Welcome to the Most Retarded Decision Known to Man:
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!
Being the eternal optimist that I am, at least they’ll be doing the kid a favor once they toss it in a dumpster because it glows in the dark. “Rusty metal objects, needles, a hobo masturbating, OMG, you guys, this is sooo much better than my last place!”