Tila Tequila keeps being allowed in public and other news

- The Maxim Top 100 Party [Maxim.com]

- George Lopez might have jumped on the random pussy bandwagon. After his wife gave him her kidney. [Dlisted]

- Bret Michaels had his brain hemorrhage while watching porn. Nice. [PopEater]

- Dominic Cooper isn’t sitting around pining over Amanda Seyfried. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan’s new movie already has a poster. [Celebslam]

- Brooke Burke recognizes a nice pair when she sees them. [HollywoodTuna]

- Paris Hilton just killed all these people. All of them. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- When did Lily Allen get those? [Popoholic]

- Justin Bieber is just as awkward as we were at that age but will never have to masturbate into a sock I’ll kill him! [TheFABlife]

- Jessica Simpson is like a ninja. Or a very stealthy gorilla that laughs at its own farts. Yeah, that one. [PopSugar]

- Katherine Heigl is like an old-fashioned dame – that you wish would shut up. [Just Jared]

- Courtney Love claims she had sex with Kate Moss but let’s assume it was just a mop with a British accent. [The Blemish]

- Kim Kardashian wants you to think she designed this. [Kim Kardashian]

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