Tila Tequila refers to Casey Johnson as ‘Casey Nguyen’

January 8th, 2010 // 48 Comments

Since her words are like Ewok spears to my fucking eyes, I completely missed the fact that Tila Tequila has been referring to Casey Johnson as “Casey Nguyen” in the barrage of blog posts capitalizing on her death. If that hasn’t pissed Casey’s family off enough, Tila’s been referring to them as a “pieces of shit” on Twitter because obviously she’s the only one handling this thing with grace and poise if grace and poise includes pushing your tits together for the paparazzi.

Fortunately for us, this will only spur Johnson & Johnson into finally releasing an anti-bacterial spray on the market that wards off Gremlins. (I know you have it.)

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Comments (48)

  1. Fuck this site | January 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Just got a virus from this site. Never coming back. Fuck you Superficial!!!

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  2. Richard McBeef | January 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    NO ONE CARES.

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  3. PixelPerfect92 | January 8, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Ew. A midget.

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  4. Tom | January 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    This woman is a menace. At least now her pathetic grab for attention isn’t at all ambiguous. She’s going to be gone in a month. I hate her so!

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  5. Morganzola | January 8, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Dear Tila Tequila,

    You are soooooo much hotter with your mouth closed and with limited access to a keyboard and the webbernets.

    Best wishes,

    Morgan

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  6. tweet-n-low | January 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    why is anyone reading tila’s twittering? what possible value could her thoughts add to anything in the world?

    btw, I’m like sooooooo going to buy that camera that ashton uses in those commercials, yo.

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  7. midason | January 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Amazing, your on to the gremlin spray too! I knew it wasnt just me that wanted it. The demand is out there! Come on and put it on the market already!!

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  8. salsa | January 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Hey, a porno-midget! Don’t mind what she says, just unleash the porno on her ass.

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  9. SKS | January 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Photo 3 makes me cringe. Seriously? That is not how I mourn. Or how ANY human does.

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  10. Vinnie the Chin | January 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    I think she’s making a play for the Johnson & Johnson fortune. Or whatever share Casey has. Meanwhile the only Johnson she’ll be handling is the schlong at the massage parlor she’ll end up working at in five years.

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  11. SKS | January 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    # 10 – HAHA, oh the sad, but hillarious truth!

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  12. Doc Schweinstrudel | January 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    She tried to prove that she is a young sexy virgin with that outfit.

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  13. Fuck You Slopes | January 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    What a fucking waste of perfectly good air this no-talent bitch is.

    It’s a crying damned shame that it couldn’t have been a murder-suicide, so she could have taken this garden gnome with her.

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  14. jraymond224 | January 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    she’s also following the NYC Band of the Year poll. check out the results: http://bit.ly/4Bnl8i

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  15. Al Harrington | January 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Tila was following the NYC Band of the Year poll! See the results here: http://bit.ly/4Bnl8i

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  16. widget | January 8, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    is tila part korean? if so, according to this, her anus is not clean http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/racial-profiling-leads-to-better-sex/

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  17. PostmortemG | January 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    ¨I think she’s making a play for the Johnson & Johnson fortune. Or whatever share Casey has. Meanwhile the only Johnson she’ll be handling is the schlong at the massage parlor she’ll end up working at in five years.¨

    Vinne the Chin, you officially *ROCK*. =D I´m glad i know next to nothing about this ´lady´. Man, i wouldn´t even fuck that; not with all the insanely hot women i have access to, here in South America. =D

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  18. lb | January 8, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    “Johnson & Johnson into finally releasing an anti-bacterial spray on the market that wards off Gremlins. (I know you have it.)”

    I loled good one

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  19. Lori Brook | January 8, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Leech, vulture, skank, ugliest person in the world-that’s TT to a T. Stop, stop, stop being a publicity whore and get a real job you no-talent has been loser.

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  20. londonafter | January 8, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    THE ONE AND ONLY BOSS BITCH……TILA MUTHAFUCKIN TEQUILA!!!!!! A LEGEND IN THE MAKING! POW!

    Yeah…thet’s actually from her blog, what a disgusting, delusional whore. Seems like there are a lot of ugly women in America…that’s the only way Tila could be considered ‘hot’. More like NOT!! being a self-centered twat is not hot. I feel sorry for Casey, she’ll always be remembered as this whore’s fiancee

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  21. Asian Girls | January 8, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Tila’s next porn video will be called “The Mogwai takes a Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson Bukake Beach Party”.

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  22. TJM | January 8, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Why couldnt the dr. insinerate her when she was farted out of her mom’s ass?? I feel bad for her mom because she actually had to endure her time & effort to make this skank enter this world…unfortunatley..

