The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria and Conan O’ Brien. Then they started working for Tila Tequila.
Thanks to being sucked into the vortex of an insane dwarf hellbent on splattering the world with its crazy like a monkey tossing its feces, but with less dignity, The Bodyguard Group was forced to issue a lengthy press release defending its credibility after Tila decided to name its employees as the father of her imaginary baby and continue to alert the paparazzi to her every move to stage embarrassing photo ops. This puppy reads as basically every thing you’ve ever suspected about Tila coupled with the non-surprising fact that these poor bastards went through war zones and still couldn’t tolerate her shit. How they didn’t eventually open fire will baffle me until the day I die.
The Bodyguard Group Official Press Release
For 43 years our Company The Bodyguard Group has never given an interview about any current or former client or written a letter such as in this instance, this is our first and ONLY press release, in fact 99% of our members work has NEVER been posted on our web site.
However, at this juncture we felt it necessary to set the record straight about our dealings with Tila Tequila and her comments about us and the Hilton family and other Celebrities for the following reasons:
Tila has serious self medication & emotional problems that we pray that she can get professional treatment and help with. The Bodyguard Group has tried a brief intervention with her once but failed to get through to her.
As Combat Veterans we have seen our friends tragically die in combat before their time; Therefore we have a very high respect for life and for this reason we truly pray Tila can get help before it is too late.
Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the types of self medication she was taking and many other things we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided could we could NOT perform any work for her, but we did try and help by explaining to her she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.
When Tila told us she was broke and could not pay us, we gave her our services for free, we even arranged to take her to a high end jewelry & watch Pawn Shop so she could sell her extra rings and watches, to raise money for her family. We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner & head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.
She gave our company her word, no press, no paparazzi while we were there to give her a ride, she lied to us and had the paparazzi waiting for us when we walked out.
We do not ever accept being lied to by a client, even if we are not getting paid, so that ended our relationship with Tila Tequila.
We were NEVER aware of Tila tweeting negative things about The Hiltons and other Celebrities, until yesterday, that is why we are releasing this information today.
The father of Tila’s baby
We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila’s baby, Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.
As for what Tila said that we said about Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities:
The Hiltons have ALWAYS treated The Bodyguard Group members with 100% respect, every word Tila alleges that we have said about the Hilton’s is 100% FALSE, Tila Tequila has been tweeting and saying we said negative things about Paris & Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities.
We have NEVER said anything negative about Paris, Nikki or anyone else that our group has ever protected, met or known period.
The fact is Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria, Conan O’ Brien and hundreds of other Celebrities we have had any contact with have ALL been OUTSTANDING supporters of the U.S. Combat Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and we are grateful for their support.
All of these celebrities and more have been kind enough to have taken photos with our U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and have always treated our U.S. Veteran members extremely well, We will never forget your acts of kindness towards our members and friends.
Burt | February 6, 2010 at 9:04 pm
#99
I truly appreciate what you are trying to do. The transition from military life to the civilian workforce isn’t always an easy one.
The new layout is much better, by the way.
Burt | February 6, 2010 at 9:04 pm
#99
I truly appreciate what you are trying to do. The transition from military life to the civilian workforce isn’t always an easy one.
The new layout is much better, by the way.
Micci | February 6, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Could someone please buy Tila a bullet & loan her a gun…& maybe show her where the trigger is
Burt | February 7, 2010 at 12:19 am
#100,
Yes, you certainly can’t protect people from their own destructive behavior, especially not when they are unwilling to help themselves. But, having served in the military, I can understand where these guys are coming from. I can’t fault them for having let their generosity, protective instincts and loyalty win over their sense of self-preservation.
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I have worked as an indie Celebrity hair dresser in Beverly Hills for 12 years, my best friend works for Ken Paves in Beverly Hills. We both have been round these thebodyguardgroup.com bodyguards in action and they are the coolest group of celebrity bodyguards of all time.
My friend and I have worked with Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria Parker, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears and a bunch of other celebrity clients, each time any of them come to me or my friends shop, that bald dude with the porn mustache Kris who owns the bodyguard group has been with every one of these celebrities at least one or more times when they have been to my shop or my friends shop.
The owner Kris is off the hook coolio, after a co-worker of mine told him I was broke and really hurting for money before xmas, he remembered both of our kids names and gave both of my kids 500 each for xmas and birthdays the last few years, as a single mom, that meant allot. He also got us free tickets to seaworld, disneyland and pepper spray pens for all the girls I work with for self defense.
I always ask my clients about Kris & the bodyguard group and the response is always the same, all my celebrity clients say he is the best bodyguard they ever had & they love and respect all the military dudes in his company.
If you want to see him and a girl (girlfriend ?) he used to bring into my friend shop allot, check out this web page: http://www.thebodyguardgroup.com/ss
She gave the address to my friend one time when she was at the shop.
He may look like a porn dude with that stupid mustache, but he has a heart of gold :-)
links of london jewellery | February 7, 2010 at 4:18 am
The owner Kris is off the hook coolio, after a co-worker of mine told him I was broke and really hurting for money before xmas, he remembered both of our kids names and gave both of my kids 500 each for xmas and birthdays the last few years, as a single mom, that meant allot. He also got us free tickets to seaworld, disneyland and pepper spray pens for all the girls I work with for self defense.
Burt | February 7, 2010 at 7:46 am
#105,
There you go. Word of mouth. Don’t need a flashy website when you’ve got class.
Narcissist | February 7, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Anna who? Seriously, it took me a minute.
Narcissist | February 7, 2010 at 3:22 pm
(“she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others”)
froufrou | February 7, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Everyone who was ripping on these guys needs to have some consideration and respect. This is the first time I’ve learned about them, and I appreciate the work they do. Who cares if their press release didn’t sound like the State of the Union. It was the first time they actually had to DO that type of thing in their guard careers. No other celebrity propelled them to do such a thing, as did Tila. She’s the one thats unprofessional and doesnt even deserve a bodyguard, let alone a combat vet for one.
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I'd Tap That | February 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm
I would NOT tap that… On a side note, when scrolling down the screen I thought to myself why the hell is there a picture of a Bratz Doll??? Then I was like, oh that’s tila tequila… the frigtard. Why does she look so plastic? *rhetorical question)
the man, the myth.... | February 13, 2010 at 2:25 am
i wonder who this vet is from texas.. buahahahahaha..
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I can understand where these guys are coming from. I can’t fault them for having let their generosity, protective instincts and loyalty win over their sense of self-preservation.
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This is disturbing to me and other U.S. Military Veterans that the owner is not a Military Veteran and uses the advertisement of supporting Veterans when in fact the team is mostly compromised of non Military.
I am only commenting on this due to client confidentiality and this goes against Military Values such as Honor, Valor, Integrity….
- Jack Lane
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