Tila Tequila: Surrogate mother?

December 21st, 2009 // 74 Comments

Welcome to the Most Retarded Decision Known to Man:

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!

Being the eternal optimist that I am, at least they’ll be doing the kid a favor once they toss it in a dumpster because it glows in the dark. “Rusty metal objects, needles, a hobo masturbating, OMG, you guys, this is sooo much better than my last place!”

superficial

  1. clitter

    first. shes ugly/

  2. pixiebee

    classy.

  3. pixiebee

    classy.

  4. coco

    Picture #7… what-the-hell? is that…?

  5. Kimberly

    correct me if I’m wrong please, but when you are a surrogate mother, isn’t the usual routine that they put an egg and sperm inside of you from the couple whom you are surrogating for? so if that’s correct, tila tequila will have her brother’s sperm in her. That’s gross.

  6. OTP

    Hahahahha.

    Clearly fake. There’s no way anybody would trust this bitch with their baby.

  7. #6 – That’s just a typical Saturday night at the Nguyen household…

  8. Oh_Good_God

    Yea, though I look through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil!

  9. JJ Daddy-O

    Is the kid going to be called “Tequiza”?

  10. Because of this story, I'm masturbating with my own tears now.

    Because of this story, I’ll be spending the rest of the monring masturbating with my tears

  11. gna

    she is doing it for drawing attention. but she is so hot. even though she is one of the biggest whores i’d stick my penis right into her any hole i can find in a heart beat.

  12. #12 – That would be a “pickle meets hallway” moment indeed…

  13. Tony the tigger

    I’m pretty sure she just screwed her brother and she is missing the definition of surrogate mother.

    I hope for her sake the baby doesn’t have her huge head, although I am pretty sure the tunnel is large enough for it not to touch the sides.

  14. Tony the tigger

    I’m pretty sure she just screwed her brother and she is missing the definition of surrogate mother.

    I hope for her sake the baby doesn’t have her huge head, although I am pretty sure the tunnel is large enough for it not to touch the sides.

  15. PostmortemG

    Both of these ´things´ are utterly repulsive. I have more respect for my friends who are call-girls than i ever will for this confused mass of unnattractive shit.

    ¨HOT!¨

    @ #1: You need to get out more.

  16. Beautiful but bitter

    @ Tony the tigger

    That seriously made me laugh! Thanks.

  17. blah

    Does anybody else realize that this is basically incest if the sperm is from the bother?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. ugh

    PLEASE. DIE.

  19. Courtyardpigeon

    She has amazing legs and feet.

  20. 100% trewth

    Prediction: in a few weeks we see tila in running mascara crying about the “miscarriage” she just had you guys omg!! I’m sure the free publicity would be no consolation…

  21. @ #21 – You are absolutely right. Do you think it will be made into another cheesy reality show? Maybe TLC can run that in place of Jon and Kate. ; )

  22. Carlos

    Anything that comes out of that vagina will be a monster.

  23. Anonymous

    God help me but pic #7 make me want stuff my face in her tiny little box….
    So ashamed, but not….

  24. Josh

    Well, if it’s two other peoples sperm and egg it shouldn’t glow in the dark, but thats still a risk i’d rather not take. At least you know who’s carrying it isn’t some drug addict or something, but perhaps there’s not much difference in this instance.

  25. Please die

    I SO hate this leg spread attention whore. Can’t someone please just off her already?

    Attention, Tila SLUTquila: please do the world a favor & die. NOW.

  26. Champ

    Disgusting in every sense of the word, appearance, personality, intellect….YUCK.

  27. What a slut

    This is all a publicity stunt for this stupid bitch. Like a previous poster said, she’ll be crying big mascara running tears in a few weeks, claiming “she had a miscarriage”. What bullshit. And, like a previous poster also said, I’m sure this pretty much means that she fucked her brother. She’s an incestuous piece of shit.

  28. RebelMinion

    Someone needs to tell ‘The Other Chick’ that she has clearly exceeded the air pressure rating for her face.

  29. doom

    Oh sweet god. I didn’t think it was possible to pity a foetus, apparently it is.

  30. jiz

    What a nasty slut!!! Of course, that wouldn’t stop me from tongue-fucking her ass.

