For some reason Tila Tequila was invited to VH1′s Save the Music event at MyHouse Thursday night. Because when I think about the musical education of our nation’s children, I think about a midget flashing her fake breasts at anyone within eyesight. — Actually, I’m not joking, that’s exactly what I think. It’s a gift.
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anon | June 21, 2009 at 2:04 pm
1st
Tits | June 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I wish I could afford implants so I could work out and not fear losing my breasts.
netstarman | June 21, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Education and fake boobs what a kid wants most. with a bimbo that doesn’t even know how to count. Oh by the way her sex video sucks Martha Stewart balls.
TheElitejustin@gmail.com | June 21, 2009 at 2:10 pm
It’s a tranny!!! I bet “it” has more meat than most of us dangling between “its” legs!
momo | June 21, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Have you seen her nipples? They’re actually really dark and nasty. Some freak surgery happenings. I can’t find the link anymore, the site with her nipples went down. but trust me. GROSS!
so, so, ROUGH | June 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
You know I come here on saturdays for a silicone free day?
name | June 21, 2009 at 2:45 pm
After Shauna Sand, anything is a welcome sight
Scooper | June 21, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Yay midgets!
http://www.itsall4free.co.uk
Funeral Guy | June 21, 2009 at 2:59 pm
It’s skank day on the Superficial! Does anybody in the world find this little troll attractive? I’m going to assume that she wants to save the music because without it she would have to swing around the pole in total silence.
She's a WHORE | June 21, 2009 at 3:00 pm
The last thing I wanted to see on this site is pics of some stupid slutty vietcong hooker.
The official theme song for tila “I’m a whore” tequila’s “realtiy” show:
“Ohhhh, me so horny,
ohhhh, me so horny,
ohhhh, me so horny,
me love you longtime…”
Lin | June 21, 2009 at 3:14 pm
wow, what a classy woman. why does she think that big, obvious silicone breats are attractive? why does she even think anyone wants to see them?
Ximenez | June 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm
God I hope she is approaching minute 14. When is this jizz receptacle going to disappear.
http://www.popduds.com/ | June 21, 2009 at 3:34 pm
DO NOT WANT
meee | June 21, 2009 at 3:43 pm
gross. her boobs are those half bowling ball things now like victoria beckham (which i hope she really removed hers & that’s not just a rumor).
meh! | June 21, 2009 at 3:55 pm
so… leprechauns do exist!
mixedmartialartvideos.com | June 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm
not bad not bad
Alli Watermelon | June 21, 2009 at 4:13 pm
#2 not all women lose their breasts while working out/losing weight. Anyway, she is an obvious skank..but she is cute. No one can deny that. Can’t stand the bitch, but she’s fun to look at lol.
biteme | June 21, 2009 at 4:27 pm
for a pan-faced gook, she is kinda hot. If I saw her tending to a rice field, I would definitely consider raping her
me | June 21, 2009 at 4:48 pm
She’s cute. I’d go bi for her.
Alli Watermelon | June 21, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I thought you were a man #19?
jcj | June 21, 2009 at 5:28 pm
we’re sorry.
your 15 minutes expired in 2006.
please return to your previous state of knowing your insignificance.
Alli Watermelon | June 21, 2009 at 5:39 pm
#20…the FAKE “Alli Watermelon”..I did not post that. Stop trying to be me ;)
Charger | June 21, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Short Legs! OMG!
call her stumpy
Alli Watermelon | June 21, 2009 at 6:00 pm
whos to say youre the real Ally Watermelon? I checked your myspace and youre as flat an ironing board, my boyfriend gave me that name for obvious reason…
Kathleen | June 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm
She’s nothing but a dumb slut but I like her hair! lol
REALITY CHECK | June 21, 2009 at 6:09 pm
OH LOOK, IT’S LEGO HEAD!
