Proving you never forget what you learn on the pole, Tila Tequila performed at her album release party at The Congo Room last night, but not before showing up as Leprechaun Whore-Hole Lady GaGa. Except the only thing “shocking” about these photos is that a real crow didn’t swoop in and try to force itself on Tila using its dominant size and strength. They’ll eat dead animals, but won’t touch Tila Tequila. I’ll let you read between the lines on that one. (Gonorrhea.)
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blah | May 13, 2010 at 12:32 pm
bleeeech.
Jimbo | May 13, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Implant scar, do not want
john f | May 13, 2010 at 12:33 pm
one of the most hideous gals out there
so bloody desperate for attention
why doesn’t she just go totally nude on the red carpet
with those ugly distorted goiters that have been glued into her chest
she looks like a tranny
has a terrible body
she thinks buying tits is going to make her hot and sexy
god skanky skank skank
vile gal
no talent
boy her mourning period for her lover last about three seconds
sick gal
no talent no looks no brains nada
farles chew | May 13, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Ew.
Richard McBeef | May 13, 2010 at 12:36 pm
@2 – if the implant scar is the only thing stopping you there is something seriously wrong.
darin | May 13, 2010 at 12:37 pm
colored contacts, platinum blonde hair..um, what next? can’t asian sticks just stick to the natural look and not have to resort to trying to look white. it’s one thing to dye your hair a certain color, but when you go blonde with colored contacts, it’s just a lame attempt to mask your asian features. two words: self-hate.
darin | May 13, 2010 at 12:37 pm
colored contacts, platinum blonde hair..um, what next? can’t asian sticks just stick to the natural look and not have to resort to trying to look white. it’s one thing to dye your hair a certain color, but when you go blonde with colored contacts, it’s just a lame attempt to mask your asian features. two words: self-hate.
mambo | May 13, 2010 at 12:38 pm
playing her album release party with her legs spread and her nipples out? bitch needs to just give it up already and get into hardcore porn…pronto!
RichPort | May 13, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Wow… she is shorter than Lindsey Lohan’s career…
pimp | May 13, 2010 at 12:41 pm
i’d let her eat my ass…
Nike Air Shoes | May 13, 2010 at 12:50 pm
I consider myself a very liberal person. Most people who know me well, would say I’m a little too into self expression. Under the umbrella of self expression through any form of art there are very few things that can get under my skin and exploiting your sexuality maybe on the top of my list. Nicki Minaj, the present day shadow of lil Kim, unique style, good deliver, superficially confident and by today’s rap standards pretty hot.
All of this can be artistically appreciated but what I have a hard time appreciating is when my ten year old cousin now assumes it’s Cool to be bisexual. And although I understand and fully support lesbians, homosexuality and bisexual lifestyles .
Tial Hater | May 13, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Damn that is one classy ass lady! LMAO!!! She looks like a skinned vulture in heat! WTF? lol
Nikky Raney | May 13, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I think that she may be channelling Taylor Momsen.
Nikky Raney | May 13, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Taylor Momsen is that you?!
havoc | May 13, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I’m not sure how you can be washed up before you even start, but somehow this chick just did it…..
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Monkey Wang | May 13, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I’d do her in the butt
lils | May 13, 2010 at 1:06 pm
isn’t she supposed to be pregnant?
This little piggy | May 13, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Oink
Pussy Galore | May 13, 2010 at 1:21 pm
#17 I was thinking the same thing! She’s supposed to be about 6 months along…
bar room hero | May 13, 2010 at 1:22 pm
This is one busted looking slag.
What does she do? What is the appeal?
cc | May 13, 2010 at 1:24 pm
She’s got a fucking album? Who the hell thought that was a worthwhile investment? Even in this day and age it astonishes me that this famewhore still keeps cropping up.
mer | May 13, 2010 at 1:26 pm
What the fuck is that??
Bunny | May 13, 2010 at 1:28 pm
#11 Really? Put a sock in it
She’s sooooooooooooooo ugly, so nasty and so disease ridden. I wouldn’t let her lick me after a 1/2 pint of Patron.
woowiddywoo | May 13, 2010 at 1:28 pm
i like her coldsore. it brings out her nipples.
fappyfap | May 13, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Why exactly did we need the stars – to prevent us from seeing double sided duct tape?
