Tila Tequila thinks pregnant women carry around dolls

After giving the paparazzi her exact GPS location because she’s very tiny, a baby doll-toting Tila Tequila went shopping at Kitson for Kids yesterday where she pretended her uterus isn’t the fucking Dead Zone. That said, if there should be a fetus in there thus negating the existence of God, child services better be attaching these pics to a requisition form for a tank. Seriously, you people dropped the ball with Britney, now’s it’s time to get right.

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