Turns out Tila Tequila has found a way to transcribe her shrill leprechaun speak into words. These are shots of Tila at a Manhattan Barnes & Noble to sign/read her opus Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party. From Amazon:
The ways to celebrity are myriad, but in just two years, Tila Tequila has quite possibly become THE symbol of stardom in today’s digital age. With upwards of three million MySpace pals and thanks to MTV’s A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, the twenty-six-year-old sexy siren has become nothing less than a cultural icon. Tila’s taboo-bending lack of inhibition has made her a trailblazer for the times, and there’s no signs of slowing down this feisty four-foot-eleven wild child whose combination of sex appeal and accessibility has made her popularity unparalleled.
Hooking Up with Tila Tequila takes an exclusive and entertaining look beyond the virtual pin-up — past the mischievous glint in her eye and sultry curve of her hip — to the real-life Tila. In her own outrageously candid words, she tackles a variety of subjects from making it big to getting what you want in bed — and out of it! Also included are real questions from her millions of fans, and Tila’s unique brand of truthful advice, as she says, “Tequila-style.” Filled with stunning never-before-seen photographs from Tila’s private collection, Hooking Up with Tila Tequila delivers the scoop on everything her fans want to know — and reveals the true story of how a fearless and determined Vietnamese ex-model used the Internet to earn the recognition that most people only dream about.
So how far did you make it? I got to “Tequila-style” before vomiting blood and shoving a pen in my eye. Feel free to use that on the paperback, Tila.
gay | December 9, 2008 at 5:01 pm
FRIST
veggi | December 9, 2008 at 5:03 pm
If she had a penis she’d look hauntingly familiar to male commenters from their tours of southeast Asia.
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Now theres a girl wholl do anything for stardom,,,Ill bet she swapped spit with every one on that line at the book signing….
sarah | December 9, 2008 at 5:07 pm
There’s a demand for filled-out coloring books now? What other kind of books could she do?
Rob | December 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Hell, she gets confused with all the numbers on speedometers, what with kmph and mph hows a bright young scholar like Tila to know what speed she’s going?
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 5:13 pm
If she had a penis she’d bear a striking resemblence to veggie-trolls head.
Even so, I’d suck the butt juice right out of her!
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 5:19 pm
You ever have your palm on a midget forehead, and they keep swinging at you, but not able to reach? thats #6= backwood boy
Canadian | December 9, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Only The Americans could make a star out of this creature. You people are fucked up.
hollywood_hillbilly | December 9, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Douchie, just because you love the penis does not mean I would ever post as you. I still think it is ridiculous that you consider kim kardashian a legitimate celebrity because she “knows about fashion”. You are an expert on bathroom stalls, does that make you a legitimate plumber? Or does your experience writing emails to underage pages for mark foley make you a legitimate umm… child molester?
bob | December 9, 2008 at 5:50 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m”"”"”"” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Pretty Face | December 9, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Tila has a pretty face. That’s pretty much it, she’s like 4 feet tall, not much of a chest, not much of an ass. O and the talent??? I’m sorry I forgot to mention it, cuz she dont have any.
Cash | December 9, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I saw this yesterday as I was leaving Borders, and almost choked on my coffee. What the fuck could this little leprechaun have to talk about to fill an entire book? I’m starting to think the publishers will give anyone a book deal these days.
lindary | December 9, 2008 at 6:03 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Mr. Sleepyhead | December 9, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Bob and Lindary
Shut your trolling pieholes. I saw Tina on Wealthy Dater and her I are going to hookup. You two are nothing but turdblossoms.
Tina on the hand – skanky goodness
Kahlee | December 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Dammit Tila, why do you have to be so orange?
Captain Sloppy | December 9, 2008 at 6:18 pm
This is the first I heard of this whorish creature. Repeatedly pounding my head against a cinderblock wall has almost removed her horrid image from my brain.
Tila | December 9, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Fi dollah!
What, you deaf?!!!
I SAY FI DOLLAH!!!
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Oh boy, same idiotic diatriabes! you know backwood boy? im going let you be in charge of the rough fanclub, since you want to exclusively be link to Me!
I shall name thee Backwoodbitch! each time i refer to you as BWB youll feel the entitlement you never felt as a child!
Dakota | December 9, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I got to the first comma of the first sentence.
Make Money From Home | December 9, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Several stars have had great success either writing or having someone write for them
Tracey | December 9, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Tela Tequila couldn’t READ a book ( comic book, pamphlet or flyer either) much less write one.
Rough Daddy = Chester the Molester | December 9, 2008 at 7:09 pm
stop flattering yourself, fairies don’t have fan clubs. and the entitlement you felt as a child was pole position, the problem being it had nothing to do with racing and everything to do with your orifices being stuffed with poles. no wonder you’re such a sick bastard.
