Tila Tequila is NOT pregnant. Yet.

So remember when Tila Tequila said she’s pregnant and a surrogate mother for her brother? She basically pulled that shit out of her leprechaun ass. For the most part. Us Magazine reports:

“I said I’m going to become a surrogate mother for my brother and his wife. That means I’m going to be pregnant. But the words ‘going to be’ didn’t fit,” she explained. (Twitter posts are limited to 140 characters.) “So I said ‘I’m pregnant.’ I’m not, but I’m going to be.”
She says she called her brother immediately after Tweeting — not before. “They’ve very country,” she explained, noting that he’s unaware of her Twitter feed. “They live in Texas and don’t get online. that’s why I just go crazy on the Internet because I know [my family’s] not watching.”

FERTILITY DOCTOR: And implantation is almost complete. Wait a minute. That can’t be right. The fetus is trying to crawl out. Oh, my God, it’s got a gun! It’s putting it in it’s mout- NOOOO!
TILA: Don’t worry about it. I just tweeted I’m having twins. Unprotected sex?
DOCTOR: A fetus just shot itself in your birth canal.
TILA: And?