Tila Tequila began the sensitive process of pretending to have a miscarriage on Twitter today:
- I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly. it hurts so much that Im crying wtf
- Trust me. I HATE AMBULANCE! They call all the paparazzi’s & its so invasive & everyone all up in my business. I dont like that. at all.
- I REFUSE to go to the hospital. I did last time and look what happened? Media EXPLOITS all of my pains and serious accidents. NOT OK
After shoveling out her midget shit-pile of insanity, Tila immediately switched gears and announced the joyous news that she’s going to adopt a baby boy from Russia. Who needs you, fake dying in my womb baby?
- ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!
- Im so happy! My Son Jayden is waiting 4 me in Russia! Im going there for 21 days to spend time with him & love him so he knows im his mommy!
I know I shouldn’t be giving Elfdar, Queen of Lies the attention that fuels her retard batteries, but I’m posting this in hopes a woman who went through a real miscarriage will eventually find Tila and punt her into an eagle’s talons.
Because I love America.

































O.K Here is an opinion from someone actually in Russia: there is NO WAY she is ever going to get approved on adoption here. It is a very long very hard burocratic process for eligible heterosexual couples only. Next point:
there is no way 2-3 year old boy here isn’t baptized with a Russian name already. Btw is it 2 or 3, can’t decide yet??? And there is NO SUCH name as Jayden in the Russian language.
Lying bitch. Can’t stand her!
Ho….ly….christ….
If you actually bother to look at her twitter page……fuck me. There’s an entire god damn page, ranting and raving about this and that about this Russian baby, getting on the plane, being on the plane, blah blah blah blah.
……who was it again that tried to beat the shit out of this woman??? And WHY did we not let him finish the fucking job??? I can fully understand why someone would do it!!!
No non-dickhead would lie about miscarrying. It’s a very traumatic experience that I wouldn’t wish on anyone; not even her.
Tila Tequila is one crazy woman.
IF she were REALLY having a miscarriage, trust me, she would NOT be typing on twitter. She would be in the some of the most unbearable pain of her life and not be able to do anything. She is a disgrace to the human race and to women everywhere.
@55 this is the best comment i’ve ever read concerning this whole tila fuckila crazyness. i’m lost for words. she has crossed so many lines… not only is she making an ass of herself, she is ridiculing every woman who has ever experienced such a tragic and sad thing as a miscariage or the loss of a child. she will rot in hell.
Can we all just HOPE Charlie Sheen marries her – then beats her to death?
Aah, #16, is what is called an Asian Fetish. Tila knows some people have this personality disorder and she works it to her advantage. These people don’t know Asian women are on to them. They f anything that is Asian, even if it’s a guy in a wig. This phenomena makes busted Asian girls think they are hotter than they are. Really #16, if you’re gonna go for an Asian girl, make it one of those pretty ones like Gong Li. She won’t have you & either will any attractive woman of any race. You’re pathetic.
Really, #16? I’m dating an asian woman right now. And, let me tell you, she definitely has a stronger ‘scent’ down there than what I – a white female – do.
She is a moron. I was forwarded an email from Ms.Tequila saying “she isn’t pregnant anymore, and is happy to do a photoshoot”. Lets hope jumps off the plane on the way to Austrailia.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/36095
Hey, a miscarriage is one of those things where you just die and go away, isn’t it? I think it is. Excellent….
All I took from this is that I shouldn’t have to hear shit about this munchkin for 21 days…I hope Russia has Purell.
#16 must only be fucking the white hookers . I too have been with women of all color and black women have the strongest scent followed by asians. Asians tend to smell really fishy, I guess cuz they eat fish a lot. White women have always smelled fresh and clean when I have been with them. The asian women also like to sport a bush, they usually don’t like grooming much down there because in their culture the hairier the bush the more fertile and desirable the woman. As for hispanic women forget it, I am not attracted to women with more hair on their face than I have. lol. White pussy is #1!
Huh. There are a lot of orphanages in places like Russia and the Ukraine that dump emotionally disturbed kids on foreign adopters (they do a bait-and-switch, or sometimes dope the kid up.) Then when they bring the kid home, the parents get driven absolutely nuts. It happens often enough that there are specific facilities to house and treat the kids after the parents go batshit crazy. Hell, sometimes one (or both) of the parents wind up killing the child.
This could get interesting…
We’re really generalizing women by the odors of their vaginas? There are Asians, Blacks, Whites, Hispanics, Indians, Arabs etc. – all type – of woman whose pussies smell like dog shit, then we have the other asians, blacks, whites, hispanics, indians, arabs etc. whose pussies smell amazing. Maybe you should smell your dick before you judge.
surprised the haterz quit so easy!
Wow… this shocks me! I really had a miscarriage in the past and i was heartbroken for so long.. can’t imagine that someone would fake this for attention… i feel so much shame for attention-whores like her