Tila Tequila’s fake reality show is coming back

January 3rd, 2008 // 110 Comments

Everyone’s favorite bi-sexual (but not really) midget stripper Tila Tequila is returning for a second season. Tila and MTV announced she’ll pretend to like chicks again for the ratings juggernaut A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. She claims on her MySpace page that season one winner Bobby Banhart broke up with her and couldn’t handle her schedule. But Bobby says they never even dated, according to the Associated Press:

However, Banhart said in a Dec. 30 message posted on MySpace that “she never called me after the last show and no one would give me her number.”

Poor Bobby never really had a “shot” to begin with as casting for the second season had already started in November before the finale even aired:

“This time I wanna find love for real,” Tequila said during “Tila Tequila’s New Year’s Eve Masquerade 2008.”.

I’d prefer if A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila was literally a shot at Tila Tequila with a bullet. Fired from a gun – by me. Though I bet she’d be hard to hit because of her little people powers. She’d keep escaping into a “poof” of rainbows and stripper poles.

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  1. yuck

    YUCK, she’s ugly.

  2. gross

    ewwwwwwwww

  3. The White Urkle

    I’ve seen hotter single moms at Chuckee Cheese.

  4. bigSTEAMYone

    SKANK !

  5. Tila the Ant

    Her head and face seriously looks like an ant…yeah, the hard working insect.
    Google the image of an ant’s head and a head shot of tila, now put them side by side. seperated at birth!

  6. G Man

    Ranks right there with KIM K.. What the hell is your claim to fame? and who and the hell cares about you and your f’d up love life… The faint smell of gym socks is in the air, wash your cooter… It has been over used to get where you are…

  7. Man, those Asians can manufacture anything…in this case – tits!

  8. D. Richards (Hands.)

    I see now. Tila’s like Santa Clause, or the Easter-bunny (any of those goddamn ridiculous christians holidays), you know she’s fake, but by-golly, you’re a fucking moron and just can’t help it. Reality television is just, so fascinating.

    Tila should be spayed; sent back to Laos; then set on fire.

  9. they need 2 find more hotter girls for the next show

  10. cooper

    She is a cute girl. She looks naughty in that pic. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site ‘Meet Rich,com’? I heard of this around some famous
    gossip sites.

  11. flat face tila

    Gooks are yucky poo BLAH
    Did her face get painted with a pavement flatner?

  12. what

    So everybody else knew this over a week ago, Fish-head you idiot!

  13. Great another hour of television wasted. Doesn’t MTV have reruns of Laguna Beach they can air instead?

  14. Auntie Kryst

    “little people powers”? Fish, why do you have to harsh out on leprechauns like that? That Tila bitch is one of those pixie whores. Those spun out fairies fuck men, women, Keebler elves, anything for their pixie dust. I mean crank.

  15. Racer X

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  16. Margucha

    she looks like Bill grom Tokio Hotel XD

  17. Confused

    At first I thought this girl was Christina Milian and I couldn’t figure out come she looks so great in a bikini and so ugly in a dress. Now I know they are not the same people. MTV should dump this chick and replace her with Christina. Then I would watch this show.

  18. kirsten

    That dress us FUGLY! It looks like something from the Hot Topic Prom Collection crossed with a mermaid!

  19. MTV still exists? I fear for our future…

  20. Anonymous

    Hey Cooper #10:

    Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
    I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

  21. Anonymous

    Hey Cooper #10:

    Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
    I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

  22. sam the man

    wow this is one ugly chick, and this coming from an everyday horny kinda guy.
    vomits

    hahahaha @ #5 ant face!

  23. Joe

    Hey…she is really unappealing.

  24. Retard Pron?

    Really I’m not sure why everyone enjoys seeing pictures of this retard elf. She’s disgusting. She is in Penthouse btw if you really want to see what a midget snatch looks like

  25. UUUGLY

    MUST HER EYES BE SO FAR APART!

  26. me

    #6

    Whaaaat?? comparing the stunning beauty and goddess of hotness Kim Kardashian to this ugly as shit asian?? that’s a crime!!
    You can’t compare. Your point may be both are famous for ‘nothing’, but at least Kim is famous for her sex tape, for being Paris Hilton’s friend and for being hotter than fuck, and she is hotter than fuck, hot enough to be famous just for her hotness. But this ugly asian Tila whatever not only is she UGLY as shit, she is truly famous for nothing and good for nothing other than posting photoshoped deceiving pictures of herself online pretending to be cute when in reality she’s ugly as a turd. Kim Kardashian’s sex tape sold millions and millions of copies because she’s so hot, enough to be famous just for the heck of it. But if the ugly Tila ever made a sex tape and it was sold, it wouldn’t sell 5 copies. She’s just UGLY.

  27. sharpeidude

    All you american G.I. are boqou dinky dao!!!!

  28. yoko yuck

    she looks like Yoko Ono on more crack

  29. That’s a classy tattoo she’s got there. She wreaks of class. No, she just wreaks.

  30. Mandy

    I’m almost sure she has that, I’ve just eaten an egg roll for breakfast breath

  31. Mandy

    I’m almost sure she has that, I’ve just eaten an egg roll for breakfast breath

  32. chenush

    I think she’s find, but she need lips

  33. You think she’s find? What the fuck does that mean???

  34. Imagination

    With her mouth stuck in that position, I do believe that is the worst case of BLOWER’S CRAMP I’ve ever seen.

    (I’m not a doctor, but I play one on celebrity gossip sites.)

  35. danny walters

    is she vietnamese?

  36. Bubba the Kid

    I’d totally hit it. From behind. Donkey punch etc…

  37. Texas Tranny

    I love the dress and gloves.

  38. GEEEEZ!

    So…the “Dropped on your face as an infant” look is going to be huge in ’08?

  39. 10pound

    one Tila, one cup.

    sign me up to shit in her mouth.

  40. I wont watch that bullshit again.

  41. Bob

    #36, yes you’re correct she is a gook. Too bad, her family escaped the My Lai Massacre.

  42. woodhorse

    I cancelled my satellite and I’m not getting it back until she’s gone for good. Someone’s got to make a stand.

  43. jimena

    i don’t know what’s about this girl. not talented, whoreish and not really good looking, ugly face, fake tits and stupid attitude. well she’s on MTV so…

  44. #43 Woodhorse,. my sattelite cancelled me (cause I didn’t feel like paying for it anymore) and I’m not getting it back til she’s dead (or just wounded, I don’t care)..

  45. spell check

    @30 I believe it is spelled r-e-e-k-s, reeks.

  46. Horsesizedwood

    MTV was pretty interesting at the very beginning, when it first launched and was run by white folks and featured white musicians with thoughtful creative videos. But now it sucks because it’s infected with all kinds of dirt people. It’s like a Discovery Channel for retards.

  47. Anonymous

    You guys are some racist bastards and may you burn in hell.

  48. KKK

    I’m not a racist, everyone should own at least a couple (male and female) because I like it both ways.

  49. Wait a second…this is about a reality show? I thought it was a trailer for ET 2. Dammit…

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