And Tila Tequila continues to beat the dead horse formerly known as Casey Johnson:
I can’t stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together…
If Casey Johnson truly is haunting Tila Tequila, I’m going to go out on a limb and assumed it’d be saying things along the lines of “Stop Twittering about me, troll with implants” or “Guess what. You still have herpes in the afterlife, so I’ll be over here knocking shit over in your kitchen while you’re trying to sleep.”
NOTE: Fox411 shoots down Tila’s bullshit claim that Casey was in a coma last night in case anyone needed more proof that Tila’s the world’s shadiest Smurf-ostitute.
Photos: WENN
HackSaw | January 5, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Elfin magic at work.
dgi | January 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm
wtf is wrong wit tila?
danny | January 5, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Thanks. The only pseudo-celeb I care less about than Tila Tequila is Casey Johnson & Johnson. (Although I love margaritas and frequently use baby oil.)
Csh907 | January 5, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Ok so I am super confused… when did the leprechaun get engaged to this chick? Wasn’t she already dating that big black dude that beat her ass this summer? I can’t keep up… she must be in some sort of super secret competition with Hayden Panettiere for the title of “World’s Greatest Midget Whore.”
Csh907 | January 5, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Ok so I am super confused… when did the leprechaun get engaged to this chick? Wasn’t she already dating that big black dude that beat her ass this summer? I can’t keep up… she must be in some sort of super secret competition with Hayden Panettiere for the title of “World’s Greatest Midget Whore.”
J | January 5, 2010 at 2:08 pm
In Tila’s world not Twittering = coma.
Jim | January 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm
A shame. Opponents of gay marriage were all set to change their views because of those two.
Kelley | January 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm
What an intelligent, useful-looking creature … everyone will forget about this by next week.
Carmen | January 5, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I’m having haunting visions of a heiresses’ nice, teacup sized breasts falling towards me, and my mouth is watering.
Duh | January 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm
“Haunting visions” doesn’t mean she’s seeing ghosts.
Kim | January 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Wow – pic #3. All that money, and she couldn’t buy a respectable body height. Must suck to be super rich, yet trapped in a pint sized body.
Mike Miller | January 5, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Tila just keeps getting more and more pathetic.
Name (required): | January 5, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Another talentless “hollywood whore” dead.
Who gives a fuck?
More of them need to die.
If your claim to fame is that daddy left you a bunch of money, I have no sympathy for you at all.
dude | January 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
that’s a dude.
Trust.
Tila found everything she wanted…a chick with a dick.
“Smurfostitute” made me laugh milk up thru my nose all over my probation officer.
Delgo | January 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Lets tweet about someone who died yesterday.
POW | January 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Another ugly good for nothing bites the dust. Man, she could have at least used some of that money to see a plastic surgeon about that face. Now I’m going to have nightmares.
Bosco | January 5, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Oh God why couldn’t you have taken Tila? WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!
blah | January 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Looks like the pot at the end of Tila’s Rainbow is full of Fail.
Fred | January 5, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Tila is fucking insane…
jubjub | January 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm
The wrong broad died; it should have been the Asian one with the giant fake knockers.
Kate Gosselin | January 5, 2010 at 2:56 pm
#20; do you mean Jon Gosselin?
Jade | January 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Next thing you know crazy ass Tila will say she is pregnant with Casey’s baby. Something that could only be possible to a loon like Tila. What a freak, please someone take that girls Twitter account away from her.
Miked | January 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Who is this dead whore?
enough | January 5, 2010 at 3:36 pm
enough with posting of this vapid tila whore. anybody dying is sad enough irregardless of the cause or age. I used to enjoy this site’s humor but lately all you focus on is wishful pseudo celebs. bring back the original superficial!
Armando | January 5, 2010 at 3:55 pm
I’m sorry to offend but imagine how much grace there could be in the world if skanks like Tila where just shot the moment they decided they’re 15 minutes were not enough.
God of Thunder | January 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Poor girl. Such an ugly individual.
#23. Miked. Your guess is as good as mine.
Boogeyman King Dong | January 5, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Da case of miss T and da flying vib?!
samael | January 5, 2010 at 5:16 pm
She looks like another coked-out anorexic. Sorry she’s dead but someone had to see this coming.
Deirdre B Pride | January 5, 2010 at 6:19 pm
The bytch is on some serious shyt.
Yeah...right | January 5, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Truly…if Tila cared for Casey she would be mourning in private and not milking it for all the publicity. It’s just plain disrespectful.
truth doctor | January 5, 2010 at 7:00 pm
lol “just beginning to spend the rest of our lives together”. Oh god, the irony!
Fred Garvin | January 5, 2010 at 7:09 pm
I can’t keep up with all the Amtrak numbers, so many wrecks occurring on a weekly basis
dffdf | January 5, 2010 at 9:11 pm
tila is just sad that her cash cow died before the knot was tied
valentines day gift ideas | January 5, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Tila is obsessed with some Tequila i guess to see such ghosts.
AZN Girls | January 5, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Tila is a psycho. I wouldn’t be surprised if she killed her just so she could get more stuff to write on twitter.
cc | January 5, 2010 at 11:45 pm
With any luck, we’ll all be seeing Tila’s ghost soon.
Annie Loves Anal | January 6, 2010 at 12:23 am
I’m sorry, but Americans are out of work (over 10 percent unemployment) and losing everything, simply because douche bags like Johnson & Johnson couldn’t watch their books and maybe ease up on the corporate bonuses, and we are supposed to feel sorry that this useless twat drowned in her own vomit? Give me a break. At least Tila is trying to make a buck off the whole thing, because don’t think those corporate shit bags wouldn’t if they didn’t have millions already!
Don’t get me wrong, I hate that little Cambodian greased up troll, but common, at least she’s displaying a little preliterate work ethic and mixing shit up. Power to the people!
Trick | January 6, 2010 at 1:59 am
Ok America this is what happens when you fuck with Vietnam. They kicked your ass in the war and just when you think shit is cool between you two they land their knockout punch.
Tila was their master plan after all. Bred in captivity in a secret facility in Nha Trang, she was smuggled in the ass of a courier pigeon to infect you lot with her retarded behavior and Herpes (obviously).
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 6, 2010 at 9:24 am
Weird coincidence: Did anybody see ROBOT CHICKEN this morning? It was the one where they make fun of Tilas dating show. Anyhow, Tila “falls in love” with one of the contestants (whose name she keeps pronouncing wrong) and he dies and then Tila is standing there screaming “Oh no! My true love is dead! Now I will have to find someone NEW to love ! So watch me in the next season of SHOT OF LOVE!” Damn. That was prophetic!
NFL Draft | January 6, 2010 at 8:35 pm
oh a enthusiastical kiss to who?? to me hehe
Tila'sNewSqueeze | January 7, 2010 at 3:06 am
I love it when people who have everything and every opportunity given to them by life and the genetic lottery still somehow manage to fuck up their lives. Good riddance to Casey Johnson. Darwin Award nominee for sure.
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D-chi | January 11, 2010 at 1:23 am
Tila may be kinda crazy, but the whole thing is just so sad.
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#38. Funny. What a sad life.
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