Seen here sporting bruises yesterday, San Diego’s 10news.com has an alleged rundown of the Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman incident and it’s a tale rife with jilted hearts, threesomes and naked leprechauns. Enjoy:
The sources told Vara that witnesses at Merriman’s home said the three-time Pro Bowl linebacker went to his bedroom with two women.
Sources said Tequila walked into the room and Merriman asked her to join them. However, the sources said Tequila reacted angrily and threatened to have sex with a member of Merriman’s entourage.
According to sources, Tequila was intoxicated, and she got naked and attempted to leave the house.
Sources told Vara that Merriman, 25, tried to stop the 27-year-old Tequila, and that is when she called 911.
Tequila accused Merriman of choking and throwing her to the ground while she was trying to leave the house. Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Both are felonies.
Here’s what I don’t get: If Tila Tequila was running around stupid drunk trying to bang the entire room, which I’d bet money happened, why not just let her leave? Seriously, what the hell is she going to do that anyone will believe? “Hey, a nude Keebler elf Twittered in a pool of her own urine that Shawne Merriman’s an asshole. Let’s cancel his contract.” C’mon.