Tila Tequila performed her new single “I Fucked the DJ” last night at Greenhouse in New York and it looks like she’s done pretending to adopt children to appease the ghost of Casey Johnson who talks to her at night or some crazy bullshit. Because there is literally no adoption agency on earth that will look at these pictures and go “We really need to bring a child into this equation.” I don’t care how powerful her Smurf magic is.
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Photoshop Police | April 15, 2010 at 12:39 pm
so much for the duct tape.
xylus | April 15, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Maybe they could give her that Russian boy that got returned?
Jake | April 15, 2010 at 12:45 pm
WHAT IS IT WITH ASIANS TRYING TOO HARD TO LOOK WHITE? I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME. CONTACTS AND BLONDE HAIR? IT’S BEEN MY EXPERIENCE FROM THE ASIANS I’VE MET, THAT THE MAJORITY OF THEM HAVE SELF-HATE ISSUES…JUST EMBRACE YOUR GOD GIVEN LOOKS PEOPLE.
JBorn | August 3, 2010 at 3:39 am
give them a break, they just want to look different or blend in hollywood
i could just as well say white guys and girls cut and wax their hair trying too hard to look like the asian celebs, ehhh why bother saying it
Scott | November 8, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Why do you wana get tanned? its the same thing, People in General want something they dont have.
Jellocee | April 15, 2010 at 12:45 pm
They point in quite awkward directions… or at least that left one does. It’s like getting the squirrel eye…
BrainBangley | April 15, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Is it wrong that I want to bang the s*** out her? She looks sexy as f*** in these pics.
Jim | April 15, 2010 at 12:48 pm
That’s a nice tit, actually.
Hank Rearden | April 15, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Hip Hop has reached its logical conclusion, with this ridiculous garbage.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-fucked-the-dj-lyrics-tila-tequila.html
DragonKatt | April 15, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I’m sure it wasn’t a mistake. ;)
No GayTards | April 15, 2010 at 12:59 pm
I would still bone the $hit out of her!
What? | April 15, 2010 at 1:04 pm
What’s with the sluttier version of 2007 Paris Hilton? Gross
JPRichardson | April 15, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I don’t know about you guys, but I think she is incredibly hot. I would pay a good couple of thousands…
ummmm | April 15, 2010 at 1:11 pm
wait… i thought someone said she was pregnant?
Matt-Zilla | April 15, 2010 at 1:13 pm
not that bad looking, better than i thought it’d be, but id still like her to fuck off and die
Papa Smurf | April 15, 2010 at 1:15 pm
That’s not very smurfy, Slutty Smurf.
Beeotch | April 15, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Is it me or does anyone else find this midget/oompa loompa creepy?
havoc | April 15, 2010 at 1:15 pm
No mor sucky sucky. You bin here four hour! You go now!
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Tek | April 15, 2010 at 1:17 pm
I like how her nipple is pointing toward her arm pit. And nothing looks worst on an asian than blonde hair. Just EPIC FAIL all around.
god | April 15, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Pic 7. She forgot to put on a fake nail on her ugly right hand index finger.
Gozer | April 15, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Who is she and how the hell did she become famous?
rex | April 15, 2010 at 1:27 pm
…cute dress though
oooaaahhh | April 15, 2010 at 1:28 pm
she’s a real missile twister!
HackSaw | April 15, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I’d hit it.
tard | April 15, 2010 at 1:48 pm
“dingo took my baby.”. I don’t get it with the round tits plastic thingy. I think she should get leg extensions and a head reduction. Going to go and put jello into a couple of condoms and try and solve this conundrum.
Mal | April 15, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Gross…. armpit stubble.
And that stupid lopsided left nipple always looks like it’s trying like hell to get away.
Redbull apologist | April 15, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Who the fuck drinks Redbull with a straw?
smokin1919 | April 15, 2010 at 2:25 pm
at least she was wearing underwear….just when you think we have reached the bottom of the “dumbing down of America” we prove we can go further.
CAPS | April 15, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS. IT MAKES ME LOOK SMART.
The eX Online | April 15, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Skankapaloosa… she is making her rounds… from a set up stripping thing, to Howard Stern to whatever the flip this is.
So desperate… SO desperate its embarrassing.
Really? | April 15, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Sad thing is on this “tour” of hers, everyone from Howard Stern on down is just tossing the easy questions at her or not giving her shit. For a gnome who claimed to be she got pregnant because Casey wanted her to, yet said she was 14 weeks along (she only knew Casey for 7 weeks from Hello to burial) and all the other billions of lies she says each day, everyone just seems to be letting her slide on the fact that she’s a drugged out low-life.
