Tila Tequila ditches Uncle Fester, back to chicks

The Superficial / April 24, 2009

Apparently it’s Return to the Vagina Day on The Superficial. (Frankly, I never quit the stuff.) This time around it’s Tila Tequila who was dating Billy Corgan but that non-surprisingly sent her right back to the lady bosom. Then again, I’m impressed she didn’t swear off humans altogether. If pics popped up of Tila humping a giraffe at a nightclub, I’d just nod my head as if to say “You earned it, lady. You earned it.”