Tila Tequila: ‘Just let me mourn in peace. In this tree. With my tits out.’

January 7th, 2010 // 308 Comments

For someone who’s supposed to be mourning a tragic loss, here’s a freakishly chipper Tila Tequila outside her house today attempting to ward off the paparazzi in the most insincere way possible.

“Please, I just want to mourn in peace.” *giggles*
“I’m practically paralyzed with grief.” *poses*
“There’s really nothing to see here.” *pulls rabbit out of her vagina*

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Comments (308)

  1. Rob | January 7, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    WTF?!! Someone shoot her.

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  2. Saleem | January 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    First.

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  3. Saleem | January 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    First. Hah!

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  4. timmy the dying boy | January 7, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    I’d like to officially state that I’m ashamed of sharing the Earth’s meager oxygen supply with this thing.

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  5. Roberta | January 7, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    She’s pathetic. I can’t imagine doing any of this after experiencing a loss of someone I truly cared about. Shameful.

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  6. Pete Fruitique | January 7, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    wow she is awesome.. look at that skin and.. chin! fuckkkkk so hot right now

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  7. Janice | January 7, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    She looks pretty broken up.

    She’s disgusting.

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  8. AnnaDraconida | January 7, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Her head is kinda big. LOLLIPOPPER!

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  9. Amanda | January 7, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    I know that Casey Johnson wasn’t a saint…but it’s a shame that her name will forever be associated with this ass hat.

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  10. http://www.funderoos.com/ | January 7, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    BITCHES BE CRAZY
    BITCHES BE CRAZY
    BITCHES BE CRAZY

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  11. keijo | January 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    who cares, i’d hit her anytime

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  12. Seth | January 7, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    Crazy or not, she has a rock’n rack. I wonder if she’ll do the dog for a C-note?

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  13. nuno | January 7, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    so good tila thank you very much

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  14. Dave ain't here, man | January 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I’d hit her too. With a fucking shovel.

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  15. nuno | January 7, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    good tila thank you good

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  16. Vinnie the Chin | January 7, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Salad tossing supposedly helps in the grieving process.

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  17. Rough: shooting from the lip | January 7, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Like other countries that wears all black for a year when in sorrow, shes wearing black undergarments for that period of time…We all grieve differently.

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  18. pimp | January 7, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    she’s absolutely pathetic…she needs a dick plunged into her ass…preferably mine…

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  19. Jay | January 7, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Man oh man, someone choke the shit out of this bitch. She’s a disgrace to not only asian women, but the whole universe. As someone properly stated above, she’s an absolute ‘ass hat’.

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  20. Racer X | January 7, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    She has the body of 12 year old boy with tits.

    /fuckin slore!

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  21. Robot | January 7, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    I would still hit it. THEN beat her with something heavy for not showing remorse for her dead “fiancée.”

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  22. StuntMom | January 7, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    i know what will make her feel better! a fiery car crash!…oh wait..that’ll make ME feel better about her.

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  23. Saint_Dante | January 7, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    Oh, i’d HIT THAT alright– like with a big rock to her massive skull. THAT’S how i’d hit that….attentionslut

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  24. Mykl | January 7, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Looks like she found a new meal ticket for her media whore lifestyle… um, I mean “celebrity endeavors”.

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  25. pure.ticking | January 7, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Yeeeah, this girl really show hers true colors…

    SHE is so self-centered bitch! (she surely thinks “fuck it, i want nice pics, smiiilleee!” – yeah excellent…bitch!!

    Everybody would cry for weeks but she is soooo OK! How is that possible? She doesn’t love her at all! Her action is so humiliating for Casey Johnson life story… I don’t know what she was thinking about this girl… engaged ? really? with this bitch? death was better choice. I am so sorry about it!

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  26. fonzeyfu | January 7, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Repulsive. Maybe the media should boycott the ho – ‘cos they’re giving her what she wants.

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  27. Modwild | January 7, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    She’s always been a fucking skank. Duh.

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  28. GeneralEmergency | January 7, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Picture #13.

    Caption for the Dog…

    “Please…. end my suffering. She makes me lick…horrible, horrible things. Please?”

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  29. PoisonIvyLeague | January 7, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Slimy, stanky cooze. She’d fuck a dog if she thought it would get her some publicity.