Alli Watermelon | June 21, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I wish I could afford her lovely fake breast though it sucks to go through life a carpenter’s dream with an ugly face and deep camel toe. I hate shaving my bikini line and one time at a family reunion we were all swimming and I got washed up on beach in a wave and my whole bush was hangning out. And there was a used rubber tangled deep inside the forest of fur.
loved` | June 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm
she looks way betta. i like ha hair.
but she a slut! an i dont think she that bad. but she can be. LOl
loved` | June 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm
she looks way betta. i like ha hair.
but she a slut! an i dont think she that bad. but she can be. LOl
Courtyardpigeon | June 21, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Amazing body…simply amazing…but why is she famous again?
asdf | June 21, 2009 at 10:44 pm
god damn her face is so fu.cking wide.
Kevin | June 22, 2009 at 1:56 am
The prettiest asian babe out there.
captain america | June 22, 2009 at 3:24 am
I’m sure it wasn’t the “UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO”, boulder!!
Brooke | June 22, 2009 at 3:33 am
#27 wtf?
Tila would have been pretty but now she’s gone too far… those breasts, her nose… I wonder if she got her eyes widened, too. Why do attractive women never seem satisfied with themselves?
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shannon2 | June 22, 2009 at 8:01 am
She’s pretty. I’ve seen her naked and her nipples are beautiful too.
People type the weirdest things trying to be clever when they are sitting anonymously in front of thier computer in thier stained underwear.
…and yes I know I type wierd things too.
but at least my panties are clean.
shannon2 | June 22, 2009 at 8:01 am
She’s pretty. I’ve seen her naked and her nipples are beautiful too.
People type the weirdest things trying to be clever when they are sitting anonymously in front of thier computer in thier stained underwear.
…and yes I know I type wierd things too.
but at least my panties are clean.
hotels | June 22, 2009 at 8:29 am
I love her.
RichPort's Ghost | June 22, 2009 at 8:31 am
Amazing how she finds time to prance around like a tramp when there’s so much work to be done at the nail salon…
me (soon to be someone else) | June 22, 2009 at 9:16 am
#22- Whoops. I didn’t realize I took someone’s name. I’ll change it asap if I make future comments. Sorry.
Dread not | June 22, 2009 at 9:21 am
@ 27. Alli Watermelon – June 21, 2009 6:35 PM
I wish I could afford her lovely fake breast though it sucks to go through life a carpenter’s dream with an ugly face and deep camel toe. I hate shaving my bikini line and one time at a family reunion we were all swimming and I got washed up on beach in a wave and my whole bush was hangning out. And there was a used rubber tangled deep inside the forest of fur.
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Jesus was carpenter. Somehow, don’t think he was dreamin’ about “swingin’ his hammer” at, Tila Tequila. JC probably does have a penchant for camel toe, being that he is from a part of the world that uses them as currency and conveyance. He did wander off into the desert, then came back many days later claiming to be the son of God, that crazy SOB.
Your family must’ve been relieved to know that you practice safe sex. Unless, that rubber wasn’t meant for you…
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Does it surprise ANYONE that VH1 would have Tila Nguyen on their guest list, whatever the cause. The vertical horn on the back drop is an appropriate enough phallic symbol, with Tila struttin’ her slut for the cameras. Blow taps on my horn, Tila!
anonymous | June 22, 2009 at 11:20 am
Stupid whore – she is everything I do not ever want to be.
taco | June 22, 2009 at 11:51 am
lemme tell ya gents, she does it for me. but who doesn’t???
JPRichardson | June 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Flawless….
Alli Watermelon | June 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm
#24 That’s funny how you claim you saw my “flat chest” on Myspace when it’s private =)
She is a sad person | June 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm
When will this whore learn that no one respects her and she looks like a drowned Vietnamese rat!
fster | June 22, 2009 at 6:23 pm
ISnt she pregnant?
wow.
what a role model for her child.
Darth | June 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm
How bout Tila Tequila and LiLo? Good match?
uh | June 22, 2009 at 11:37 pm
For an asian, she’s hella ugly.
veryberry | June 23, 2009 at 4:24 pm
it’s funny how, when asian’s start appearing on national television, “other” races start hating like they have never seen asian before. Her Fake tits, aren’t any different any other white celebrity who has fake tits and flaunt the shit out of them.