Tila Tequila understands music

May 13th, 2010 // 120 Comments

Proving you never forget what you learn on the pole, Tila Tequila performed at her album release party at The Congo Room last night, but not before showing up as Leprechaun Whore-Hole Lady GaGa. Except the only thing “shocking” about these photos is that a real crow didn’t swoop in and try to force itself on Tila using its dominant size and strength. They’ll eat dead animals, but won’t touch Tila Tequila. I’ll let you read between the lines on that one. (Gonorrhea.)

Photos: WENN
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  1. eoy

    pic number 23 really ?

    u guys miss that one ??? GG

  2. GG1234

    like the guy on top on me

    u ppl missed the nip slip #23 GG

  3. Brooke

    LOL implant scars

  4. Jasmin

    @47

    LMAO! Yes! Good one!

  5. why’s she tryin to be gaga…

    ……and wtf with those contacts, she looks like a damn alien.

  6. and @ 47: AAAHAHAHAHAA

  7. Katie

    like, uh, where the hell is her nipple in pic 3?? U can barely see it…. this chick is fucking retarded. I wish her and speidi would go die in a landfill. :P blaaaa

  8. Katie

    RANDAL U FRICKIN ROCK

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  11. Such a sex woman ? oh , Open your eyes !

  12. Kae

    Bitch needs to just stop stalling and have her sex tape “stolen/leaked/etc…”

  13. GSK KSG

    WHO TOLD HER SHE COULD FUCKING SING,BECAUSE WHOEVER IT WAS…THEY WERE LIEING OR JUST TONE DEAF. THE ONLY THING SHE COULD SELL HAS HER GETTING PLOWED IN THE BACKSIDE AND BEING SHOWN THATS ALL SHE CAN BE GOOD FOR.

  14. Kae

    Bitch needs to just stop stalling and have her sex tape “stolen/leaked/etc…”

  15. blackout

    FAKE AND GAY!

  16. The only possible way this could have got a record deal if he trains on two record company execs have to run all of it! I fake like they pretend they are real interesting to see women walking around with breasts. shollow how they should be

  17. oh , Open your eyes !

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  21. jp

    apparently tila figured out if you dress like a bird like mylie cyrus, you get attention. sigh… let’s all wait for gaga’s bird costume

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  23. captain america

    nope, BUT VIRGINITY SHE DOES, folks!!

  24. jenna

    Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga combines, impressive. But what’s more impressive is her pregnancy… WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT?!

  25. jenna

    Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga combined, impressive. But what’s more impressive is her pregnancy… WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT?!

  26. Master Spook

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  27. bimbamboing

    Are that boobles or buttocks?

  28. fap

    @79 – good question (“Are that boobles or buttocks?”).

    Getting giant breast implants is actually supposed to remind the male of the buttocks, as it triggers an old primate sexual response (being reminiscent of intercourse from behind, your basic animal sex position). Thanks for bringing this up =)

  29. B.B

    She was way, way sexier before she tried to look like a white chick. She should ditch the contacts and go back to dark hair, she looked way hotter that way. I think she is ashamed of her asian heritage or something.

  30. Marcus

    I’d only do her if I “already” had aids.

  31. goodlordpleaseno

    I love how you put the stars on the first two pics, but the third full on “look at my tit!” one is left alone.
    What a disgusting waste of air that woman is.

  32. What a disgusting waste of air that woman is.

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  38. yowillie

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  39. I think it looks better than Gaga. Or Aguilera.

    Oddly she does photograph well. Lots of poise. Also, if Lohan can waste time designing clothes, why not Tila?

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