Welcome to the Most Retarded Decision Known to Man:
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!
Being the eternal optimist that I am, at least they’ll be doing the kid a favor once they toss it in a dumpster because it glows in the dark. “Rusty metal objects, needles, a hobo masturbating, OMG, you guys, this is sooo much better than my last place!”
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ME | December 21, 2009 at 10:18 am
HOT!
clitter | December 21, 2009 at 10:19 am
first. shes ugly/
pixiebee | December 21, 2009 at 10:19 am
classy.
pixiebee | December 21, 2009 at 10:22 am
classy.
coco | December 21, 2009 at 10:28 am
Picture #7… what-the-hell? is that…?
Kimberly | December 21, 2009 at 10:33 am
correct me if I’m wrong please, but when you are a surrogate mother, isn’t the usual routine that they put an egg and sperm inside of you from the couple whom you are surrogating for? so if that’s correct, tila tequila will have her brother’s sperm in her. That’s gross.
OTP | December 21, 2009 at 10:33 am
Hahahahha.
Clearly fake. There’s no way anybody would trust this bitch with their baby.
RichPort's Ghost | December 21, 2009 at 10:40 am
#6 – That’s just a typical Saturday night at the Nguyen household…
Oh_Good_God | December 21, 2009 at 10:40 am
Yea, though I look through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil!
JJ Daddy-O | December 21, 2009 at 10:45 am
Is the kid going to be called “Tequiza”?
Because of this story, I'm masturbating with my own tears now. | December 21, 2009 at 10:48 am
Because of this story, I’ll be spending the rest of the monring masturbating with my tears
gna | December 21, 2009 at 10:56 am
she is doing it for drawing attention. but she is so hot. even though she is one of the biggest whores i’d stick my penis right into her any hole i can find in a heart beat.
RichPort's Ghost | December 21, 2009 at 11:03 am
#12 – That would be a “pickle meets hallway” moment indeed…
Tony the tigger | December 21, 2009 at 11:10 am
I’m pretty sure she just screwed her brother and she is missing the definition of surrogate mother.
I hope for her sake the baby doesn’t have her huge head, although I am pretty sure the tunnel is large enough for it not to touch the sides.
Tony the tigger | December 21, 2009 at 11:15 am
I’m pretty sure she just screwed her brother and she is missing the definition of surrogate mother.
I hope for her sake the baby doesn’t have her huge head, although I am pretty sure the tunnel is large enough for it not to touch the sides.
PostmortemG | December 21, 2009 at 11:35 am
Both of these ´things´ are utterly repulsive. I have more respect for my friends who are call-girls than i ever will for this confused mass of unnattractive shit.
¨HOT!¨
@ #1: You need to get out more.
Beautiful but bitter | December 21, 2009 at 11:37 am
@ Tony the tigger
That seriously made me laugh! Thanks.
blah | December 21, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Does anybody else realize that this is basically incest if the sperm is from the bother?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh | December 21, 2009 at 12:09 pm
PLEASE. DIE.
Courtyardpigeon | December 21, 2009 at 12:14 pm
She has amazing legs and feet.
100% trewth | December 21, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Prediction: in a few weeks we see tila in running mascara crying about the “miscarriage” she just had you guys omg!! I’m sure the free publicity would be no consolation…
Beautiful but bitter | December 21, 2009 at 1:31 pm
@ #21 – You are absolutely right. Do you think it will be made into another cheesy reality show? Maybe TLC can run that in place of Jon and Kate. ; )
Carlos | December 21, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Anything that comes out of that vagina will be a monster.
Anonymous | December 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm
God help me but pic #7 make me want stuff my face in her tiny little box….
So ashamed, but not….
Josh | December 21, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Well, if it’s two other peoples sperm and egg it shouldn’t glow in the dark, but thats still a risk i’d rather not take. At least you know who’s carrying it isn’t some drug addict or something, but perhaps there’s not much difference in this instance.
Please die | December 21, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I SO hate this leg spread attention whore. Can’t someone please just off her already?
Attention, Tila SLUTquila: please do the world a favor & die. NOW.
Champ | December 21, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Disgusting in every sense of the word, appearance, personality, intellect….YUCK.
What a slut | December 21, 2009 at 2:44 pm
This is all a publicity stunt for this stupid bitch. Like a previous poster said, she’ll be crying big mascara running tears in a few weeks, claiming “she had a miscarriage”. What bullshit. And, like a previous poster also said, I’m sure this pretty much means that she fucked her brother. She’s an incestuous piece of shit.
