Tila Tequila shows off her injuries

September 10th, 2009 // 199 Comments

Tila Tequila let the paparazzi snap shots of her bruised arms and neck today which seem to prove that San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman did a little more than stop her from driving home drunk. This also explains why the DA’s office brought her in this afternoon and are reviewing the case, according to TMZ. So unless Shawne can prove Tila’s keys were hidden inside her leprechaun skin and he had to punch them out, he’s probably looking at charges and the official title of “Just Another Bitch like Chris Brown.”

In the meantime, Tila seems to be hinting on her Twitter page that her side of the story involves refusing Shawne’s request to bang his buddies which led to the midget tossing. Classy.

NOTE: Even though Tila Tequila is a plastic leprechaun famewhore who could be lying out her ass, any Internet Tough Guys who comment “she had it coming” have miniature genitals.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. yoho

    well you have miniature genitals for calling her a midget. thats so rude.

  2. Brad Anderson

    Funny thing…..the DA denies having a meeting today, and says there is no meeting scheduled with this skank!

    Its been 4 days, no way to prove where those bruises came from at this point!

  3. amanda

    it takes a big man to beat up a 85lb girl

  4. Ljutefisk

    She had it coming.

  5. Nameless

    Love how she’s turned down her normal slut look to milk the whole “victim” thing.

  6. Slappy san

    Go away attention whore.

  7. Slappy san

    Go away attention whore.

  8. Twinkie

    This is the first time she’s ever looked cute.

    She should spend less time dressing like a turboslut pixie.

  9. Tila Tequila

    God I’m a whore

  10. Shawne Merriman

    she had it coming.

  11. Deb

    She is trying to get as much attention out of this as she can. It worked for Rihanna so she is giving it a try. She probably put dark make up on he arms.

  12. Rupert

    @2: I can’t stop thinking about her miniature genitals. It’s too bad she’s such an insane, drunken cokebitch.

  13. turd

    she had it coming

  14. She had it coming.

    She can’t even tell the truth about being bisexual, why would she tell the truth about this?

  15. mrrgl

    who needs the legal system when we have thesuperficial.com

  16. What? No cleavage? I agree with number 6.

    That said, if her boyfriend DID cause those bruises, then that is one pathetic man and I hope he gets arrested.

    I gotta say, though, it is hard for me to believe her just because she’s such an attention whore. Like when Lindsay Lohan says her house is broken in, and we all just laugh and say “Yeah, okay, Cokey.”

  17. Derek Drake

    that bitch needs serious psychiatric help and has for at least a year. Lying is just her m.o. Just sit and listen to her talk for more than five minutes and you will know she is a borderline schezoprenic with a host of other mental disorders.

  18. rocketcharger

    you are kidding right?
    i once tried to stop my exalcoholic girlfriend from passing out and hitting her head
    like she had done so many times before
    she ended up with bruises on her arms it doesnt prove anything
    i wasnt trying to hurt her
    it is obvious she has lied to us already by saying she cant drink
    she has video on the internet saying she had a doctor friend prescribe her zantac 75 so she can drink with out allergic reaction
    also several witnesses confirmed she was drunk and was seen drinking
    doctors have done tests on alcohol and zantac and warn of the dangers
    it makes you very drunk
    it is unfortunate that a woman is possibly out there ruining someones life and rights for women world wide
    you should be pissed off at her amanda
    not men in general
    i really hope this woman gets repremanded by the attorney general for calling 911
    and faking the injuires the paramedics on the scene said she didnt have
    also for putting a man in jail for helping her put her clothes on sober up
    and not hurt herself
    it is time women are held responsible for their sometimes malicious actions
    you cry wolf your sheep should be taken

    peace all

  19. rocketcharger

    you are kidding right?
    i once tried to stop my exalcoholic girlfriend from passing out and hitting her head
    like she had done so many times before
    she ended up with bruises on her arms it doesnt prove anything
    i wasnt trying to hurt her
    it is obvious she has lied to us already by saying she cant drink
    she has video on the internet saying she had a doctor friend prescribe her zantac 75 so she can drink with out allergic reaction
    also several witnesses confirmed she was drunk and was seen drinking
    doctors have done tests on alcohol and zantac and warn of the dangers
    it makes you very drunk
    it is unfortunate that a woman is possibly out there ruining someones life and rights for women world wide
    you should be pissed off at her amanda
    not men in general
    i really hope this woman gets repremanded by the attorney general for calling 911
    and faking the injuires the paramedics on the scene said she didnt have
    also for putting a man in jail for helping her put her clothes on sober up
    and not hurt herself
    it is time women are held responsible for their sometimes malicious actions
    you cry wolf your sheep should be taken

    peace all

  20. Sam

    she’s a tramp who got attention by pimping her skank body. she deserves what she gets.

