Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of Tacos & Tequila in Vegas where she grabbed a bunch of boobs because she’s totally bi-sexual, you guys. I almost missed these pics, and who can blame me, when the person with the most “star power” in them is Carrot Top. I mean, shit, Criss Angel was even there making it painfully obvious the owners want to run this thing into the ground and use it as a tax write-off. Unless they sat around thinking “How can we really douche this place up? I’m talking people walk in here, and the first thing they say is ‘Hey, do you smell vinegar?’”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
havoc | October 24, 2008 at 11:45 am
No mor yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!
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joey joejoe | October 24, 2008 at 11:45 am
god shes fugly.
LSDiesel | October 24, 2008 at 11:51 am
You can totally start to see nipple, but who cares when she looks like E.T.
mamadough | October 24, 2008 at 11:52 am
well, she’s not launching cock rockets.
LSDiesel | October 24, 2008 at 11:52 am
You can totally see some nipple, but who cares when she looks like E.T.
Who | October 24, 2008 at 11:57 am
I love how everybody says all these chicks are ugly and skanks, and 99% including myself would hit it. And hit it well.
ams | October 24, 2008 at 11:58 am
How did you miss her nipple?
Special | October 24, 2008 at 11:58 am
She is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on —–Bigblackconnect.com——- that is a free dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t know how…she is.
jay jay | October 24, 2008 at 12:01 pm
total nipple slip in that first pic
britismyidol | October 24, 2008 at 12:02 pm
that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least…
d | October 24, 2008 at 12:04 pm
that nipple slip you are all talking about is a shadow. its too high on her boob to be her nipple
britismyidol | October 24, 2008 at 12:04 pm
that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least…
britismyidol | October 24, 2008 at 12:05 pm
that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least…
No it's not | October 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm
C’mon…she’s shown her tits enough that you should be able to recognize her nipples. That’s just a shadow from one of the little frilly bits on the cup of her bodice.
Max Planck | October 24, 2008 at 12:19 pm
If you guys are excited about a part of a shadow of a part of a possible nipple slip from this skank…you need to get out more.
OUCH | October 24, 2008 at 12:20 pm
11 – on normal humans – yes it’s too high. on elves with botches surgery – totally possible.
in this case, do think it’s a shadow.
Mr. Sleepyhead | October 24, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Skanktamonious beeatch
Lee | October 24, 2008 at 12:23 pm
God, I hate Criss Angel. When will he dissapear? Sweet hat though…haha
LeFarge | October 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm
midget leprechaun = delicious tacos
Jumpin_J | October 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I got a shot of love… in my pants! High-yo!!!!!! Thank you, thank you.
phartizan | October 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm
So whose taco do you get at Tacos & Tequila?
Mcfeely Smackup | October 24, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Know what she really needs to skank herself up good?
nothing. the random collection of tattoos, breast implants, and dressing/acting like a whore is more than sufficient.
that being said, wtf is up with the shirtless dudes? Seriously, why are they there? What possibly positive effect were they supposed to bring?
simplicity | October 24, 2008 at 12:32 pm
why is she famous?
karen | October 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm
“wtf is up with the shirtless dudes? Seriously, why are they there? What possibly positive effect were they supposed to bring?”
somebody got a very disturbing, surprise half-chubber…
ChuckleHead | October 24, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Is she getting fat?
SaucyTango | October 24, 2008 at 12:49 pm
So they pulled in a couple other local whores to help launch the restaurant. I find it interesting that she got to grab their boobs, but they didn’t get to grab hers. Bisexuality flow both ways honey.
Gary Busey | October 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm
She is probably the hottest lil Bi-leprachaun i’ve seen – lay off her – i’d hit that pot of gold…speakin of pot….
LSDiesel | October 24, 2008 at 1:00 pm
*jacking off*
FRIST!!! | October 24, 2008 at 1:06 pm
#28 – give it to me all over my face, baby!!!
TS | October 24, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of and #3 you hit the nail right on the head. It’s E.T. Dead ringer.
Mcfeely Smackup | October 24, 2008 at 1:23 pm
She’s as bisexual as an earthworm (too subtle? look it up).
She’s never dated a woman in her life before, after, or even during this show.
Chauncey Gardner | October 24, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I bumped into Carrot Top at Orlando International Airport a few weeks ago. Nice guy, but he sure doesn’t try hard to “blend in”.
Rough Daddy | October 24, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Her antics sure put a break on my asian fetish….
Torie | October 24, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Er, Nip action much?
Vince Lombardi | October 24, 2008 at 2:13 pm
A perfect opportunity for a decent human being to toss one live grenade wasted. Think of all the jurors in the world that would have given a standing ovation at the trial.
EAW | October 24, 2008 at 2:15 pm
NOT A NIPPLE SLIP UNLESS SHE HAS THE MOST F_CKED BOOBS EVER. THATS THE SHADOW FROM HER DRESS YOU HORNS.
norton | October 24, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Wouldn’t it behoove the midget to at least have her nails done before making an appearance?
Kodos | October 24, 2008 at 3:26 pm
No talent, midget gook bitch.
p0nk | October 24, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Tacos & Douchenozzles
The Bisexual | October 24, 2008 at 3:35 pm
How many low lifes showed up to this thing? Cris Angel….Carrot Top…Tila…it’s a freak show!!
john | October 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm
chris angel and carrot top at your party. EPIC FAIL.
TJ | October 24, 2008 at 4:06 pm
#38, right on.
What’s pathetic is that she dumped her first reality show “love pick” immediately after taping so she could start her 2nd series.
What a freakin’ messed up Flip whore.
dude | October 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Since when is being a piece of club slut trash enough to be a celebrity>?
monkeyfightclub | October 24, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I’d like to take a black light to that restaraunt to see what’s doing.
how to lose girls | October 24, 2008 at 4:46 pm
is that anthony keidis in the green hat?
http://howtolosegirls.com
lola richie | October 24, 2008 at 5:19 pm
It is so funny that everyone calls her a midget.. I have the same body and EVERYONE thinks I am hot! all of my husband’s friends tell him all the time. You guys are a bunch of Haters. That is the only thing she has going for her though
Joe | October 24, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Nasty chipped nails! lol!
Kori | October 24, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I totally see nipple in the first picture.
fudgebunniesfudging | October 24, 2008 at 6:18 pm
NIPPLE
Sgt. C. Foxtrot | October 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm
@38
She’s not Korean, for one.
For two? For two, you deserve a hot poker up your ass.
WUT? I hear your dad does that one for you. :D