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  23. Lindsey Snort-han | January 8, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Why couldnt the dr. insinerate her when she was farted out of her mom’s ass?? I feel bad for her mom because she actually had to endure her time & effort to make this skank enter this world…unfortunatley..

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  24. Annie Loves Anal | January 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    Why is everyone giving this bitch such a hard time? She is just capitalizing on the death of some worthless, privileged piece of shit that had every opportunity in life and just threw it away. Whatever happened to the capitalistic work ethic. Shit, that is just what Tila is practicing. Are you people a bunch of fucking communists? Tila is just working for that money. She is a TRUE American, unlike all of you socialists on this website!

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  25. So long skanky | January 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    tila tequila (aka Cunty McCuntster) needs to be removed from planet earth. Someone please do it soon…

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  26. Kelley | January 8, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    Pushing her tits together for the paparazzi is about all she can do … someone piss on her, please, and fast.

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  27. NFL Draft | January 8, 2010 at 8:50 pm

    bad girl look ,what did she put into her chest?

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  28. jose | January 8, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    I have to say i find her behavior pretty dam odd for someone who was engaged to a person who just died. I know people grieve in different ways but she just appears to not be very concerned or sad. Hollywood’s a wacky world i guess.

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  29. Beautiful but bitter. | January 8, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    I don’t know why, but seeing her standing in a garden makes me think of Smurfette.

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  30. valentines day | January 8, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    Its difficult to understand her accent sometimes. She looks a school girl in such clothes.

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  31. missywissy | January 8, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    Ah, this is going to be another courtroom drama. Tila is obviously setting the scene to get some $$$$$ out of the death of her “fiance”. Nancy Grace better start doing her homework now on this bitch.

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  32. Sport | January 9, 2010 at 12:07 am

    Where is Gargamel when you need him?

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  33. cheap ed hardy clothing | January 9, 2010 at 12:50 am

    see her again, worse than the first one

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  35. continum | January 9, 2010 at 10:16 am

    How high do you have to be to think someone would want to go from a pretty cool sounding “Casey Johnson” to “Casey Nguyen”???

    This trick is absolutely bat shit crazy.

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  36. Dana Carvey | January 9, 2010 at 10:27 am

    I bet her girlfriend isn’t even dead. You dont react like this to the death of a close loved one.

    I bet shes now living on an island with Princess Diana, Jim Morrison, Michael Jackson and everyone else that suffered a mysterious “death” just at about the same time they were about to bring their record company or country into disrepute…

    BTW. Rumour has it that the Air France plane that crashed off Brazil actually landed on the “island” because they needed more waiters, pool boys and chambermaids…

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  37. Delgo | January 9, 2010 at 1:46 pm
  38. Burt | January 9, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    “is tila part korean? if so, according to this, her anus is not clean http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/racial-profiling-leads-to-better-sex/

    Racist bullshit.

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  39. Robot | January 9, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    Can someone help me? I want to do my communications research paper on Tila and need articles that show her good and bad side. So does anyone know where I can find someone writing good about her?

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  40. Too bad | January 10, 2010 at 12:37 am

    Robot, sorry to say you’re out of luck. There is no good side to this ho. She’s a porn wh*re (google “tila tequila sex video” & see her f*cking for the camera), an attention sl*t and a piece of human filth. It’s all about her; she’s the most self centered creepy jerk around. Witness this whole “my “wifey” is dead; please take my picture NOW!” thing she’s doing. Nobody grieves by demanding that photographers take publicity pics of her…

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  41. Narcissist | January 10, 2010 at 6:38 am

    “Tila Tequila refers to Casey Johnson as ‘My sweet little ATM-ey’ “

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  42. jc | January 10, 2010 at 9:45 am

    This odd looking woman has a screw loose.

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  43. AmeriCanadian | January 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    Fuck this ugly little Azn whore and her fake tits.

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  44. Sheva | January 10, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    This bitch is actually enjoying the attention and milking this for more.
    What a piece of garbage.

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  45. Robot | January 10, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    @40
    I know but it’s just she’s the hottest topic in the media and the easiest one to find a lot of recent coverage on, but I still need articles that cover both sides, so I need to find some type of media source that is saying SOMETHING….ANYTHING good about her.

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  46. Heather | January 11, 2010 at 8:30 am

    wtf is she wearing. I’m getting seriously annoyed by looking at these pics.

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  48. mp3 player sunglasses | March 25, 2010 at 6:56 am

    it’s just she’s the hottest topic in the media and the easiest one to find a lot of recent coverage on, but I still need articles that cover both sides, so I need to find some type of media source

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