends and family and in a house full of lesbians and straight men. “It helped me learn what type of woman I want to be, [but] I started to emotionally break down,” she said.
Meanwhile, Tila Tequila is feigning rage on her website and unleashed some angry leprechaun poetry while telling MTV where to dump the pile of cash for a third season:
Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can’t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can’t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.
Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I’ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over bitch….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.
Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile….brings another day!
Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I’m back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.
Wow. That’s quite a verbose entry for someone who has to hop from key to key.
Kristy Morgan works at an adult establishment in NJ under the name Tina. She is usually there 2-3 days a week every two weeks.
PLEASE PLEASE BAN Steffen !!!
This is not a link add site and thats all the tool does. Link to other sites. Just ban these advertisement dudes its really not needed.
Her boobies look bigger than usual.
Hahaha that poem was fucking awesome.
I hope she writes more, perhaps a novel would do her justice?
#54 Now you did it. “Thunderfuck thank the fuck God.” will be on the shelves in about 2 months. Hope you’re happy.
tila tequilla im sorry u didn’t find luv but dumb girl luv was right in front of u bo was so in luv with u he got hurt for ur ass and at the end u rejected him. and as they say charmas a bitch. u should have chosen him and now ur heart broken. lol! thats the funniest shit i’ve ever seen, but have a good time finding love for the what 3rd time.
Phuck you #52! I can post whatever I want.
She is pretty, sexy and a total skank, like all the other bitches. I think I will hump and pump her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club B I T C H P O R K I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for pulling a train in a dumpster.
Now all you mindless donkey dong sucking sheep click my link.
OMG. I love tila. Shes Not fake. But u know what is? go to this link and look at kristy, shes totally phototshopped. and tila is 4’11 . not 2 inches tall.
OMG. I love tila. Shes Not fake. But u know what is? go to this link and look at kristy, shes totally phototshopped. and tila is 4’11 . not 2 inches tall.
ugh tila looks like a giant bug. terminix anyone?
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