Despite tweeting she was going to be “offline w family” to mourn the death of Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila’s midget famewhore genes kicked in and she decided to milk this thing for all it’s worth by firing off a volley of tweets while simultaneously asking for “pricacy”:
- This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded
- I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!
- I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
- I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.
- R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey
For those of you wondering who would actually pretend their overdosed fiancee is still alive just to get their face in People, welcome to Tila Tequila. At this point, I’ll genuinely be disappointed if she doesn’t do a naked leap out of Casey’s coffin during the funeral. Mostly because I like consistency so much.






























As much as I don’t wish death on anyone, I’ve got to say that Casey Johnson wanted to die. She could have had a great life, without any money troubles, if she’d only made something of herself. Instead, she decides to hang out with attention whoring cunts like tila tequila, paris hilton & blowhan; she gets addicted to drugs, has massive plastic surgery, doesn’t pay her bills, embarrasses the family name & gets disowned/cut out of the will. From what the police said, her power & water had been turned off for weeks, her house had rats, her pool hadn’t been cleaned in months. Another useless waste of oxygen.
And then there’s ex-porn slut and current attention whoring cunt tila “vietcong hooker” tequila. Her “wifey” is dying, yet the first thing she does is tweet about it? Bitch wants privacy, yet she continues to tweets about it? As far as I’m concerned, this twat has forfeited her right to live by being a disgusting attention whore. If she were to die tomorrow, I wouldn’t shed a tear.
How about a Tila ban? please? please. Help her with her need for “pricacy” by not covering her. I thought Heidi and Spencer were obnoxious but this is just beyond redemption.
Do you think she could have pumped a little more Botox into her face????
Do you think she could have pumped a little more Botox into her face????
Hey, Tila:
I just thought of a way for you to never get wrinkles! Have your doctor in inject botox directly into your heart. Then it will circulate throughout your entire body and you won’t ever get wrinkles. Be sure to tell the Doc to use a mega-dose because it’s going throughout your entire body, and that requires a *lot* of botox. Sounds good, right?
Because I care,
Fribbles
I didn’t kill her but I might have driven the final nail into her coffin
Tila, you’ve used up 14 and a half minutes of fame.
Better make the best of your remaining 30 seconds,
you mutant leprechaun freak!
She is milking this for all it’s worth. Why didn’t she check on Casey when her phone was cut off? Casey had not been heard from since the 29th and Tila should have gone to her house. That’s whatt a loving friend would do!
She is milking this for all it’s worth. Why didn’t she check on Casey when her phone was cut off? Casey had not been heard from since the 29th and Tila should have gone to her house. That’s whatt a loving friend would do!
-Casey if u r reading ur twitter account please don’t die!!!
-Casey I hope u have internet access at the morgue so u can know how much I care, even tho I can’t be there cuz there’s a football party
-I am making a skanky photo tribute to myself on my Facebook account to help Casey still be alive!!! Pls respect our privacy at this difficult time
-I just read on a gossip site that my fiance died a week ago. Soooo sad. Sometimes when I’m sad I post naughty videos to cheer myself up. I LUV getting naked!!!! It is such sexy feeling
-Casey if ur reading ur twitter please still be alive!!! I hope ur reading this tweet!!!
@ 16 – Aunt Jemima – “Why does homosexuality, mental illness, and suicide so often walk hand in hand?”
It’s probably stressful to have everyone damn you for something you have no control over. Maybe watch “The Elephant Man”.
a normal human being who really cares would not be updating twitter every 10 minutes, nor calling their dead girlfriend WIFEY. Tila is pathetic.
Natural causes –
Is that what they are calling drug overdoses these days?
EWWWWWWWWWWWW Casey Johnson looked like she had false teeth and fish lips. If I were an “heiress” I do believe that I could look better than a 2.00 skank. I feel bad that she died, but she took not one penny with her and the real deal is where is she now. Also, Tila T is a bug looking faces skank!!
Bet you Rhianna is the one that’s laughing now after all of the shit Tila said about her on her twitter page. Guess karma really does come back around.
You lil snake in the grass, you wont get any of her money now will you?????
Tila Tequila must be the only person I’ve ever wanted to kill. Would not give her the decency of torture.
i feel bad for anyone suffering with drug problems. It is not sleazy. It starts as recreational but some cannot stop, it actually changes the brain. they suffer tremendously and I feel bad that some can say such bad things about people who are already suffering so much. Support is what they need. Intervention is what they need.
Unfortunately for her, tila saw an opportunity and took it. She will have a new wifey or boyfriend shortly, trust me.
she had a fiance? i thought she was just banging this six foot five, two hundred seventy pound black stallion like three months ago…
seriously, there is no way she produced enough oxytocin to form an effective pair-bond.
Twentysomething-mutant-ninja-lesbians….
both these disease riddled lesbo slut whores will burn in hell on judgement day. I hope the Johnson & Johnson family disowned that disgusting little heathenous troll offspring of theirs. Her rotting corpse will be waiting in hell for her mutant asian when she goes down in the near future….
I have a strong feeling that Tila had something to do with the death, or she at least knew about it. I think she OD’ed and Tila is milking the exposure, and Hilton came over and took the dogs away because Tila is too effed up on drugs to care for two canines. Thats how I feel
Hmm… Stupid penniless gremlin whore who’s only accomplishment *ever* is “social networking” and having the most “buddies” on a website where the only thing it takes to get a new “buddy” is clicking accept on a picture of fake titties. Getting a teenage boy to be your friend on MySpace by showing some cleavage is like shooting fish in a zip-lock with a machine gun.
Then she becomes involved in a “controversial” relationship with a wealthy heiress who subsequently becomes involved (after being introduced by TT) in Drugs and smearing the very family name that has afforded her stupid ass with all these comforts??!!! No way!!
Does anyone know who Johnson’s plastic surgeon was? He must have been a big face – unremarkable body man…
The Wiz
i like this article very much.
I’m sorry but I had to LOL at #60. This whole story is f*cked. At first I didn’t believe it & thought it was a joke celeb death. Then I thought Tila did it when the tweets came out. Now Idk wtf to think. Confusing!!!!
She killed her ………. and trying to cover up……..obvious………….
She killed her ………. and trying to cover up……..obvious………….
penniless gremlin whore who’s only accomplishment *ever* is “social networking” and having the most “buddies” on a website where the only thing it takes to get a new “buddy” is clicking accept on a picture of fake titties. Getting a teenage boy to be your friend