Amy | December 9, 2008 at 7:13 pm
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4…great book
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 7:25 pm
hahaha,,,there you go backwood bitch from the “gay republican”, to mark foley’s stall buddy, now a child molester and you still follow me around like a puppy dog!
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
You think the name daddy is confusing backwood bitch? besides looking for a claymate, I think he might be looking for a father figure! let me make this perfectly clear back wood bitch,,,im no daddy figure ask anyone on this site, i won that contest but superfish didnt give it to me cause of my image!
she has a penis | December 9, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Her next book, “how to tuck, tequila style”
Truth doctor | December 9, 2008 at 7:36 pm
hay guies, I heard shes bisexual!!!11one
Funeral Guy | December 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Does it come with a pair of gloves so you don’t get skank on your hands when you read it?
hollywood_hillbilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Close, log cabin republican, seat warmer/glory hole cleaner for larry craig, editor for mark foley’s memos to his underage pageboys. And again, in hopes it will finally sink in to your semen soaked brain, this is the only name I have ever posted under. I agree with #22 of course, after getting your orifices stuffed with penis for so long you have developed feelings of entitlement.
john | December 9, 2008 at 7:41 pm
5 bucks on her having herpies.
5 bucks on her being hiv positive.
5 bucks on her having crabs.
5 bucks on her being leoparcon.
and
5 bucks on you guys reading this.
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Backwood bitch? your blood pressure has sky rocketed base on how fast youre replying, now only if you could drop dead! im pretty sure no one will miss you!
hollywood_hillbilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I was starting to worry all your posts were fake! But now, with the multiple, sputtering posts, weird euphemisms, misuse of commas and typos, I think it really is you. This rough obsession you speak of, is that due to your own father not using lube, maybe biting a bit too hard, maybe choking you past the point of consciousness, wiping your blood off of his member and slapping you across the face with it? Is that what it is?
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I got to get out of here! youve done a good deed backwood bitch, ive entertain hundreds at your expense!
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 7:59 pm
aww look signs of desperation, he’s pointing at my bad grammars and missed commas to my daddy didnt use lube! a true genius you know backwood bitch if brains were rain youll be a dessert…dissect those words for commas and stuff…
Gary | December 9, 2008 at 8:56 pm
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Tom K | December 9, 2008 at 9:03 pm
She looks like a fucking space alien! I’m sure she is famous because White men in America love Asian women. They are obsessed with them. White men are always chasing Asian women.
Tom K | December 9, 2008 at 9:03 pm
She looks like a fucking space alien! I’m sure she is famous because White men in America love Asian women. They are obsessed with them. White men are always chasing Asian women.
Dino | December 9, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Did some good anal in her porno days…
Rough Daddy = Chester the Molester | December 9, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Dessert is something, typically sweet like pie, usually eaten after dinner. You barely literate douchebag catholic priest. Now leave those goddamned alter boys alone or you’ll find youself in the middle of yet another sex scandal and Bernard Law won’t be there to merely transfer your pedophile ass.
President Nguyen Minh Triet | December 9, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen’s (her real name) 15 minutes are rapidly ticking away. She’ll be back on her knees in some dirty back alley in Ho Chi Minh city before too long. She’ll love you long time for about $16,980 dong ($1 U.S.)
gerard Vandenberg | December 9, 2008 at 11:27 pm
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, folks?
sure, we’re talking about an american here!!
Nik | December 9, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I went to her book signing in Toronto and honestly she’s a sweet nice lady!!! And yes she was beautiful in person… I wasn’t a die hard fan before but after meeting her I fell in love.. She really is awesome
RaraAvis | December 9, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I only got as far as “cultural icon” when I choked on my own vomit.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 10, 2008 at 12:42 am
SEE WHAT I MEAN? ALL WHITE MEN LOVE ASIAN WOMEN
TAKE AWAY THE FAKE HAIR
TAKE AWAY THE FAKE BREASTS
AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY
Lily | July 2, 2011 at 9:34 am
So does that mean all white men love twelve year old boys? LOL
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scooby | December 10, 2008 at 1:38 am
fucking ugly. die already.
mankey | December 10, 2008 at 4:01 am
White guys have it in their deluded little minds that oriental women like sex but they’re as frigid as Hillary Clinton in some crotchless panties on a summer’s day.
Marius | December 10, 2008 at 7:39 am
So true Mankey.
Besides, I’ve never heard of this slut before. Did someone pick her up from the corner and put her infront of a bunch of papparazi?
ishi-san | December 10, 2008 at 8:25 am
@ 30 : you won! and what are you gonna buy with your 5 bucks? buy a new car?
Republican Spit and Democrates Swallow | December 10, 2008 at 8:36 am
This book should be all of one sentance. Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party.?
answer: Be a slut and suck A LOT of dick. The end