Tila Tequila is goddamn retarded

December 4th, 2009 // 94 Comments

Because famewhoring is her oxygen, Tila Tequila decided today she’d champion the Internet meme spouted off by asshats that Rihanna has herpes which is why Chris Brown beat her. And why would Tila Tequila do this? Apparently in a radio interview this morning Rihanna was asked who she could “turn off” if she had a remote and mentioned Tila. Most likely because Tila – the same Asian leprechaun who nakedly demanded Shawne Merriman’s head on a pike – defended Chris Brown on her blog. Via The Examiner:

“NOTE TO CHRIS BROWN: I honestly think that you have paid your dues, and I’m definitely on TEAM CHRIS NOW! GO CHRIS! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR COMEBACK AND I FULLY SUPPORT YOU! You have admitted to what you did, and apologized numerous times, You have learned from your mistakes and I think people should really leave that in the past now and let you do your thing. TEAM CHRIS! Love ya baby! And Im glad we squased that beef we had! Love ya!”

Here’s an excerpt from Tila’s novel-length post today that I’m not going to link to because I hate myself for even writing her name:

So everyone, yes…..I heard from legit sources, that is the HUGE SECRET our prestine, perfect little Princess RiRi, the “IDOL” has been hiding from the media. A very close source of mine, who works in the same legal camp as Rihanna, has told me that the reason why Rihanna wasn’t speaking out about the CHRIS BROWN incident is because there was a catch 22 in it. Rihanna has herpes, and….well……I don’t wanna put anyone else on blast, but Rihanna has herpes and gave someone else herpes that she had slept with.
My sources are very legit, and they work in Rihanna’s legal camp, and that is how I know! SO RIHANNA HAS HERPES, STD’S & WAS SCARED TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT IT CUZ SHE DIDN’T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT SHE HAS HERPES AND INFECTED SOMEONE ELSE WITH IT! BAD RIHANNA!

Two things: 1. Is Tila Tequila seriously getting on a soapbox about the transmission of STDs? Tila Tequila. And 2. Does anyone actually believe she’s close to any type of “source” that isn’t the tip of a penis in front of a webcam? Of course, on the positive side of this ordeal, now Internet fuckheads can’t repeat the Rihanna herpes meme without legitimizing Tila Tequila in the process thereby effectively killing it. A fact I’m sure was completely lost on Tila as she defied the laws of sound by somehow writing in shrill.

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  2. slkj

    TILA TEQUILA IS AN ASIAN LEPRACHAUN… LOL

    SHES JUST A DIPSHIT WANNABE THATS ALL

  3. bmose

    So that’s two ugly bitches I wouldn’t fuck with a frogman’s outfit.

  4. Virrgodoll

    I heard the same thing that Rihanaa has Herpes, which she gave to Brown, I also heard that she sleeps with Jay z

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  6. giants

    kind of makes sense, riri never really came out and explained what happened, and if it was true Chris would never come out and say it because then everyone would know he has herpes. also, kind of explains why riri backed out of testifying and trying to convict chris, cuz if he ever got to desperate he could have blown the whistle on the whole thing, and pop starts with herpes dont really sell albums. if it is true it will probably come out if chris’ new album tanks, he will prob go on larry king and finally tell exactly what happened. BUT for now you are stupid of you believe a crazy slut who pulled a bloody object out of her va jay jay on webcam

  7. giants

    and for the record, jay z def banged riri he told me so

  8. ur momma

    @56 well said i wouldnt be surprised if its true but beleiving tila whatever is crazy, i will wait for some credible sources b4 i make up my mind but it does kind of make sense in a weird way

  9. seriously??? seriously?? TILA?? bwahahahahahahahahaha

    this b*tch has the nerve to say someone has an std? WHAT are you famous for again? oh yeah, whoring yourself out, nice.

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  10. Haywood Jablowmie

    I am going to allow these two to settle their dispute, over a drink with my penis.

  11. mike

    calling her a retard is really offensive and it makes you look like a 7th grader.

  12. abby

    I thought it was old news that riannah gave him an STD.

  13. SO RIGHT

    Both women are unattractive. Tila looks like a fly and Rhianna needs a stylist — stat. I believe Tila Tequila, for some odd reason, but I also think she might want to get herself a lawyer cuz she’s probably about to get sued.

  14. SO RIGHT

    Both women are unattractive. Tila looks like a fly and Rhianna needs a stylist — stat. I believe Tila Tequila, for some odd reason, but I also think she might want to get herself a lawyer cuz she’s probably about to get sued.

  15. SO RIGHT

    Both women are unattractive. Tila looks like a fly and Rhianna needs a stylist — stat. I believe Tila Tequila, for some odd reason, but I also think she might want to get herself a lawyer cuz she’s probably about to get sued.

  16. Saint_Dante

    Wow, Tila’s gonna go pull that shit? Lmao she’s got some balls– they just happened to always be in her mouth. Lol seriously though, she’s gonna say shit like this, when freaking Jared Leto from 30 Seconds to Mars has admitted Tila did the same fucking thing to him. Lmao just makes me despise tila even more. In the immortal words of Benjamin Franklin: “Fuck that Bitch”.

