Tila Tequila ditches Uncle Fester, back to chicks

April 24th, 2009 // 60 Comments
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Apparently it’s Return to the Vagina Day on The Superficial. (Frankly, I never quit the stuff.) This time around it’s Tila Tequila who was dating Billy Corgan but that non-surprisingly sent her right back to the lady bosom. Then again, I’m impressed she didn’t swear off humans altogether. If pics popped up of Tila humping a giraffe at a nightclub, I’d just nod my head as if to say “You earned it, lady. You earned it.”

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Comments (60)

  1. timmy the dying boy | April 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    first?

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  2. NipTuck | April 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    and I care…..never.

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  3. Timmy the alive boy | April 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    She is so fake.

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  4. Rankor | April 24, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    BUTTER face. she looks like an alien.

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  5. Kristin | April 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    lame ass’ right boot is ripped in the back. holler

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  6. timmy the dying boy | April 24, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    And, God, I wish I knew why this waste of oxygen is famous.

    Sorry, I would have mentioned this earlier, but I’m a really slow typist.

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  7. Objection sustained | April 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    I don’t get it either.

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  8. Objection sustained | April 24, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    I would like to add, for the record, that Asian chicks look extremely weird with blonde hair.

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  9. Blah Girls! | April 24, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Ummm WTF? She was dating Billy Corgan? Ewwwww!!

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  10. sam | April 24, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Fuck you all, i think she’s hot…You F’ing haters..

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  11. kels | April 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    when will all asians learn to accept their uglyness? they all seem to try hard to suppress their asian(ness). be proud of your round flat heads and chinky eyes.

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  12. kels | April 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    when will all asians learn to accept their uglyness? they all seem to try hard to suppress their asian(ness). be proud of your round flat heads and chinky eyes.

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  13. Photoshop Police | April 24, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    is there some fake lesbian calendar of events cycle that these people are using?

    break up, get back together, fight, drink, do blow, fight, break up, go straight for 2 weeks, make up with your gf, fight, etc.

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  14. Enorme Nuez | April 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    What is this woman famous for? Having the most MySpace friends? Seriously why is this news? Three questions, one answer: “Being a whore.”

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  15. jjdaddyo | April 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Me love her long time.
    HA!
    Bet I am the first person to make that joke, ever!

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  16. Grobpilot | April 24, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    #10: Why use the work “fuck”, but don’t spell out “fucking”? Most likely, you’re just a bit confused (much like being confused about your sexuality).

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  17. JPRichardson | April 24, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    I would pay $100 bucks to see those two doing nasty things to each other. Probably even $110.

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  18. JPRichardson | April 24, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    She has a very hot body, anyway.

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  19. Drinking Games | April 24, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    #17: $111 going once…

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  20. Fuck U | April 24, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    If I could put a plastic bag over the bitchs’ face…I’d hit it.

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  21. Darth | April 24, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    She looks familiar,but who or what is this creature?

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  22. Gando | April 24, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    Is this a cross between a Bonobo and two coconuts?

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  23. Rhialto | April 24, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Where’s Darth? And who’s that chick?

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  24. White Gurl | April 24, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Ohhhhh Tila, she’ll do ANYTHING to keep her remaining 5 seconds of fame going.

    http://whitegirlwithass.blogspot.com/

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  25. Darth | April 24, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    I don’t remember her anymore but i’d remember her dog! Whoof!

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  26. Nero | April 24, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    where did the dog left its tooth print?

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  27. paul | April 24, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    when are tila tequila and lindsay lohan gonna hook up and a make a tape? i wanna see that more than the david letterman wants to see LC’s

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  28. Chris | April 24, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Something is fishy about this….

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  29. paul | April 24, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    i forgot to say i was kidding about wanting to watch a tila/lindsay sex tape…there would be more boobs and ribs there than at a white trash bbq

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  30. Idiots galore | April 24, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Hey #12 Kels

    When will racists and bigots learn that generalizing is a tell-tale sign of being poorly educated? And when will you people learn that racism actually puts racial interactions back into the social narrative? The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. Way to go, Slave. Go ahead and fester in your resentment; you’re so busy trying to prove your superiority that you get nothing done.

    Why don’t you grow some, move out of your little town, and travel the world a bit? Might do you some good…

    Tila is disgusting.

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  31. Joejam2845 | April 24, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Jeze this chick is Popular I never heard of her!

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  32. Rex | April 24, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    She’s famous because someone wrote a script that got her a lot of myspace friends. Good timing and good programming.

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  33. Mr. Obvious | April 24, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    Pretty….nope.

    Fake boobs….yes.

    Knows her way in the bedroom…probably.

    = Mostly do-able.

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  34. k | April 24, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    BUTTERFACE.

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  35. gerard Vandenberg | April 25, 2009 at 12:47 am

    surprise: NAIVE AMERICA IS STILL BELIEVING THE STORY, folks!!

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  36. Joe | April 25, 2009 at 12:47 am

    There are definitely plenty of gay men that women find attractive. Well, some women – mostly the ones who are afraid of sex. They find the softness of the gay men attractive. Zac Efron, for example – young girls who are interested in guys but deathly anxious about actually having intercourse find him irresistible because he’s so non-threatening.

    But lesbians…no such luck. The real ones, at least, are unattractive to begin with, and lesbian because they were abused, so they think their own bodies are ugly and take pains to make them uglier (example: Ronson). Fake ones like Tila and Lindsay are just annoying. If all of them – real and fake – were killed this night, there would be nearly zero loss to hetero guys in terms of pokeworthy holes.

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  37. salawhite | April 25, 2009 at 3:06 am

    Recently I found a hot club — SeekingTall . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.

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  38. Darth | April 25, 2009 at 4:48 am

    Hello!

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  39. BobbyKnobby | April 25, 2009 at 9:06 am

    I want to punch this gook cunt in her round face.

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  40. the world according to ROUGH! | April 25, 2009 at 9:35 am

    I thought Asians are suppose to be small, cute, natural, innocent looking and naughty in their own respective little ways…This girl sponge human fluids like rice wine…

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  41. new school old school | April 25, 2009 at 10:58 am

    i thought they had some tv show where she was supposed to find her true love

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  42. salawhite | April 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Recently I found a very hot club — SeekingTall . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.

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  43. Famous Plastic | April 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    So you are automatically dating whomever is standing closest to you when your picture is taken? Interesting…

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  44. Frees My tivo up | April 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    WAIT! so is this a spoiler? DId she NOT find love on the MTV reality show?? I’m right on the last episode.

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  45. smarg | April 25, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    She is one really ugly slopehead. Eew.

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  46. yo | April 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    hot body, wierd face.

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  47. que dre | April 25, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Orientals so like to emphasize their eyes and point out to westerners that they’ve got a double-lidded eye architecture.

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  48. DeeplySuperficialGal | April 25, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Well, the month has an “R” in it which means it’s the right time for eating shellfish.

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  49. rtp | April 25, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Tila cochina?

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  50. lovekicks | April 25, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    who cares if she’s asian or not.
    she’s ugly, big whoop. not all asians are.
    you racists disgust me.

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