  21. Crocoduck

    I have miniature genitals.

  22. Rigamarole

    Bitch had it coming.

  23. joho777

    The police took Merriman into custody and then released him a few hours later without charges BECAUSE THERE WERE NO VISIBLE INJURIES on the 94 lb celebrity/hooker.

    Now four days later, she suddenly has bruises.

    When exactly did she get bruises? Maybe they should be checked for size against Merriman’s hands. And also against all her other friends/johns.

  24. greenman

    oh wow…she has a nautical star tattoo. How original. She should start a new trendy subculture and maybe call it emo because, you know, she’s obviously deep and in touch with her inner seamen.

  25. shockley

    you ignorant misogynistic fucks. i bet you think chris brown just did it out of love, huh?

  26. Chipot

    Ok, nobody can be sure what really happened unless they were there. With that said Merriman has a lot more credibility than Tila Famewhore Tequila. She was urging her followers to post “chargers suck” to make it trend on twitter and yucking it up, is that the normal behavior of a woman recovering from assault?

  27. Winner

    If she was battered, the bruises wouldn’t show up a week later, I’m sorry but she is a liar. She twittered that she was shittered. But she should go to jail for making false claims. I feel sorry for anyone who gets involved with this troll.

  28. Daryl G.

    For hundreds of years, parents have tried to teach their children, especially daughters, not to act in a manner like Tila Nguyen, mostly to avoid the distinct probability that hanging out with men that are full of retard-level testosterone/steroids and that will hang out with a person like Tila Nguyen will probably at some point beat the shit out of them.

    As someone who has seen bruises before, if that’s all that she got and it looks this good after four days, then he (a giant person) was obviously not intending to harm her.

    Oh, and she deserved it. Rhianna (sic), from what I’ve gathered, is a musical entertainer. Tila “Tequila” is only know for being in hardcore pornography, or being on a television show that poses a ridiculous notion that the process presented is a reasonable way to “get a shot at love.”

    So yeah, she should at least be punched. If it was a woman that “beat up” on her, I’m sure it would be a comedic event. Equal opportunity? Equal responsibility, which means if you’re acting like a whore, you’re going to be treated like one.

  29. Martina

    I am assuming that Tila is lying and trolling for a big settlement, that said … Merriman is an idiot for not hiring a hooker. He wouldn’t be in this mess if he’d just done what Charlie Sheen has done for years – paid top dollar for whores who will leave once the kink is over.

  30. ICallBS

    Why did it take 4 days for these injuries to appear? Where are the photos from when she met with her attorney? How come she didn’t return to the hospital once they appeared since no one saw any injuries the evening of the event? Why isn’t she dressed like a hooker like she always is? Why isn’t she rattling off at the mouth on her Twitter page? Why hasn’t she posted a link to these photos?

    I’ll tell you why. Because she’s a lying whore playing the poor, conservative victim, that’s why. I have no doubt they are self-inflicted and she is seeking a financial settlement from Merriman. I hope the DA’s office actually investigates her and prosecutes her to the fullest extent of the law and Merriman sues her for Defamation of Character, although I doubt he will. Unless it gets too ugly, I am sure he just wants it (and her) to go the fuck away.

    She is so small and in such poor nutritional shape that there is no fucking chance in HELL that it would take 3 to 4 days for those injuries to appear. not a fucking chance. And why is she letting the paparazzi take photos of her instead on a physician? That bitch needs her ass kicked (pun intended).

    Sorry for littering your FB with this garbage.

  31. Death

    What a whore….see you soon

  32. Stupid Vietcong Hooker

    It took 4 DAYS for her injuries to appear? What kind of bullshit is this vietcong hooker trying to sell? She has absolutely NO credibility; this is what happens when you do or say anything to get attention. So, she can whine & tweet & bitch all she wants; at the end of the day, no one will believe her because she’s a natural born liar. She doesn’t deserve to be beaten, but she needs to do the right thing here, instead of trying to play to public opinion. And, she needs to stop being such a disgusting attention whore & stop lying. Anything else continues to lower whatever credibility she might still have…

  33. Sher

    # 6, RIGHT? Whose closet did she pick that out of? LMFAO!

  34. ICallBS

    And One more thing? Who took the photos? Paparazzi watermark their photos and then sell them. Where did you get these, Superficial? And how come the lighting and framing are so good? Why/How are there are so many? Why only one paparazzi? Wouldn’t 50 be following her by this point?

