After giving the paparazzi her exact GPS location because she’s very tiny, a baby doll-toting Tila Tequila went shopping at Kitson for Kids yesterday where she pretended her uterus isn’t the fucking Dead Zone. That said, if there should be a fetus in there thus negating the existence of God, child services better be attaching these pics to a requisition form for a tank. Seriously, you people dropped the ball with Britney, now’s it’s time to get right.
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George Burdell | January 29, 2010 at 1:34 pm
First?
fatguyinalittleshirt | January 29, 2010 at 1:35 pm
she is seriously mental.
Gigs | January 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm
She should be shot in the head
Richard McBeef | January 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm
fingers crossed for stillbirth.
Fugg Dudley | January 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm
She’s just an attention whore like Heidi Montag.
WTF | January 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Is no one noticing that this girl needs a serious intervention? There is something very wrong with this girl.
Scott | January 29, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Seriously, she is a person that really, truly needs help. She is not right in the head, and if she has any friends, I hope that they will do something to help her before the obvious, tragic end to this story.
Tragic? | January 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm
@7: Tragic? I think you mean HILARIOUS.
Really? | January 29, 2010 at 2:03 pm
She just pulled a Leno. Her brother and his wife wanted to use her as a surrogate, she says okay, then a quick, just kidding, I’d rather make my own baby in honor of my still warm dead fiance.
Argentino | January 29, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Akon banged Nicole Bahls.
Just thought you shuld know, hehe.
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Haywood Jablowmie | January 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm
7 as had been said here many times, the crazy ones are the best fucks. The only thing tragic about her is that she isn’t gyrating on my dick now, and she brought me an iPad as a present to thank me for a good screwing.
whatever | January 29, 2010 at 2:17 pm
anyone seen the movie goya’s ghosts? she reminds me to the cracked-up natalie portman character after she’s released from the spanish inquisition.
Fai | January 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Oddly enough, I’m more comforted seeing these pics than I would be if she was posing with an actual infant.
JPRichardson | January 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm
She looks like a (gorgeous) come-to-life anime. I am OK with that. She’s incredibly cute. The perfect sex toy.
CubsFan | January 29, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Why do you keep posting things about her? The only reason people like her still exist is because of sites like this. I love this site, think you are a hilarious writer, just quit wasting time on people like this. I really don’t think anyone cares to hear anything about her, she’s a waste of life.
Darth | January 29, 2010 at 2:48 pm
This is what happens folks! When you overuse your vib!
Asian Girls | January 29, 2010 at 2:48 pm
chica loco
Nero | January 29, 2010 at 2:53 pm
What vib is the proud father?
HLM | January 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Wow…In picture #7 that’s a very appropriate purse to carry anywhere…especially a children’s store.
I guess you only actually get the 5150 in California if you’re a real celebrity??
misterfister | January 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
And don’t forget my eggroll this time bitch!
misterfister | January 29, 2010 at 3:59 pm
And don’t forget my egg roll this time bitch!!
McBiff | January 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Look at me I’m an attention whore!!!
bb | January 29, 2010 at 4:28 pm
who is the fucking idiot with the goggles and ignorant black hat? what a god damn douche bag!
sunshine | January 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Pic #7 – my feelings exactly
Lu | January 29, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Please stop covering her. She reeks!
blahblah | January 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Did she dye her hair? Because if she’s really pregnant I don’t think she would have dyed her hair. At least you’re not supposed to, anyway.
Stef | January 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm
All that make up wearing is causing her skin to breakout. Gross.
Dean | January 29, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Best part of this….look at Malibu’s most wanted on her right in the background of pic 8. Personal shopper? Bodyguard? Stylist?
Evermissing | January 29, 2010 at 7:44 pm
she will be mother soon?
jose | January 29, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Shes so darn cute n fun. I likes this girl.
Urbanspaceman | January 29, 2010 at 8:21 pm
#26: Tell that to Christina Aguilera.
OsakaSushi | January 29, 2010 at 8:24 pm
@1.
You are a shame to Georgia Tech.
Plagiarist | January 29, 2010 at 8:56 pm
God, Zeus, Thor, Shiva -if anyone of you exists; kill this bitch.
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J | January 29, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Tila is a Fucktard.
Calling her a retard is insulting to actual retards.
She has a franchise on being a fucktard attention whore
and should partner with Snooki for a suicide pact.
WizardofIB | January 29, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Who the fuck is that clown walking next to her??
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She is just another bimmmbo gaining fame by being a whorish freak, YAWN, God, would someone do something worth while , just to humor the general bored public.
yuck | January 30, 2010 at 1:40 am
God damn I wish this stupid whore would just go ahead and od already.
EEEW. Tila, break time over. Your next customer’s waiting for you at the happy ending massage parlor.
abby | January 30, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Tila:
1. Pregnant women go to the OB after 3 months into a pregnancy. As 50% of pregnancies don’t make it further. They are just too busy to see everyone who gets a positive result on a pregnancy test.
2. Doctors and medical professionals aren’t concerned with non-medical detail. While I am sure they would gladly refer “Tila” to psychiatric help, but they certainly not acting as middle-man with “The Game”.
3. Human gestation is 10 months not 9.
4. You’re a pig, get some respect.
Scratcher | January 30, 2010 at 10:52 pm
I hear she poops in the shower and heels it down the drain.
Pal | January 31, 2010 at 2:07 am
“Human gestation is 10 months not 9.”
Check your facts. A baby is at term 37 to 41 weeks after the mother’s last menstruation (so, roughly 9 months, not 10).
Kill the hooker! | January 31, 2010 at 3:16 am
This vietcong hooker needs to shove her twitter up her twatter. I absolutely hate this attention whore with a vengeance; the twat will do ANYTHING to get noticed, including lying that she’s pregnant. Which brings up another point; we MUST prevent her from procreating. Can’t someone just kill her already, then deedee mao?
She's the vietcong slutney spears | January 31, 2010 at 3:20 am
Vietcong hooker. Haha; good one!
Jesus. Now the whore is playing the “I’m a braindead idiot like britney” card. Wearing an obviously fake wig & doing stupid shit in public. At least she’s not wearing a pink wig.
I feel a snatch flashing, car attacking photographic moment fast approaching…
HELP HER | January 31, 2010 at 11:06 am
SHE NEEDS HELP-NOW!
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cheap r4 card | January 31, 2010 at 11:18 pm
man, i thought i only felt this way. bravo. she has no entertainment value but yet she exist. so california.