Tila Tequila & Justin Long? Why not?

November 4th, 2008 // 26 Comments

Tila Tequila is apparently done with Courtenay Semel because she was spotted making out with Justin Long on Halloween. Okay, now I’m really confused. I thought Tila was bi-sexual not full-on lesbian. Page Six reports:

But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,” our spy sniffed.

Justin Long’s quality of women is taking the steepest decline I’ve ever seen. He’s gone from Drew Barrymore to Kirsten Dunst to Tila “Who the fuck is she blowing kisses to?” Tequila. Jesus. If Justin keeps this up, he’ll be be banging Amy Winehouse by Christmas. (Or, in the case of death, Andy Dick.)

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  1. B

    NOO!!

    I really hoped he’d have better taste…

  2. so sad

    really really Tila…omg noooooooo! i love justin long but tila uhhh she’s soo gross!!!

  3. p0nk

    maybe she love him long time.

  4. ChuckleHead

    I have a 102″ flat screen, plasma television in my shoe closet.

  5. mamadough

    @3, didn’t you mean, rove him rong time?

  6. Turd Ferguson

    U – G – L – Y
    you ain’t got no aliby….
    you just uuuuuuuuggggggggly!!

  7. Awww, c’mon. Leave Tila alone.

    Asian women with pointy fake tits are so adorable!

    She’s Superficial. You’re just mad because you’re UGLY!

  8. Is it possible this broad doesnt have herpes!!! I mean this broad will swap spit with anyone!!!

  9. toolboy

    Justin Long was later overheard saying he was disappointed in how the evening played out with Miss Tequilla:
    “She promised me that she was INDEED Magicarry Dericious, but she was not, no sir, not by a long shot.”

  10. lol notice how the caliber of chix is declining for justin?

  11. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    SHE IS UGLY!

    THE ONLY REASON WHITE MEN FIND HER ATTRACTIVE IS BECAUSE SHE IS SHAPED LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY.

    ALL WHITE MEN LIKE LITTLE BOYS – GROSS!

  12. Tila's Penis

    I used to see this chick when she worked at the TCBY down on the Ho Chi Minh Trail (aka Westminster Blvd) when I lived in Tustin, CA.

  13. Max Planck

    Disease donor.

  14. King Monkey

    Sure is cute for a midget

  15. Eric

    he must be really confident in Macs’ virus protection

  16. havoc

    No mor yanky my wanky.

    You bin here four hour.

    You go now!

    .

  17. Sport

    He’s the fucking MAC guy, what did you expect?

  18. maxchain

    …Whose death?

  19. Flash

    oh… shit ya’ll #11 is on to us! Everyone just be cool and proceed with code blue plan B.

  20. monty

    Hi I’m a Mac
    Hi I’m a bisexual midget

  21. supersex

    i like little asian women

    when they’re sucking my dick!

  22. Sangria

    Who is this bitch and why is she making so many appearances on The Superficial? I thought this was a celebrity site, not a place for some washed-up lesbian-wannabe skank with nothing to offer the world except 1200 pictures of a washed up skank…..

  23. sarakiss

    She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…

  24. KatieBoo

    Gawd! She is such a dumbass. “OHHH look at me! I’m bi, I love women too!” Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. Why are people interested in this broad? I could puke….

  25. stevostevo

    she is such a fucking whore! i really wish she would have found love on the 1st season her dumbass show so i would not have to see her stupid face anymore.
    why does the usa support such fucking stupid people to succeed

  26. tila: FAGGOTS ENOUGH, shall we try them on screen?
    AMERICANS STILL MAINTAIN NAIVITY, folks!!

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