Tek | May 13, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Why won’t this tranny midget just DIE already? And WTF? Whose bright idea was it to give her a record deal?! The ONLY possible way this THING could’ve gotten a record deal is if she let all the execs of the record company run the train on her!
chris | May 13, 2010 at 1:56 pm
i find it interesting watching ladies with fake tits walking around showing them off like they are real. how shollow they must be
Richport's Ghost | May 13, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Isn’t it time for this vapid cunt to end up in the back part of a van with no windows? Preferably one that’s driving out to a remote part of a huge national forest?
Mr. Nice Guy | May 13, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Not a fan, but if I found her at a club like this I would be all over her. She looks Fing Hot.
Courageous | May 13, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Two words: Oxygen. Thief.
HeyHey | May 13, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Everyone keeps asking where her baby is. Are you all that naive? She’s an attention whore without any boundaries. When Casey Kasem (or whatever her name was) died, famewhore Tila latched on for the attention and tried for the homerun with the baby angle. Naturally, she “lost” the baby a few weeks later. How sad and convenient.
Randal | May 13, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Tila has been busting mysterious moves since she magically appeared on the scene. Miss T you have the look and the action to throw a few curves the likes of which the industry has never before seen. Stunning catwoman outfits and shapely vixen body working in tandem. A long term fixture in the firmament for sure.
Love
Randal
Deacon Jones | May 13, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Hey man, I’m turned on, but that’s not saying much.
DragonKatt | May 13, 2010 at 3:51 pm
She looks like one of those anime figurines….
Pussy Galore | May 13, 2010 at 4:29 pm
#31 Naive??? No.
Our comments were drenched in sarcasm. Apparently, that flew right over your head.
Pussy Galore | May 13, 2010 at 4:35 pm
#31 It’s good to see that you are so in tune with Tila Tequila’s every move. Thanks for bring all of us up to speed. Pffft!
Pussy Galore | May 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
………..Thanks for bringing all of us up to speed.
t | May 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm
one of the white feather pictures has nipple that you didnt star out. like legitimate nipple, none of that pasty bullsht
Andrew | May 13, 2010 at 5:34 pm
bahahahaha do you fail when it comes to star use? yes, yes you do.
ctti | May 13, 2010 at 6:08 pm
@6: I completely agree.
@12: Haha! So true.
J.Rai | May 13, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Why does she look so old?? I mean considering she’s not even 30 she shouldn’t look like she just sent two kids off to college…
JustinKredible | May 13, 2010 at 6:14 pm
She looks like an extra in a mad max film
leeann | May 13, 2010 at 6:24 pm
she must seriously hate herself
Silencio | May 13, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Guys, she actually sings better than Heidi Montag. I mean, raps better. I mean speaks better? Yeah, she’s a trainwreck (no pun intended #26). But I would put her before Speidi on the celeb-list to throw in the garbage.
Frito | May 13, 2010 at 6:46 pm
14:45…14:46…14:47…14:48…
Ranger Rob | May 13, 2010 at 7:00 pm
I am amazed it speaks, let alone sings.
Roberta | May 13, 2010 at 7:34 pm
All of these photos need stars on her face.
Rasputins Liver | May 13, 2010 at 7:59 pm
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Uhhh……implant scars….and the implants/fake boobs that go with them.
What a major hardon killer. Besides, it’s this dumbass famewhore bitch. She alone is a stiffy killer.
No fapping with this one.
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Sophie | May 13, 2010 at 8:21 pm
#30 “Two words: Oxygen. Thief.”
Totally agree… can we kill her? I think that if Lilo can go free from jail we can kill her.
And if anyone doesn’t blame OJ Simpson for murder, once again… we can kill her and maybe someone will be saying “Thank you”
And if there isn’t anyone blaming Polanski for been a mtf rapist… WE CAN KILL HER!
Matrim | May 13, 2010 at 8:21 pm
You know, despite my general hatred for talentless fuckwits, I can’t help but have a soft spot for anyone with the nerve to go out in public dressed in a raven carcass and nothing else. Granted, if I were her I’d be just as proud of my skill as a hunter, and would wear it’s wings as a trophy too.