Tila Tequila’s marketing bra was on overdrive during the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. One of the main criticisms of her show A Shot at Love was that, hey, guess what, Tila’s not really a bisexual. With her second season in progress, she’s working her face off to trick people into believing she swings both ways. At the Movie Awards Tila offered up her advice to lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, according to Us Magazine:
“I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine,” she told Usmagazine.com at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA Sunday.
Her advice for the clandestine couple?
“Just go all out with it!” she said. “If you’re going to do something, do it all out.”
And if that wasn’t enough. Tila then did a leprechaun bounce over to the Extra reporters and professed her love for Christina Ricci:
“I love Christina Ricci,” she reveals to Extra. “She’s really hot and I think she looks kind of odd like me…I fell in love with her when I saw Black Snake Moon. She was naked in that one. I kind of drooled over her naked scenes…”
You know who drools over Christina Ricci? Non-bisexuals. Holy crap, I rest my case. Once again, another decisive battle in the age-old struggle of science versus crazy non-lesbian elf stripper. Onward to victory!
ShitBitch Carl | June 3, 2008 at 10:47 am
Fast!
pucky | June 3, 2008 at 10:47 am
I hate this bitch. I don’t find her attractive AT ALL. If I ever has the displeasure of running into her It’ll take all my focus to not smack her huge head off her fake body.
bah | June 3, 2008 at 10:48 am
kill it with fire
LeFarge | June 3, 2008 at 10:52 am
Asian leprechauns are all lesbians
bakinmycake | June 3, 2008 at 10:52 am
Death race 2008 has it’s first target.
dude | June 3, 2008 at 10:55 am
2-5 above: LMAO.
I love it, you guys are on your game today. Allow me to make my usual statement about such worthless, hellbound whores:
Vapid cunt.
Conor S | June 3, 2008 at 11:03 am
Its about time they found a good spokeswoman for down syndrome.
snarky | June 3, 2008 at 11:04 am
Black Snake MOON??? Um, its Black Snake MOAN; stupid bitch. And yeh, last time I checked, Christina Ricci wasn’t asian, but she is hot, unlike you Tila. And how freakin’ stuck up do you have to be to talk about how hot you are? Sheesh
simple rule | June 3, 2008 at 11:08 am
If it looks like 2 really ugly guys in oversized cargo shorts trying to make out, they’re real lesbians.
Cassandrra Banx | June 3, 2008 at 11:12 am
Edit** It is “Black Snake Moan” not “Black Snake Moon”
best sports picture ever | June 3, 2008 at 11:13 am
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=4984659
veggi | June 3, 2008 at 11:15 am
Why hasn’t anybody mentioned that the movie title is Black Snake Moan (not Moon)?
Michael "Bishop" Emery | June 3, 2008 at 11:15 am
Every time I see her I totally keep expecting her to just stop what she’s doing, and say, “YOU CHEAT, DR. JONES! YOU CHEAT, I SAW!”
Hmm….I bet she pees green tea with ginseng….and crack.
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sissy | June 3, 2008 at 11:15 am
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club S u g a r M i n g l e.c om a, by which you are seeking rich man to be your sugar daddy!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 3, 2008 at 11:17 am
Good god… you could land a Cessna between her eyes.
Cindy | June 3, 2008 at 11:18 am
I think the real movie title is “Moan” not “Moon.”
sportsdvl | June 3, 2008 at 11:21 am
I like me a hot asian piece of ass just as much as the next guy – but this chick(?) isn’t even close to being attractive. What is wrong with her face???
Plus, what the hell is she famous for? pretending to be bisexual on myspace or something???
Stacie | June 3, 2008 at 11:28 am
Tila is trying too hard to prove that she likes girls. It’s just like all the teenage boys here that say I’d hit it even though they only girls they kissed were pages torn from FHM.
Randal | June 3, 2008 at 11:31 am
Tila,
Keep up the good work. You are beautiful and talented. I only wish I were a real woman like you instead of tucking my penis between my legs and posting the resulting mangina on my facebook gallery.
Randal
Shell | June 3, 2008 at 11:36 am
You are SO WRONG!
I can tell you for a fact that Tila is Bi.
What’s more… she is LESS into men.
(Someone from her long distant past.)
Randal | June 3, 2008 at 11:36 am
Looks like my fans are out and about today, #19.
Thanks for the laugh but everyone knows I would never use such profanity in a post such as the one you made.
As for Tila, it’s great when folks are open and honest as Tila is and always has been, which clearly showed in her first season. There are many beautiful people in the world, both male and female and finding one or the other attractive is nothing short of wonderful.
Keep wearing your heart on your sleeve Tila, your fans love ya for it!
Randal
Jackson'shole | June 3, 2008 at 11:40 am
This bitch has a really ugly face. Who the fuck cares about her? Please go back to obscurity.
JimmyBachaFungool | June 3, 2008 at 11:40 am
I think she’s hot..sorry.
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | June 3, 2008 at 11:42 am
Unless a fist emerges from a naughty place covered with evidence, don’t believe it.
Randal | June 3, 2008 at 11:47 am
Looks like someone is again trying to impersonate me, #21.
