Turns out Tila Tequila has found a way to transcribe her shrill leprechaun speak into words. These are shots of Tila at a Manhattan Barnes & Noble to sign/read her opus Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party. From Amazon:
The ways to celebrity are myriad, but in just two years, Tila Tequila has quite possibly become THE symbol of stardom in today’s digital age. With upwards of three million MySpace pals and thanks to MTV’s A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, the twenty-six-year-old sexy siren has become nothing less than a cultural icon. Tila’s taboo-bending lack of inhibition has made her a trailblazer for the times, and there’s no signs of slowing down this feisty four-foot-eleven wild child whose combination of sex appeal and accessibility has made her popularity unparalleled.
Hooking Up with Tila Tequila takes an exclusive and entertaining look beyond the virtual pin-up — past the mischievous glint in her eye and sultry curve of her hip — to the real-life Tila. In her own outrageously candid words, she tackles a variety of subjects from making it big to getting what you want in bed — and out of it! Also included are real questions from her millions of fans, and Tila’s unique brand of truthful advice, as she says, “Tequila-style.” Filled with stunning never-before-seen photographs from Tila’s private collection, Hooking Up with Tila Tequila delivers the scoop on everything her fans want to know — and reveals the true story of how a fearless and determined Vietnamese ex-model used the Internet to earn the recognition that most people only dream about.
So how far did you make it? I got to “Tequila-style” before vomiting blood and shoving a pen in my eye. Feel free to use that on the paperback, Tila.
FRIST
If she had a penis she’d look hauntingly familiar to male commenters from their tours of southeast Asia.
Now theres a girl wholl do anything for stardom,,,Ill bet she swapped spit with every one on that line at the book signing….
There’s a demand for filled-out coloring books now? What other kind of books could she do?
Hell, she gets confused with all the numbers on speedometers, what with kmph and mph hows a bright young scholar like Tila to know what speed she’s going?
If she had a penis she’d bear a striking resemblence to veggie-trolls head.
Even so, I’d suck the butt juice right out of her!
You ever have your palm on a midget forehead, and they keep swinging at you, but not able to reach? thats #6= backwood boy
Only The Americans could make a star out of this creature. You people are fucked up.
Douchie, just because you love the penis does not mean I would ever post as you. I still think it is ridiculous that you consider kim kardashian a legitimate celebrity because she “knows about fashion”. You are an expert on bathroom stalls, does that make you a legitimate plumber? Or does your experience writing emails to underage pages for mark foley make you a legitimate umm… child molester?
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m”"”"”"” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Tila has a pretty face. That’s pretty much it, she’s like 4 feet tall, not much of a chest, not much of an ass. O and the talent??? I’m sorry I forgot to mention it, cuz she dont have any.
I saw this yesterday as I was leaving Borders, and almost choked on my coffee. What the fuck could this little leprechaun have to talk about to fill an entire book? I’m starting to think the publishers will give anyone a book deal these days.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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Shut your trolling pieholes. I saw Tina on Wealthy Dater and her I are going to hookup. You two are nothing but turdblossoms.
Tina on the hand – skanky goodness
Dammit Tila, why do you have to be so orange?
This is the first I heard of this whorish creature. Repeatedly pounding my head against a cinderblock wall has almost removed her horrid image from my brain.
Fi dollah!
What, you deaf?!!!
I SAY FI DOLLAH!!!
Oh boy, same idiotic diatriabes! you know backwood boy? im going let you be in charge of the rough fanclub, since you want to exclusively be link to Me!
I shall name thee Backwoodbitch! each time i refer to you as BWB youll feel the entitlement you never felt as a child!
I got to the first comma of the first sentence.
Several stars have had great success either writing or having someone write for them
Tela Tequila couldn’t READ a book ( comic book, pamphlet or flyer either) much less write one.
stop flattering yourself, fairies don’t have fan clubs. and the entitlement you felt as a child was pole position, the problem being it had nothing to do with racing and everything to do with your orifices being stuffed with poles. no wonder you’re such a sick bastard.
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4…great book
hahaha,,,there you go backwood bitch from the “gay republican”, to mark foley’s stall buddy, now a child molester and you still follow me around like a puppy dog!
You think the name daddy is confusing backwood bitch? besides looking for a claymate, I think he might be looking for a father figure! let me make this perfectly clear back wood bitch,,,im no daddy figure ask anyone on this site, i won that contest but superfish didnt give it to me cause of my image!
Her next book, “how to tuck, tequila style”
hay guies, I heard shes bisexual!!!11one
Does it come with a pair of gloves so you don’t get skank on your hands when you read it?
Close, log cabin republican, seat warmer/glory hole cleaner for larry craig, editor for mark foley’s memos to his underage pageboys. And again, in hopes it will finally sink in to your semen soaked brain, this is the only name I have ever posted under. I agree with #22 of course, after getting your orifices stuffed with penis for so long you have developed feelings of entitlement.
5 bucks on her having herpies.
5 bucks on her being hiv positive.
5 bucks on her having crabs.
5 bucks on her being leoparcon.
and
5 bucks on you guys reading this.
Backwood bitch? your blood pressure has sky rocketed base on how fast youre replying, now only if you could drop dead! im pretty sure no one will miss you!
I was starting to worry all your posts were fake! But now, with the multiple, sputtering posts, weird euphemisms, misuse of commas and typos, I think it really is you. This rough obsession you speak of, is that due to your own father not using lube, maybe biting a bit too hard, maybe choking you past the point of consciousness, wiping your blood off of his member and slapping you across the face with it? Is that what it is?
I got to get out of here! youve done a good deed backwood bitch, ive entertain hundreds at your expense!
aww look signs of desperation, he’s pointing at my bad grammars and missed commas to my daddy didnt use lube! a true genius you know backwood bitch if brains were rain youll be a dessert…dissect those words for commas and stuff…
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She looks like a fucking space alien! I’m sure she is famous because White men in America love Asian women. They are obsessed with them. White men are always chasing Asian women.
She looks like a fucking space alien! I’m sure she is famous because White men in America love Asian women. They are obsessed with them. White men are always chasing Asian women.
Did some good anal in her porno days…
Dessert is something, typically sweet like pie, usually eaten after dinner. You barely literate douchebag catholic priest. Now leave those goddamned alter boys alone or you’ll find youself in the middle of yet another sex scandal and Bernard Law won’t be there to merely transfer your pedophile ass.
Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen’s (her real name) 15 minutes are rapidly ticking away. She’ll be back on her knees in some dirty back alley in Ho Chi Minh city before too long. She’ll love you long time for about $16,980 dong ($1 U.S.)
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, folks?
sure, we’re talking about an american here!!
I went to her book signing in Toronto and honestly she’s a sweet nice lady!!! And yes she was beautiful in person… I wasn’t a die hard fan before but after meeting her I fell in love.. She really is awesome
I only got as far as “cultural icon” when I choked on my own vomit.
SEE WHAT I MEAN? ALL WHITE MEN LOVE ASIAN WOMEN
TAKE AWAY THE FAKE HAIR
TAKE AWAY THE FAKE BREASTS
AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY
So does that mean all white men love twelve year old boys? LOL
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fucking ugly. die already.
White guys have it in their deluded little minds that oriental women like sex but they’re as frigid as Hillary Clinton in some crotchless panties on a summer’s day.
So true Mankey.
Besides, I’ve never heard of this slut before. Did someone pick her up from the corner and put her infront of a bunch of papparazi?
@ 30 : you won! and what are you gonna buy with your 5 bucks? buy a new car?
This book should be all of one sentance. Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party.?
answer: Be a slut and suck A LOT of dick. The end