But keep wanting to bang her folks, maybe you can be on the next commercial for Herpecol.
Nameless | April 15, 2010 at 2:41 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….her doctor screwed up sewing her nipple back on at the right spot. That’s just wonky.
small asian penis | April 15, 2010 at 2:59 pm
#10 nailed it.
Ummmm. What was that noise? Her voice is filtered so much, it sounds like a toy/Casio/karaoke machine effect. This song is total crap, really a pile of poo.
alex | April 15, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Gutter trash whore.
Kristin | April 15, 2010 at 3:50 pm
herpes
I hate this bitch | April 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Oh please. Nothing this brain dead attention whore bitch does is accidental. She’s pulling a slutney spears here; next thing you know, she’ll be snatch flashing…
abby | April 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm
the condom (pic 2) is a classy look
m. | April 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I love crazy women (Britney whazzzup?!), but Tila is a just too much…
Haywood Jablowmie | April 15, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Just so the class can sing along (follow the bouncing balls)
I fucked the DJ his dick was real big
spun me right round like a rocket and he killed it
i took it in like a champ im a real chick
u know who the fuck i am thats some real shit
and i talk a lot of scrill bitch motherfuckas
be catchin feelings but i dont feel shit
cream in my middle like an oreo
i just wanna rock ride cock like a rodeo
drop like ? you can check my portfolio
make my pussy pop like i done with e-44
dudes on my jock like hey where shorty go
she over there in the booth u know how it go
chorus [2x] this DJ is fuckin hot he got it goin on
and he just dont stop what u wanna do? i wanna fuck the DJ!
what you wanna do? i wanna fuck the DJ!
yea i wanna get naked every single time he spins this damn record
motherfucka by me 1 2 steppin i put the pussy on him raw no protection
and he love it when i get on top triple x style everybody watch me fuck the DJ
http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-fucked-the-dj-lyrics-tila-tequila.html
mchole | April 15, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Pic #2: Is that a condom in her dress? One boob is hanging out and in front of the other one is a small, square, plastic package. I suppose it could be something else, but considering who this is… it seems likely.
well lthen | April 15, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt on the nipple thing and just guess that it’s like the little pointers on Wheel of Fortune, where they eventually just stop the wheel from spinning and point at a prize amount. Her tit started spinning like the kid’s head in Exorcist and eventually stuck against the side of her dress, pointing at the next victim of her evil leprechaun magic.
Lila | April 15, 2010 at 5:53 pm
This chick is just gross…not only that, but I can not stand when chicks are total whores for men, then when they get a few drinks in them, or in her case drugs, become lesbians…get rid of her allready!!
pooter | April 15, 2010 at 6:16 pm
She needs a strawberry parfait facial
Rank-A-Skank | April 15, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Enough to turn a man gay…..
Charlie | April 15, 2010 at 6:23 pm
‘Maybe they could give her that Russian boy that got returned? ‘
You…just made my day lol
joho777 | April 15, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Ha-ha! Tila is a goblin, exactly right!
What is even funnier (or sadder) is the poor mutts who say that they think Tila is sexy or cute. What a major STD train wreck.
I remember what her bodyguards call her, “the demented midget.”
Idiot! | April 15, 2010 at 6:40 pm
This just goes to show what a pathological liar & attention suckup she is. Also, in the arena of “on your knees to suck and spit” streetwalking whores, she be da most classy of dem all!
Dn | April 15, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Vampire kill this bitch!
leid-d | April 15, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I drink redbull with a straw so FUCK OFF!
Soooo if non-white bleaches her hair and wears colored contacts..then she’s trying to be white?
so ALL non-whites MUST be bleached-blonde with eye colors other than brown?
Correct?
SO all you whities….lemme ask you this. If you were BORN with black hair, brown eyes…….you wouldn’t be tempted for a change at some point in your life because you are SICK of the way you were born?
Are you TELLING me that #3 you SHITHEAD that you haven’t altered ANYTHING about yourself or have thought about it at least?
Oh I’m sorry Jake, the only thing you wish you could alter is your SMALL ASS PENIS.
Yup, she’s gross alright……..but hey, there are worse kinds out there.
bell | April 15, 2010 at 6:53 pm
I agree with jake..Whats with the fucking asians trying to be white all the time..I went to a 95% asian school and soooo many of them were obviously trying to be white..
RebelMinion | April 15, 2010 at 6:54 pm
That’s the weirdest leprechaun I have ever seen.
friendlystoner | April 15, 2010 at 6:57 pm
dont care if she is crazy, she is hot and i would hit that all day long.