Because famewhoring is her oxygen, Tila Tequila decided today she’d champion the Internet meme spouted off by asshats that Rihanna has herpes which is why Chris Brown beat her. And why would Tila Tequila do this? Apparently in a radio interview this morning Rihanna was asked who she could “turn off” if she had a remote and mentioned Tila. Most likely because Tila – the same Asian leprechaun who nakedly demanded Shawne Merriman’s head on a pike – defended Chris Brown on her blog. Via The Examiner:
“NOTE TO CHRIS BROWN: I honestly think that you have paid your dues, and I’m definitely on TEAM CHRIS NOW! GO CHRIS! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR COMEBACK AND I FULLY SUPPORT YOU! You have admitted to what you did, and apologized numerous times, You have learned from your mistakes and I think people should really leave that in the past now and let you do your thing. TEAM CHRIS! Love ya baby! And Im glad we squased that beef we had! Love ya!”
Here’s an excerpt from Tila’s novel-length post today that I’m not going to link to because I hate myself for even writing her name:
So everyone, yes…..I heard from legit sources, that is the HUGE SECRET our prestine, perfect little Princess RiRi, the “IDOL” has been hiding from the media. A very close source of mine, who works in the same legal camp as Rihanna, has told me that the reason why Rihanna wasn’t speaking out about the CHRIS BROWN incident is because there was a catch 22 in it. Rihanna has herpes, and….well……I don’t wanna put anyone else on blast, but Rihanna has herpes and gave someone else herpes that she had slept with.
My sources are very legit, and they work in Rihanna’s legal camp, and that is how I know! SO RIHANNA HAS HERPES, STD’S & WAS SCARED TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT IT CUZ SHE DIDN’T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT SHE HAS HERPES AND INFECTED SOMEONE ELSE WITH IT! BAD RIHANNA!
Two things: 1. Is Tila Tequila seriously getting on a soapbox about the transmission of STDs? Tila Tequila. And 2. Does anyone actually believe she’s close to any type of “source” that isn’t the tip of a penis in front of a webcam? Of course, on the positive side of this ordeal, now Internet fuckheads can’t repeat the Rihanna herpes meme without legitimizing Tila Tequila in the process thereby effectively killing it. A fact I’m sure was completely lost on Tila as she defied the laws of sound by somehow writing in shrill.
HA! | December 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm
First? hahahahaha
Que | December 4, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Que preach to choir.
timbo | December 4, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I just assumed that everyone in Hollywood had at least one STD, so this isn’t really news to me.
I also assumed that Tila has more STDs than Paris.
Jamie | December 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Tila is a stupid cunt and she needs to GO AWAY
can she spell hypocrite? | December 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I take no stand on Rihanna/Chris Brown, but I’d love to see someone take up Shawn’s side and see how Tila reacts. Isn’t she supposedly railing against domestic violence of her own, and then comes out in support of an admitted abuser? Has she done so much meth that she can’t even remember what side of the fence she’s squatted on?
xxx | December 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I actually heard the same thing, that Rihanna had contracted herpes from another rap star. Heard that one when it originally happened from soneone that lives in LA.
However, Tila is still a disgusting ho that probably has every std/hepatitis known to mankind.
kels | December 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm
THIS NASTY MIDJEST ASIAN LOOKING TROLL IS JUST JEALOUS OF RIHANNA. WHAT IS IT WITH FUGLY LOOKING ASIANS SEEKING ATTENTION? JON GOSSELIN, NOW THIS ONE.
teamjubal.com | December 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm
My goal in life is to acquire STD’s from all affected celebrities, Tila better not be lying because herpes one of the few I have left.
caljenna | December 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Maybe these “sources” can teach the little leprechasian how to spell….
VanDammit | December 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Wait… is Tila for or against domestic abuse… can’t remember…
My sister gave me a cold sore once, so I took left pinky finger. Made a necklace out of it.
Bloggista | December 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm
You declined to mention that Rihanna didn’t just “mention” Tila. Rihanna dissed Tila as well as Tiffany Evans whom she called “the most annoying person” and who also happens to be a minor at 17. Rihanna, at almost 22 years old, making such comments about a minor is rather sad and classless.
However, Tila’s reaction was over the top and immature and it effectively called attention away from Rihanna’s rather bitchy snipe at her. Rihanna, yet again, will benefit from a spike in record sails as a result of sympathy for her. Rihanna should send Tila some flowers of gratitude because Rihanna has been desperately trying to drum up controversy to save her flopping album for weeks, Tila finally gave her it.
Bloggista | December 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
sales*
What a whore | December 4, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Press Release – For Immediate Release.
“The Los Angeles Department of Health today initiated an all points bulletin, to be on the lookout for one Tila Nguyen, otherwise known as “Tila Tequila”. Ms. Nguyen is carrying a severely infectious form of throat Syphilllis, which she apparently contracted from giving blowjobs to random johns in back alleys for rent money. If you see her, please contact the Los Angeles Police Department, as they will have to call out a HAZMAT team to deal with her infectious condition”.
JADE | December 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Wow really Tila, “RiRi” has more class in her herpe sore than you do in your 3 ft midget body. Don’t go away mad girl just go away.
Bean | December 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm
1 in 4 adults in America have some form of Herpes. I’m pretty sure Tila doesn’t qualify as that 1.
Jeremy | December 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm
We men are pathetic. We make fun of Tiger Woods for shelling out millions for mistresses and a sham marriage yet we still seek out chicks known to have herpes in order to have sex. Do you think Rihanna is lacking sex partners?
Sam Kinison had it right.