  17. Marisol

    I believe Rihanna has Herpes. She seem to always have been a lose whore from a young age.

    Why does Elin get off free for beating Tiger with a gofe clud and that was OK!

  18. meee

    @ 66 – “Lmao she’s got some balls– they just happened to always be in her mouth”

    hahaha. that was nice.

    anyway, i pretty much want both of these people gone, but tila WAY more than rihanna.

  19. Gando

    Miss T has way to much time.She should do something.

  20. Boogeyman King Dong

    I’d tap that ass.Is she tryna offering that ass?!

  21. Darth

    @70
    You can tell that she would love to have sumthing to scratch that itchy ass.

  22. jodi

    tila is a dumb cunt…who cant sing….cant act…and is mad that she looks like a bobble head doll!…her source is prob the same guy who gave her herpies….take ur little midget bisexual wanna be ass somewhere else and spout ur bullshit there…cuz no one likes you…except for littlenerds who masterbate to ur nude photos u whore!

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  26. cfdgdfdfrfdfgfdfgdtdfgfdf

    Tila did porn before she started doing uh whatever it is that she even does? If she truly doesn’t have some sort of VD, it’s by pure luck of the draw.

    But Rihanna is a nasty bitch. Just look at her, she is not a nice lady, and in interviews she says the most condescending things. For someone who would be nothing had Jay-Z not decided to turn her into his new cash cow, she’d be selling souvenirs back home in Barbados.

    Her and Kanye are Jay-Z’s disgusting little puppets designed to further destroy their own race by encouraging spending money on overpriced trinkets and shit. Not too long ago there was article about how Rihanna is flat broke, yet look at this ridiculous garb she’s always in. It’s appalling.

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    37. rumpelstilskin, it’s only defamation if Rihanna can prove that she doesn’t have herpes, lol. Which I guarantee you she can’t. No one in Hollywood can do that…

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  29. “Tila Tequila” has worn what type of an outfit? I mean it has openings on both the sides. She has lost it on this dress I must say. :)

  30. FACE

    What a useless beech

  31. Tina

    I freaking HATE rihanna! I can’t stand her and I think she sucks! He music is even worse… I don’t agree with what Chris Brown did, but at least he can make good hits… Everyone just feels bad for rihanna which is exactly WHY she went public about everything– for attention… Most NORMAL people, would keep it private!

  32. Tina

    I freaking HATE rihanna! I can’t stand her and I think she sucks! He music is even worse… I don’t agree with what Chris Brown did, but at least he can make good hits… Everyone just feels bad for rihanna which is exactly WHY she went public about everything– for attention… Most NORMAL people, would keep it private!

  33. Tina

    I freaking HATE rihanna! I can’t stand her and I think she sucks! He music is even worse… I don’t agree with what Chris Brown did, but at least he can make good hits… Everyone just feels bad for rihanna which is exactly WHY she went public about everything– for attention… Most NORMAL people, would keep it private!

  34. LoliLoli

    Damn you’re dumb #83. If a woman is in an abusive relationship, she shouldn’t keep it private, she should get HELP. I give Rihanna props for speaking out and telling her young fans if they are in an abusive relationship, don’t go back to the motherfucker. That outfit and hairstyle is ugly as fuck though.

    And Tila Tequila, where to begin. This bottom feeding trashy piece of shit has no right to talk shit about anyone. She’s famous for taking her clothes off then gets upset when a nude video comes out. What?! Then her dumb ass goes on to voice her support for a woman beater after she claims her boyfriend beat her up. So she broke up with this guy not too long ago and now she claims she’s fully lesbian and is marrying a woman. This bitch needs a psychiatric evaluation and a lesson in not using up all your tricks and lies in one short swoop.

  35. BrandySweetie

    GIVE ME A BREAK. ALL THE WHITE TRASHY WHORES IN THE MEDIA AND YOU ARE GOING TO TRY TO TALK ABOUT RIHANNA. She if gorgeous and i doubt that she has anything. NAME ONE WHITE PERSON IN THE MEDIA WHO ISN’T TRASHY. HAHAHAHA, you cant. WHITE people always talk about others but never see thier own sh**

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  38. mike

    just because Tila does amazingly stupid things doesn’t mean you need to call her retarded. It’s insulting to people living with special needs to have to hear the word retard or retarded. Just not right to use that slur.

  39. The Elect

    Tila Tequila has been on the witchhunt towards against people of color entertainers since she got her ass beat by a football. She needs to go somewhere try to produce a decent hit record and stop sucking so much dick and pussy.

  40. The Elect

    Tila Tequila has been on the witchhunt towards against people of color entertainers since she got her ass beat by a football baller. She needs to go somewhere try to produce a decent hit record and stop sucking so much dick and pussy.

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  42. She’s so hot it’s painful….

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