    Was she sitting at a stoplight for 5 minutes with the window rolled down? She sure doesn’t appear to be avoiding the press like she claims on her Twitter page. Gimme a damn break. Tila, you are utter trash severely damaging and undermining women who are REALLY abused. Karma’s a bitch, you disgusting piece of garbage.

    What a lying, dirty, trashbag of a whore. I can figure this out and I’m not even a lawyer.

    Hey SD DA’s Office… Press charges on this bitch, please.

  35. FUCK her

    Just when she started to disappear from the tabloids, BINGO! She suddenly is involved in an “incident”, and she’s milking it for all the publicity she can; I wonder how that happened. Can you say “DONE FOR PUBLICITY”?

    Poster above is right; she’s a disgusting attention whoring slut. Also, she deserves to be slapped hard across the face & told to knock it off; she’s going to get a lot more of that kind of treatment if she doesn’t grow up…

  36. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  37. Aerialgreen

    Obviously this woman is her own PR image consultant, she is just missing the velcro collar, a band aid on her twenty-head and wood crutches.

    Nobody deserves to be assaulted, but all this thing feels fake, if anything this needs closure of the legal kind.

  38. Herman

    Dude, don’t LITERALLY hit that shit raw dog and bail

    maybe dude was just trying to get her scared so her metabolism would raise and help her fatass lose weight

  39. Walter

    Tila has boasted on many occasions that she is a fighter. Well, combine that with a lot of alcohol and some guy trying to save her life and that’s what you get. I hope that she gets prosecuted for filing false charges.

  40. POlice

    Doesn’t she need a car seat?

  41. they're magically delicious

    I guess next time she’ll hand over her lucky charms?

  42. Wiffle Ball Bat

    You ever been at yer girlfriend’s, on the couch, watching the game, and that LITTLE SHIT toy dog gets all up on the couch and on yer ass barking that high pitch cockerspaniel bark? Tell me you don’t just shove the fugger off.

    I’ll bet it was a LOT like that.

    “BEETCH! SHUDTHE FUCK UP!” HULK SMASH.

  43. JoJo

    Strange…. I’ve read articles about this which say hospital reports state that Tila had NO injuries when she was admitted to the hospital RIGHT after this happened….. I’m not calling her a lair but this looks a little suspect.

  44. Pontiac Co-Pilot

    I dont think Merriman hit it.

  45. lstart

    I bet it’s makeup, and I bet she cleaned her “bruises” off her arm as soon as she got home

  46. MXDBLUEEYES

    WOW SOME PPL’S COMMENTS WERE SOOOOOOOO NOT NECESSARY,I FEEL BAD FOR HER IF THOSE BRUISES ARE REAL, AND IT CAN TAKE A FEW DAYS FOR BRUISES TO SHOW UP!!!

  47. billybob

    hey, you lay down with negroes, you wake up with AIDS, Herpes, beat up, a drug addict, dead, broke, in jail, ruined credit, negro babies
    no sympathy for a scummy ni66er whore!!!
    and she’s ugly for a vietnamese girl!
    and she should sue who ever shoved those hideous pontoons down her chest

  48. TL

    Just because she is not some big name star she doesn’t get justice? If this was Mariah Carey no one would not be calling her whore, slut etc..So what if she parties and like to have fun. That does not make her a shank. When is it okay for a man to lay a hand on a woman. Drunk or not. Wake up folks. BRUISES don’t turn up right away! Everyone seems to believe the other side of the story because they don’t want to believe the truth. I feel sad for her and other victims of violence who gets victimized over again by small narrow-minded people. Shawne probably slept with more people than her.
    But you call her a shank. What hypocrites. I wonder how many times these damn football players do these kind of stuff and get away with it. Probably a lot because they get away with everything.

    Shawne Merriman is an asshole who use Steroids and beats woman. Period!

  49. pardo pardo

    just a little bruising. i still eat vegetables even if they got a bit. EWWW WAIT YEAH THE PHOTOS JUST LOADED GRooossSSSS! COVER UP GIRL!

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