  31. Ker

    First of all, giving the finger in photos makes you a total badass, that’s a given…
    Secondly, her fake-girlfriend looks like Renee Zellwegger’s brother.
    Lastly, does she actually have some sort of fake “oops dropped my keys on the seat” excuse to be bent over like that or is she really that shameless that she just bends over on command? Actually, wait, I think I just answered my own question…

  32. what's all this?

    Isn’t this, you know, INCEST? A lot of dry heaving followed reading this story…

  33. c5289

    Yuck in picture # 8 you can see how dirty that h.o.e is look at the bottom of her feet… its dirty and black!!!

    She’s all dressed up out for the night & her nasty @ss didn’t even shower!

    YUCK This girl is just soooo nasty & SUCH AN ATTETION WHORE! =S

  34. Kodos

    Yuck.
    Does any think that this toxic waste dump of a uterus can actually support a pregnancy?

    Bleah.

  35. netstarman

    Now when the kid is born , they can get the little inbred a banjo to play with. Hopefully he/she won ‘t eat the banjo or drool to much to get it tuned up for a ho-down.

  36. Steve O

    ” 34. c5289 – December 21, 2009 4:38 PM

    Yuck in picture # 8 you can see how dirty that h.o.e is look at the bottom of her feet… its dirty and black!!!

    She’s all dressed up out for the night & her nasty @ss didn’t even shower!

    YUCK This girl is just soooo nasty & SUCH AN ATTETION WHORE! =S

    Say yuck one more time and I’ll punch a fucking hole in your lung. Seriously. Everyone knows shes an attention whore but to make that sort of a leap that she didnt fucking shower is just stupid. Shut the ol’ cockholster.

  37. Steve O

    On a side note- I’d destroy this. Seriously. I know i’d burn in hell for it but I’d rape that little keebler elf so hard she’d forget her god damn name, much less that fucking cookie recipe.

  38. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    If you have some sort of STD, say, like herpes, and you have a baby this way, won’t the baby have herpes too?

    Why would anyone sane want her to carry a child? This girl is a walking patient zero of some sort of STD.

  39. As long as she’s not using his sperm! Or maybe the egg is his wife’s and she’s just carrying it to term. Lovely thing to do tho, helping them to have a baby.more sexy pictures click the link above~~~

  40. anumi

    I found a great club for you________B l a c k w h i t e C u p i d . C o m________. The best club for seeking the interracial singles, sexy beauties and even hot interracial celebs… I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!! GGGGGGG

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an interracial relationship. black woman want to have fun with white man and black guys want to have fun with white women. There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as [_www.BlackwhiteCupid.com_] recommend it here= – [_www.BlackwhiteCupid.com_]

  41. That is definitely a good gift to her brother Tila has decided to give. She looks pretty.

  42. Make a REAL wish!

    make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com

    8,888 wishes granted, after that, no more wishes will be granted…

    ~*Believe*~

  43. Lauren

    I don’t like her either and I agree it’s most likely a publicity stunt. It’s not like she really has any talent to bestow upon the world, what else is there for her to do besides make up stories and flash her crotch around? Oh, and FYI for those of you who are too ignorant/dumb to know how a surrogate mother works *cough36cough*….it’s not incest. It’s her brother’s sperm and his wife’s egg that’s already been fertilized by him. So she wouldn’t be the biological mother of her brother’s child….a surrogate is only an incubator.

  44. Schnib

    Will it be born with all her diseases? Something’s gotta transfer through the cord, right?

  45. #6….although I can’t stand this little skanky fucker as much as the next person, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. “tila tequila will have her brother’s sperm in her. That’s gross.” You seem to somewhat understand the concept of surrogation, so why are you thinking on an immature and elementary level? She’s a nasty, attention whore, YES. But you’re problem has nothing to do with who SHE is. You have a problem with the action and process itself. Grow the hell up…you’re fucking silly and kinda sad.

  46. StEve

    What a pumpkin-headed dwarf…..fix her up with Billy Barty if he’s still alive.

  47. how much attention could one person possibly need. fake attack, fake engagement, then this. sad.

  48. Sardonic

    She has assumed the insemination position. Quick, someone hand me a turkey baster.

  49. jaybo

    getting bent over a car and fucked in the ass by your brother…..although appealing to her as it is…cannot be construed as surrogation. Can it?

Leave A Comment