Despite tweeting she was going to be “offline w family” to mourn the death of Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila’s midget famewhore genes kicked in and she decided to milk this thing for all it’s worth by firing off a volley of tweets while simultaneously asking for “pricacy”:
- This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded
- I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!
- I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
- I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.
- R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey
For those of you wondering who would actually pretend their overdosed fiancee is still alive just to get their face in People, welcome to Tila Tequila. At this point, I’ll genuinely be disappointed if she doesn’t do a naked leap out of Casey’s coffin during the funeral. Mostly because I like consistency so much.