Tila Tequila’s fake reality show is coming back

January 3rd, 2008 // 110 Comments

Everyone’s favorite bi-sexual (but not really) midget stripper Tila Tequila is returning for a second season. Tila and MTV announced she’ll pretend to like chicks again for the ratings juggernaut A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. She claims on her MySpace page that season one winner Bobby Banhart broke up with her and couldn’t handle her schedule. But Bobby says they never even dated, according to the Associated Press:

However, Banhart said in a Dec. 30 message posted on MySpace that “she never called me after the last show and no one would give me her number.”

Poor Bobby never really had a “shot” to begin with as casting for the second season had already started in November before the finale even aired:

“This time I wanna find love for real,” Tequila said during “Tila Tequila’s New Year’s Eve Masquerade 2008.”.

I’d prefer if A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila was literally a shot at Tila Tequila with a bullet. Fired from a gun – by me. Though I bet she’d be hard to hit because of her little people powers. She’d keep escaping into a “poof” of rainbows and stripper poles.

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  1. Stop Denying...

    And just accept and love her .. you know you love Tila .. Tila is taking over the world… it’s the alien invasion – if you can’t beat them – join them. :|

  2. I'M WHITE

    Get over it. She’s famous, she has a show, she has fake tits. You say she has fake tits like its a bad thing. Should we go down the list of white people who’ve done it?

  3. opinionated biatch

    don’t worry bobby
    you’re a great guy
    as for tila, fake bitch, should be lucky she had a shot with you
    as the saying goes
    once a hoe, always a hoe
    she fucked you then left you
    season 2? yuck
    hey tila i got 1 word for ya:
    TRANSVESTITE

  4. Who Cares

    Fake or not, it’s still an interesting show, and Tila is still making money off you White Trash inbreds who are actually stupid enough to watch it despite hating her and her show. But you know what, eventually I think you hicks won’t have to watch her any longer since you’ll be caught by the 5 O for stealing cable since you can’t afford to buy one, what a trailer park tradition.

  5. MTVISANABOMINATION

    MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MTV IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. @# 105 what hell is wrong with u? Anyway all of u who wants to post racial comments about Tila or asians SHALL BE CAST OFF INTO HELL!!!!!!

  7. I forgot tosay that Tila is Beautiful!!

  8. Russ

    Has anyone else noticed that every single reality show with love at it’s core, ALWAYS FAILS TO MAKE LOVE LAST? The only one I have ever seen that has worked is My Fair Brady. And who knows if that will last. And MTV shows suck! They are ALWAYS staged! The find pretty people and fake it all. Plus they run their shows 5 minutes early and end then 5 minutes late. So when I set my DVR, I have to adjust it.

    Tila Tequila is hot as H@LL, but it won’t make me watch another fake season.

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  10. i mean i’m horny all the time but tila tequila is ugly as hell and tequila is not even her real last name and her show is bullshit!!!

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