WOWW | December 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm
i hope this ignorant peon gets the man of her dreams and starts going out with chris brown and he fucking lights her face up too. what a surprise that the midget who beat up her boyfriend (and luckily he was smart enough to not retaliate because then he would be the bad guy) is defending the midget who beat up his girlfriend. hopefully they have dinner and somehow there car dives off a cliff by itself when they leave. what a joke
ohman | December 4, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Herpes in men turns to prostate cancer later.sucks.
Sport | December 4, 2009 at 3:40 pm
both are skanky media whores.
whatanidiot | December 4, 2009 at 3:43 pm
if tila tequila hoped to garner any kind of sympathy from being beaten by shawn merriman or whoever, she lost it. what an f-ing idiot!!! i’m not buying the story, but in the slight chance that it’s true the beating she received is in no way justified. i actually feel bad for tila, because it’s clear she has serious mental health issues.
whatanidiot | December 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm
if tila tequila hoped to garner any kind of sympathy from being beaten by shawn merriman or whoever, she lost it. what an f-ing idiot!!! i’m not buying the story, but in the slight chance that it’s true the beating rihanna received is in no way justified. i actually feel bad for tila, because it’s clear she has serious mental health issues.
wow | December 4, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@11 I thought Bloggista was the stupidest thing ever, but your post almost topped it. GG!
lissa | December 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm
TT is a media whore, with absolutely no class, and no skills except for looking hot, which plenty of girls in the world are. On top of that she is an absolute idiot, as Rhianna has come out and talked to several media members about the incident. Seriously, if I had to guess who had Herpes here, I would think it’s TT over Rhianna, and if I was Rhianna with her money and power and fame, I would sue that little midget’s ass off for everything she’s ever made by becoming famous for acting like a whore. Send her back to the slum where she belongs!
Ebony Girl Cams | December 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Whoop her ass Rihanna!
Rough's wood never sinned! | December 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Look man, I dont care whos up to Bitchcraft just give me my daily dose of nip/clit slip…
Its a giving, chasing fame and fortune in the age of Jerry Springer in Hollywood to have some type of dormant crab…
Kristin | December 4, 2009 at 4:21 pm
they both have herpes
WatchTVShows | December 4, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Nice ass
Sue her stupid slutty ass | December 4, 2009 at 4:52 pm
tila “I’m a fucking attention whoring retard & play with my tampon string between my legs while being filmed online” tequila IS a moron. She’s opened herself up to a massive libel & slander lawsuit; idiot rihanna can sue her, and she’d win.
Little asian whore midget just lost ANY sympathy she had for her case. It’s obvious that she lied about her ex, given that she’s supporting someone who supposedly did the very thing she’s suing her ex for. What I’d like to see is Shawn Merriman sue her for libel, slander & filing a false police report, and rihanna sue her for slander, libel & having the brain of a peanut. Stupid little bitch…
Suni @ Nethideaway | December 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Tila is just nasty…
Lux | December 4, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Trashy. Who cares if she has herpes? A lot of people do. What do you think a cold sore is?
Danklin24 | December 4, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Didnt this little famewhore just imply that Chris Brown also has herpes? Way to go Tila.
Dan | December 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Perhaps it’s time for some celebrity MMA? These two would be great to start!
Dong Show | December 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
who f-ing cares?! rihanna could give me herpes, malaria, and ebola and i would still be thrilled to drink her bath water.
whatthe | December 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Aw, Tila’s jealous that Rihanna is much hotter than her midget ass.
And it’s common knowledge that Tila has herpes, warts, and everything else.
bezz | December 4, 2009 at 6:39 pm
man please who gives a fuck about sum ugky asian dwarfs opinion … fuck off tila eww
whatthe | December 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm
And why is Tila famous anyways? She has no talent, and is basically an
ugly Asian midget with breast implants with the intelligence of a bucket
of hair.
rumpelstilskin | December 4, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Wow. Dont these celebutards have people advising them? If Tila did really put that on her website she screwed herself. Get ready for the lawsuit. Making statements that people have stds and publishing it is a tort in most states. Rihana has an a pretty clear cut libel case of defamation per se. Have a nice day paying the legal fees Tila.
Turd da Third | December 4, 2009 at 8:19 pm
just gross………………
barbie ! | December 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm
she’s a whore . period point blank . wtf does she look like preaching about diseases . having a reality show when you’re making and doing god knows what with them when the camera is turned off is a damn good way to contract alot of fucking diseases ! and she doesn’t even make it a secret that she’s a whore !
barbie ! | December 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm
she’s a whore . period point blank . wtf does she look like preaching about diseases . having a reality show when you’re making and doing god knows what with them when the camera is turned off is a damn good way to contract alot of fucking diseases ! and she doesn’t even make it a secret that she’s a whore !
barbie ! | December 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm
she’s a whore . period point blank . wtf does she look like preaching about diseases . having a reality show when you’re making and doing god knows what with them when the camera is turned off is a damn good way to contract alot of fucking diseases ! and she doesn’t even make it a secret that she’s a whore !
blah | December 4, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Why would it matter if she had an STD or not? Would that make Rhianna’s black eye any less of a battery?
Narcissist | December 4, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Did Rhianna borrow that clown suit from Kanyes skank?
juliussartine | December 5, 2009 at 12:35 am
That look nice to see Rihanna with that pretty dress.
Blech | December 5, 2009 at 1:09 am
Buh-bye, Tila. Hope you’ve enjoyed your fifteen minutes of fame, honey!
tom | December 5, 2009 at 1:41 am
Tila T is two years away from being found dead in a carry on bag left on the luggage carousel at LAX.
takethecake | December 5, 2009 at 3:16 am
She makes me ashamed to be Vietnamese. God, so uneducated I could cry…
gö?üs esteti?i | December 5, 2009 at 4:49 am
just a media whore..
Lilly | December 5, 2009 at 6:13 am
She’s starting to top Heidi & Spencer for the most pitiful attention-whore awards.
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