Everyone’s favorite bi-sexual (but not really) midget stripper Tila Tequila is returning for a second season. Tila and MTV announced she’ll pretend to like chicks again for the ratings juggernaut A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. She claims on her MySpace page that season one winner Bobby Banhart broke up with her and couldn’t handle her schedule. But Bobby says they never even dated, according to the Associated Press:
However, Banhart said in a Dec. 30 message posted on MySpace that “she never called me after the last show and no one would give me her number.”
Poor Bobby never really had a “shot” to begin with as casting for the second season had already started in November before the finale even aired:
“This time I wanna find love for real,” Tequila said during “Tila Tequila’s New Year’s Eve Masquerade 2008.”.
I’d prefer if A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila was literally a shot at Tila Tequila with a bullet. Fired from a gun – by me. Though I bet she’d be hard to hit because of her little people powers. She’d keep escaping into a “poof” of rainbows and stripper poles.
yuck | January 3, 2008 at 12:18 pm
YUCK, she’s ugly.
gross | January 3, 2008 at 12:18 pm
ewwwwwwwww
The White Urkle | January 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I’ve seen hotter single moms at Chuckee Cheese.
bigSTEAMYone | January 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm
SKANK !
Tila the Ant | January 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Her head and face seriously looks like an ant…yeah, the hard working insect.
Google the image of an ant’s head and a head shot of tila, now put them side by side. seperated at birth!
G Man | January 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Ranks right there with KIM K.. What the hell is your claim to fame? and who and the hell cares about you and your f’d up love life… The faint smell of gym socks is in the air, wash your cooter… It has been over used to get where you are…
sportsdvl | January 3, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Man, those Asians can manufacture anything…in this case – tits!
D. Richards (Hands.) | January 3, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I see now. Tila’s like Santa Clause, or the Easter-bunny (any of those goddamn ridiculous christians holidays), you know she’s fake, but by-golly, you’re a fucking moron and just can’t help it. Reality television is just, so fascinating.
Tila should be spayed; sent back to Laos; then set on fire.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm
they need 2 find more hotter girls for the next show
cooper | January 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm
She is a cute girl. She looks naughty in that pic. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site ‘Meet Rich,com’? I heard of this around some famous
gossip sites.
flat face tila | January 3, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Gooks are yucky poo BLAH
Did her face get painted with a pavement flatner?
what | January 3, 2008 at 12:31 pm
So everybody else knew this over a week ago, Fish-head you idiot!
Christi | January 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Great another hour of television wasted. Doesn’t MTV have reruns of Laguna Beach they can air instead?
Auntie Kryst | January 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“little people powers”? Fish, why do you have to harsh out on leprechauns like that? That Tila bitch is one of those pixie whores. Those spun out fairies fuck men, women, Keebler elves, anything for their pixie dust. I mean crank.
Racer X | January 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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Margucha | January 3, 2008 at 12:41 pm
she looks like Bill grom Tokio Hotel XD
Confused | January 3, 2008 at 12:41 pm
At first I thought this girl was Christina Milian and I couldn’t figure out come she looks so great in a bikini and so ugly in a dress. Now I know they are not the same people. MTV should dump this chick and replace her with Christina. Then I would watch this show.
kirsten | January 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm
That dress us FUGLY! It looks like something from the Hot Topic Prom Collection crossed with a mermaid!
ThePsychoExWife | January 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm
MTV still exists? I fear for our future…
Anonymous | January 3, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Hey Cooper #10:
Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
| January 3, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Scary
Anonymous | January 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Hey Cooper #10:
Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
sam the man | January 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm
wow this is one ugly chick, and this coming from an everyday horny kinda guy.
vomits
hahahaha @ #5 ant face!
Joe | January 3, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Hey…she is really unappealing.
Retard Pron? | January 3, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Really I’m not sure why everyone enjoys seeing pictures of this retard elf. She’s disgusting. She is in Penthouse btw if you really want to see what a midget snatch looks like
UUUGLY | January 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm
MUST HER EYES BE SO FAR APART!
me | January 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm
#6
Whaaaat?? comparing the stunning beauty and goddess of hotness Kim Kardashian to this ugly as shit asian?? that’s a crime!!
You can’t compare. Your point may be both are famous for ‘nothing’, but at least Kim is famous for her sex tape, for being Paris Hilton’s friend and for being hotter than fuck, and she is hotter than fuck, hot enough to be famous just for her hotness. But this ugly asian Tila whatever not only is she UGLY as shit, she is truly famous for nothing and good for nothing other than posting photoshoped deceiving pictures of herself online pretending to be cute when in reality she’s ugly as a turd. Kim Kardashian’s sex tape sold millions and millions of copies because she’s so hot, enough to be famous just for the heck of it. But if the ugly Tila ever made a sex tape and it was sold, it wouldn’t sell 5 copies. She’s just UGLY.
sharpeidude | January 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm
All you american G.I. are boqou dinky dao!!!!
yoko yuck | January 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm
she looks like Yoko Ono on more crack
FRIST!!! | January 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm
That’s a classy tattoo she’s got there. She wreaks of class. No, she just wreaks.
Mandy | January 3, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I’m almost sure she has that, I’ve just eaten an egg roll for breakfast breath
Mandy | January 3, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I’m almost sure she has that, I’ve just eaten an egg roll for breakfast breath
chenush | January 3, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I think she’s find, but she need lips
FRIST!!! | January 3, 2008 at 1:14 pm
You think she’s find? What the fuck does that mean???
Imagination | January 3, 2008 at 1:15 pm
With her mouth stuck in that position, I do believe that is the worst case of BLOWER’S CRAMP I’ve ever seen.
(I’m not a doctor, but I play one on celebrity gossip sites.)
danny walters | January 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm
is she vietnamese?
Bubba the Kid | January 3, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I’d totally hit it. From behind. Donkey punch etc…
Texas Tranny | January 3, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I love the dress and gloves.
GEEEEZ! | January 3, 2008 at 1:37 pm
So…the “Dropped on your face as an infant” look is going to be huge in ’08?
10pound | January 3, 2008 at 1:39 pm
one Tila, one cup.
sign me up to shit in her mouth.
jessica | January 3, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I wont watch that bullshit again.
Bob | January 3, 2008 at 1:42 pm
#36, yes you’re correct she is a gook. Too bad, her family escaped the My Lai Massacre.
woodhorse | January 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I cancelled my satellite and I’m not getting it back until she’s gone for good. Someone’s got to make a stand.
jimena | January 3, 2008 at 1:47 pm
i don’t know what’s about this girl. not talented, whoreish and not really good looking, ugly face, fake tits and stupid attitude. well she’s on MTV so…
FRIST!!! | January 3, 2008 at 1:52 pm
#43 Woodhorse,. my sattelite cancelled me (cause I didn’t feel like paying for it anymore) and I’m not getting it back til she’s dead (or just wounded, I don’t care)..
spell check | January 3, 2008 at 1:57 pm
@30 I believe it is spelled r-e-e-k-s, reeks.
Horsesizedwood | January 3, 2008 at 2:11 pm
MTV was pretty interesting at the very beginning, when it first launched and was run by white folks and featured white musicians with thoughtful creative videos. But now it sucks because it’s infected with all kinds of dirt people. It’s like a Discovery Channel for retards.
Anonymous | January 3, 2008 at 2:33 pm
You guys are some racist bastards and may you burn in hell.
KKK | January 3, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’m not a racist, everyone should own at least a couple (male and female) because I like it both ways.
chonny | January 3, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Wait a second…this is about a reality show? I thought it was a trailer for ET 2. Dammit…