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  30. jessica | January 7, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    Obviously she has some serious issues. And it’s sad, clearly casey had some substance abuse problems as well, and they lived together. it is possible tila is using as well. also she has no one, and i think she needs paparazzi and twitter fans to talk to for that reason. I am not calling her a drug addict, because i dont know her personally. But it looks to me two very dysfunctional people met and fell in love.if it was real or not none of us can say for sure. But I hope this is a wake up call to paris, nikki bejou and all these other girls running around drinking and using drugs. you are not invincible because you have money. do something positive with your fame. And if you really cared about casey then you would acknowledge she was with tila, and stop blaming her for her passing. The facts are this, tila was not there around the time of her death, and even if tila was partying non stop with casey, no one held a gun to casey’s head. In no defense of tila at all, but all it takes is a few clicks on google to see pictures of all of you partying with her at one time or another. So if u want to publicly ‘stone’ tila then take a look in the mirror and be accountable yourselves. i agree tilas actions have been strange to say the least, and it doesn’t seem as though she is too distraught over the loss of her ‘fiance’. I believe she has serious emotional issues. but if you want to show some respect for the loss of your friend and family member then do whats right and stop arguing, no one deserves this and you should be remembering her life and mourning in peace. stop adding fuel to the fire. it’s making you all look ridiculous.

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  31. emma | January 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    WTH?! I thought she was so upset? That hole you’re digging, Tila, is getting deeper and deeper– and hopefully your 15 minutes will be up soon, you need help—–I am now convinced that your are CRAZY!

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  32. judith | January 7, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    i am completely disgusted. this is her “mourning”? SMH

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  33. Zee Brat | January 7, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    This is amaz– She’s ama– I’m amazed! She’s fucking ridiculous.

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  34. She's a nasty bitch | January 7, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Oh yeah; she’s DEFINITELY in mourning, as she poses for the camera & smiles like a whore getting paid. I so hate this cunt.

    Someone please shoot this attention whoring vietcong hooker. One in the head should do it…

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  35. fame whore hater | January 7, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    love how during her grieving process she was able to APPLY FAKE EYELASHES!!!! I cant wait till she ends up broke and friendless like she deserves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  36. Snatch flashing soon | January 7, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    She’s the asian slutney spears. Crazy as batshit; unable to understand simple things like “when you’re in mourning you’re supposed to be sad”. I expect snatch flashing & head shaving soon from this nasty twat…

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  37. Jon and Kate Plus Hate | January 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    How does anyone, male, female, or hermaphrodite, find this freakish, ghoulish, pus filled Chinese Leprechaun sexy enough to touch? much less let her lick your p-p place. Thank God the police took the dogs from her, who knows what kind of horrible sexual abuse they would have suffered before becoming Puppy Fried Riced or Moo Goo Dog Pan

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  38. V | January 7, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    @4

    …that is until her and Sam Cassell return to their home planet.

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  39. Walter | January 7, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    She is now wearing her official mourning black bra. I wonder how long her tits will be in mourning.

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  40. Steve | January 7, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    She and Tiger should get together.

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  41. californiaflame | January 7, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    God this whore is fucking revolting. RE. VOL. TING.

    Her level of whoreish pathetic-ness has officially surpassed all others. Someone break into this bitch’s house and put her out of our misery. Please.

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  42. californiaflame | January 7, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Also: BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.

    Superficial dude rocks.

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  43. Afonso | January 7, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    What the hell is that? Is that a house? She looks like she lives in a trailer park…

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  44. Paul Marco | January 7, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Why is it that everytime I see her I look back at my TV because I think “Full Metal Jacket” is playing on SPIKE TV.

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  45. cc | January 7, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    Little known fact that some leprechauns lead you to a pot of dung at the other end of the rainbow.

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  46. NFL Draft | January 7, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    be careful,dont drop from the tree, baby

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  47. don deezy von weezy | January 7, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    what a waste of perfectly good implants.

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  48. joselizette nj philly tri-state | January 7, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    you noe ROBOT to say id hit it,but then kill her or hit her over her head for not show remorse for her so called fiancee is cruel funny in a way but cruel funny the part of I’D hit it but then hit her etc.oh god you guys are loco
    RIP but i want to know did TILA try to help her AVOID/STAY OFF DRUG and alcohol
    if not then i blame her too sad a heiress rich future still at her 30S and old enough to know to stay OFF and out of a negative bad life,but yet NO ONE was able to sav
    ]her either way sad,and she can’t sagve herself either so more sadder,wow.

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  49. Automated Response | January 7, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    I WOULD BREAK HER ASS AND BUST A KNOT ON HER FACE.

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  50. joselizette nj philly tri-state | January 7, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    rob I AGREE
    lmfao and i agree on TIGER,is better for her lmfao she is disgusting chick,
    and NOT HOT SORRY A REGULAR CUTE LIL WOMAN NOTHIN BIG AT ALL Bout
    her but her EGO she is disgustin loser. no real life,thought she was hot please
    who can’t try TO BE SEXY not hard but REAL BEAUTY IS MORE HEIGHT MORE
    OF A EXOTIC BEAUTIFUL type look,sultry model tall lovely voluptous i prefer she is regular wit no hips lmfao no butt no teta that is real,she fake breast nothin is real lmfao,ONLY LAMES AND DESPERATE men think she is all that or desperate women,us REAL men know better .

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    JOSE N LIZETTE NJ TRI STATE PHILLY.

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