Tila Tequila milks Casey Johnson’s death on Twitter

January 5th, 2010 // 77 Comments

Despite tweeting she was going to be “offline w family” to mourn the death of Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila’s midget famewhore genes kicked in and she decided to milk this thing for all it’s worth by firing off a volley of tweets while simultaneously asking for “pricacy”:

- This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded
- I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!
- I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!

- I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.
- R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey

For those of you wondering who would actually pretend their overdosed fiancee is still alive just to get their face in People, welcome to Tila Tequila. At this point, I’ll genuinely be disappointed if she doesn’t do a naked leap out of Casey’s coffin during the funeral. Mostly because I like consistency so much.

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  1. nick

    she’s milking her 15 minutes in the worst possible way.

  2. Andrew C

    Okay, let’s give her all the “pricacy” she wants. I hope she gets raped by a homeless dude.

  3. AnaBleue

    does she actually think that her girlfriend has twitter in the afterlife? ….

  4. Dank

    So let me get this straight, her fiance dies and the first thing she does and jump on twitter? How the hell do you not know if she’s dead or not? Call her fucking family, go to the hospital. God damn this girl is dumb. I dont feel the least bit sorry for this Casey chick. It was most likely drugs that killed her and she adopted a kid that now doesnt have a mother. Fuck this chick.

  5. because twitter was built for privacy

  6. truth doctor

    Sweet Jesus, it has a beastface

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  8. Aerialgreen

    I’m pretty sure Tila is doing a pictorial on the cementary as I’m typing this, yes even before they bury the body….

    $100 says there is a picture of Tila pissing over the grave, you know, as “if she aint eating the clam, at least she’ll enjoy the juice”

  9. lisa

    ok did anyone else notice how Tila had numerous tweets for the countdown to her “literally huge surprise” … then she says that the surprise is her “boobs will quadruple in size in 2010″ All the while her fiancee was probably dead in her home seeing as she hadn’t heard from her since before new years eve and the reports are saying she had been dead for days

  10. rotten

    First off Tila Tequila entire persona is atrocious but..

    Just to be clear… Will the quadrupling still take place? No reason for good silicone to go to waist.

  11. rotten

    spelled waste wrong among other things

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  13. bitchassness

    Stupid bitch has no damm shame. I am so disgusted with her. Fawken coke whore.

  14. It takes a special kind of moron to go to Twitter first before knowing all of the details of her fiancee’s death. She tweeted that she heard that Casey was in a coma, when in fact, she’d already been dead for days. If she loved her, then why didn’t she know what was going on. And then, she’s already released a statement saying that she thinks it’s because of drugs. Mourning period over in 3…2….1…

  15. Vanquish

    Fucking whore needs to be dropped off a cliff. Disgusting.

  16. Aunt Jemima

    Why does homosexuality, mental illness, and suicide so often walk hand in hand?

  17. Matrim

    Statistically it doesn’t, but when mental illness and suicide do pair with homosexuality it generally is because of abusive intolerance.

    And yeah, I know you weren’t being serious in you question, and that you were simply trying to present homosexuality in a negative light (facts be damned). So you can go fuck yourself.

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  19. ed

    more information about how she died at http://www.ripCaseyJohnson.com that’s the Casey Johnson memorial site i think

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  22. ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!!

    Well thats too bad that another young person has died from an overdose. But I think that Tila could have done better than her anyway. Dont get me wrong I think Tila is a stupid shit but I do have to admit she does have a nice body and she aint bad looking either. Hey Tila call me I promise to take care of you and I wont OVERDOSE! Maybe I could keep the same thing from happening to you!

    Kris

  23. james

    Yuk! ..and to the above comment ^ I think I just puked in my mouth a little!

  24. Bootilicious

    What is it with you stupid people, don’t you know that drugs will kill you? If it kills the rats, it will kill you.

  25. When you put a story about Casey don’t stick Tilas gutter trash face in it. Give this lady some dignity. Everyone know Tila saw her as a meal ticket-she is a bottom feeder in the worst way.

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  28. Buffy

    This is a disgusting thing to use to get media attention. Tila wants to get her 15 minutes of fame back. It wont happen. She is trash

  29. cc

    Who is TT kidding…this is the best thing to happen to her. The fame of their faux marriage would have wained quickly, but this could be good for months while tox tests are done and what not.

    If disease could take the form of a human being, it would be Tila.

  30. Tila Tequila should just go somewhere and hide. I wonder if she’ll sue for half of Casey’s inheritance since they were marriage bound.

    Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!

  31. chopper

    another dead queer..yippee !

  32. JMJ

    And where do you think her SOUL went for ALL ETERNITY !!!
    Wake up People …. you never know when God will come for you !!
    REPENT JESUS WILL BE BACK SOON !!

  33. HackSaw

    I’d like to milk Tila Tequila.

  34. nunya

    Problem: Dykes don’t go to Heaven

  35. havoc

    I wonder if she’ll let loose with a nipple slip or crotch shot or make out with a girl at the funeral and then immediately put it on YouTube after Tweeting everyone to let them know its on there.

    Pig Vomit Praying Mantis Head Slope.

    .

  36. londonafter

    At least they didn’t get married…that Tila bitch would have inherited millions of dollars she doesn’t deserve. She’s a gold digger of the worst kind, she should really dissapear…

  37. God of Thunder

    They’re both hideous looking whoever they are.

  38. Hilarious

    Alright! Tila Tequila is back on the market!

  39. calypso

    She’s still posting more shit on her Twitter page. How respectful of her.

  40. SATAN

    Tila Tequila has to know by now that thousands of people just want her to die, right?

  41. Donnie Brassballs

    Wow, and I thought she had a shred of decency.

    Merriman should’ve done the world a favor last year.

  42. Ker

    huh… didn’t see that one coming…

  43. tessa

    If Tila hadn’t talked to her FIANCE since the 29th of December… and couldn’t reach her… wouldn’t she start to worry? Wouldn’t she call Casey’s family, or friends? And isn’t it odd how there was no mention whatsoever of her on her Twitter page. No “Where the f*ck are you?” tweets @ Casey, etc. …. And how is it that Tila learned of her FIANCE’S untimely death via PEREZHILTON or whatever bullshit celeb site. Soooo shady. So so so shady.

  44. Teletha

    Wow. After reading this, I checked both of their twitters…that Casey woman had pictures of herself and Tila as her background and personal picture, while frigging Tila has nothing of her. If she has time to tweet nonsense, she should have time to at least put a picture of Casey up…

    And how do you not know if your fiance is dead for days?? Don’t you communicate with someone you’re ENGAGED to?? What a trash bag.

  45. Melissa

    #17 – I bow down to your awesomeness.

    Oh, and fuck this bitch.

  46. Mr. Johnson

    I’m not saying this Tequila woman was going to be bad news for the family.

    I’m saying this isn’t going to happen.

  47. Drew

    Good one fish. You found a common spelling error. This blog is slipping :/

  48. USMC Steve

    It she a midget whore or what? Does she have any useful function in life?

  49. nysro

    Dear Tila,

    Join your fake wifey, and die!

    thank you

    Could there be anymore surreal bullshit surround this person?? She is a magnet for crazy shit, and I have to believe that if she were to kill herself, the world would be better for it.

  50. Kelley

    Yeah, giving the finger … class all the way !! Next …

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