As you are well aware, I am well versed in profanity, however the medical term for male genitals hardly constitutes profanity.
You do correctly summarize Tila’s genuine, honest and profound search for love. What better tableau than the internet or MTV. Again her poise, grace and lovely countenance make me long for the time I was in my mother’s womb gestating. A pox on that cursed Y chromosome for endowing me with this undersized appendage clinging tightly betwixed my legs. How I hate it for it’s miniscule size and functionlessness. Soon, my garish groin growth, I will be across the pond in Sweden where a cadre of skilled surgeons will transform you into the lovely tulip of femininity destiny robbed me of inutero.
Randal…
Soon to be Randie
English Bob | June 3, 2008 at 11:47 am
All you haters out there give the girl a break..I think she’s kinda hot (Not as hot as SHE thinks she is, obviously)…and there is a movie called Black Snake Moon actually !!! So there. My copy is sat at home inbetween ‘Shaving Private Ryan’ and ‘You’ve got mail…genitals’….
veggi | June 3, 2008 at 11:47 am
12- hello fuckface.
Does anyone really watch her show??
On a positive note, she never has to turn her head to see anything..
Randal | June 3, 2008 at 11:55 am
Never before have I seen such beauty, I’m
going to say that in order for any woman
to inspire me so, than that woman would need to
give money. Tila Tequila, if that is your real name,
you are one of a kind. Keep looking
up, sister.
Never listen to what the fools here say. They’re
going to savage you from your fake breasts
to your bobblehead. They can only hurt you if you
let them. And, after being a veteran of the cruel media,
you should know how to deal with them. Shoot them
down with a sexy stare and flip of your hair!
Randal
BunnyButt | June 3, 2008 at 11:55 am
I’d say let the lesbians have her … but I’m guessing they don’t want her either.
HuckyDucky | June 3, 2008 at 12:00 pm
It must be difficult to live without binocular vision. She must have to move her head up and down like the birds to to perceive depth.
As to Superficial Writer’s statement about “working her face off”, let me know when that’s all done.
Spider | June 3, 2008 at 12:00 pm
The comments used to be funny on this site…that would be the only reason I would come here. But now they are just stupid and lame.
Except for Randal #21, he rocks…the thing about him is that no one can impersonate him #19 and 25. If you can’t recognize his genius, than sucks for you. He makes Ghandi look like a child pornographer.
Jimbo | June 3, 2008 at 12:10 pm
#31 – that was the least funny comment I’ve ever read here.
Vince Lombardi | June 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Living proof that if you’re ugly and have no discernible talent, buying yourself a set of fake tits and acting like a outrageous slut will get you famous.
Note to Tia: Madonna beat you to it, AND saved herself money by avoiding the boob job. You’re a very pale imitation, which is no doubt why you sport tats bigger than your ugly round Charlie Brown head.
TacoBreath | June 3, 2008 at 12:14 pm
You stupid pie-faced gook cunt. Me ruv you rong time. Sucky sucky?
Fake tits, round face, fugly body, too short. Plus Asian women generally suck in bed.
Other than that, go Tila! :-/
lyn-z | June 3, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Hehe Will Ferrel <3
She is trashy, but by no means ugly.
mel b | June 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm
what a shame she’s all tattooed up- what a beautiful dress but she looks like a crack whore playing dress up with all the ink.
mel b | June 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm
what a shame she’s all tattooed up- what a beautiful dress but she looks like a crack whore playing dress up with all the ink.
mel b | June 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm
what a shame she’s all tattooed up- what a beautiful dress but she looks like a crack whore playing dress up with all the ink.
The Gorgeous One | June 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Just wondering, why is she famous? I don’t watch MTV anymore. Was she a VJ or something
BCW | June 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I see that Stewie Griffin served a tour in Vietnam. That can be the only explanation for this sorry mutated excuse of a whore. Just get with the sucky sucky and leave!
Steve | June 3, 2008 at 12:31 pm
If Tila and Christina Ricci ever hooked up i think that would be the hottest thing since hedi montag in a bikini
sportsdvl | June 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Does anyone else imagine Randal sitting in his room saying, “It needs the lotion for it’s skin, yes it does”…
Harrly Quinn | June 3, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Completely agree. What bisexual drools over Christina R?
I mean…. why not Angelina Jolie? Or megan fox ? or jessica biels butt or jennifer lopez’s butt? Drew barrymore is cute too…. hmmm. Who else is genuinly hot in hollywood?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 3, 2008 at 1:28 pm
#41 – Not hotter than Heidi running around in flames in a bikini…
Fumus | June 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm
@11
Awesome pic…it’s making it’s rounds now via e-mail in my office. +1!!
Harrly Quinn | June 3, 2008 at 2:01 pm
#45
dude…. how is that awesome???
Harley Quinn | June 3, 2008 at 2:04 pm
to 45
Dude….
How can that be awesome????
Racer X | June 3, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Slore.
rongway | June 3, 2008 at 2:14 pm
BARF
toolboy | June 3, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Bitch, get your skanky ass back in that tree and finish making me some fudge striped graham cracker cookies!!