Ladies, you’re going to have to help me out on this one because I’m freakin’ clueless about this stuff: What the hell is going on with Tila Tequila’s tan? Either she went nuts with the bronzing gun, or someone left the E-Z Bake Oven open again. Which one is it? I know it’s not natural because I’ve read the Keebler Elves’ charter, and it strictly prohibits exposure to “the human’s harsh sun.” It’s called research, kids. The handiest tool in the blogger’s tool belt – not counting meth. Geekologist, fire up another batch! I’m starting to trust the government again.
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yuck.. look at all of those pimples. she looks like a pizza.
makeup and airbrushing can do wonders. just look at miss orange slice over here.
Jesus balls,
someone give this chick my contact info, on the fly.
I didn’t even really read this, I just want you all to know
that I don’t care how infested with VD she is,
I’d hit it so hard, that if you pulled me out,
you be king of the fucking British.