RebelMinion | December 21, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Someone needs to tell ‘The Other Chick’ that she has clearly exceeded the air pressure rating for her face.
doom | December 21, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Oh sweet god. I didn’t think it was possible to pity a foetus, apparently it is.
jiz | December 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm
What a nasty slut!!! Of course, that wouldn’t stop me from tongue-fucking her ass.
Ker | December 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm
First of all, giving the finger in photos makes you a total badass, that’s a given…
Secondly, her fake-girlfriend looks like Renee Zellwegger’s brother.
Lastly, does she actually have some sort of fake “oops dropped my keys on the seat” excuse to be bent over like that or is she really that shameless that she just bends over on command? Actually, wait, I think I just answered my own question…
what's all this? | December 21, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Isn’t this, you know, INCEST? A lot of dry heaving followed reading this story…
c5289 | December 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Yuck in picture # 8 you can see how dirty that h.o.e is look at the bottom of her feet… its dirty and black!!!
She’s all dressed up out for the night & her nasty @ss didn’t even shower!
YUCK This girl is just soooo nasty & SUCH AN ATTETION WHORE! =S
Kodos | December 21, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Yuck.
Does any think that this toxic waste dump of a uterus can actually support a pregnancy?
Bleah.
netstarman | December 21, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Now when the kid is born , they can get the little inbred a banjo to play with. Hopefully he/she won ‘t eat the banjo or drool to much to get it tuned up for a ho-down.
Steve O | December 21, 2009 at 7:04 pm
” 34. c5289 – December 21, 2009 4:38 PM
Yuck in picture # 8 you can see how dirty that h.o.e is look at the bottom of her feet… its dirty and black!!!
She’s all dressed up out for the night & her nasty @ss didn’t even shower!
YUCK This girl is just soooo nasty & SUCH AN ATTETION WHORE! =S
”
Say yuck one more time and I’ll punch a fucking hole in your lung. Seriously. Everyone knows shes an attention whore but to make that sort of a leap that she didnt fucking shower is just stupid. Shut the ol’ cockholster.
Steve O | December 21, 2009 at 7:07 pm
On a side note- I’d destroy this. Seriously. I know i’d burn in hell for it but I’d rape that little keebler elf so hard she’d forget her god damn name, much less that fucking cookie recipe.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm
If you have some sort of STD, say, like herpes, and you have a baby this way, won’t the baby have herpes too?
Why would anyone sane want her to carry a child? This girl is a walking patient zero of some sort of STD.
http://www.topnflnews.com/ | December 21, 2009 at 9:27 pm
As long as she’s not using his sperm! Or maybe the egg is his wife’s and she’s just carrying it to term. Lovely thing to do tho, helping them to have a baby.more sexy pictures click the link above~~~
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valentines day | December 21, 2009 at 9:47 pm
That is definitely a good gift to her brother Tila has decided to give. She looks pretty.
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Lauren | December 21, 2009 at 11:46 pm
I don’t like her either and I agree it’s most likely a publicity stunt. It’s not like she really has any talent to bestow upon the world, what else is there for her to do besides make up stories and flash her crotch around? Oh, and FYI for those of you who are too ignorant/dumb to know how a surrogate mother works *cough36cough*….it’s not incest. It’s her brother’s sperm and his wife’s egg that’s already been fertilized by him. So she wouldn’t be the biological mother of her brother’s child….a surrogate is only an incubator.
Schnib | December 22, 2009 at 10:42 am
Will it be born with all her diseases? Something’s gotta transfer through the cord, right?
Alli Watermelon | December 22, 2009 at 11:56 am
#6….although I can’t stand this little skanky fucker as much as the next person, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. “tila tequila will have her brother’s sperm in her. That’s gross.” You seem to somewhat understand the concept of surrogation, so why are you thinking on an immature and elementary level? She’s a nasty, attention whore, YES. But you’re problem has nothing to do with who SHE is. You have a problem with the action and process itself. Grow the hell up…you’re fucking silly and kinda sad.
StEve | December 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm
What a pumpkin-headed dwarf…..fix her up with Billy Barty if he’s still alive.
lisa olson | December 22, 2009 at 1:55 pm
how much attention could one person possibly need. fake attack, fake engagement, then this. sad.
Sardonic | December 22, 2009 at 1:58 pm
She has assumed the insemination position. Quick, someone hand me a turkey baster.
jaybo | December 22, 2009 at 3:48 pm
getting bent over a car and fucked in the ass by your brother…..although appealing to her as it is…cannot be construed as surrogation. Can it?