Tila Tequila has announced on her blog that she’s addicted to “prescription pills” (Ambien, apparently) except it’s all just an calculated excuse to star on the new season Celebrity Rehab. Here’s Tila trying to sell how genuine her addiction is only to turn around and basically reveal VH1 offered her own show if she pretends to be a tiny little addict. Those Joe Francis mentoring sessions are really paying off:
So all you haters, who keeps saying mean shit, hiding behing your laptop and talking shit about me, not because you actually care, but you’re just being a cyber bully! So now that I’m actually getting help, and that takaes a lot of courage, and I know my TILA ARMY will support me through this journey and continue to support me….. but what will you haters do now? I’m finally getting help, shouldn’t you people support those who can finally admit that they have a problem? NOPE! So haters, just shut you’re mouths. SAY IT TO ME IN PERSON AND IT’S A DIFFERENT STORY!! But for now, all you loser haters can sit and hide behind your computer on your fat lazy asses not doing anything with you’re life besides stalking me and bashing my fans. Haters, if I CAN ADMIT THAT I NEED HELP, MAYBE IT’S TIME FOR YOU TOO, ADMITTING THAT YOU NEED HELP FOR CYBERBULLYING PEOPLE AND STALKING THEM 247!
With that said our OMG sources found out that if I do well on “CELEBRITY REHAB” and continue to stay sober, that VH1 May pick up my OWN SPIN OFF SHOW ABOUT MY LIFE SOBER NOW AND HOW I CAN HANDLE BEING A MOGUL, AND STILL TRY TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! IT’s gong to be very raw and real.
To fully illustrate the depths of Tila’s attention-whoring, if someone told her she could be on TV if she sprouted a penis, she’d be out back hosing her clit with Miracle-Gro faster than you could say “Why does it smell like shamrocks and teriyaki in here?” True story.
If there is a God up in heaven, This chick will overdose.
Fake attention whoring with addictions what I thought when I actually read about her being on the show this morning. What is a layer. I still remember the day when he comes back like it was Nguyen, took off his clothes and kept her mouth shut.
Goddamn attention-grubbing, illiterate dumpster of a girl. I love it when aging whores like Tila finally recognize the cold boner of Father Time rubbing up against their gaping, overworked buttholes, then cook up some bullshit “addiction” (Ambien? Fuck off.), sex tape, or other exaggerated/fabricated personal issue in a desperate attempt to dig their gnarled hag-claws into even the dimmest sliver of spotlight.
LEAVE TILA ALONE
at least she have the balls to do whatever she wants ! She s not ugly, she s weird… she s fun.. IF you hate her, why do you spend your precious time writing shit about someone you don t like ?? YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER AND ATTENTION WHORE ! TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FROM SOMEONE YOU “HATE” hahahahahahahaaahahaha you twats make me laugh ! She s addicted to prescription pills, and so what ? is not the end of the world ! At least she admit it and try to fix her issues, you losers are addicted to trashing and gossips about people you ll never in your miserable, nobody fat ass life ever get close to ! Who s the bigger loser here ? A) The crazy bitch with blond hair that s working hard to earn some money and fame, or B ) the nobodies that waste their time in a website about gossips trashing a crazy bitch ?
LMFAO ….. I SAY B !!!!! GO TILA GO !!! YOU CAN DO IT ::::: I LOVEEEEE YOU YOU LL GET BETTER SOON SWEETHEART ! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Maybe if we send her to Afghanistan as a gift to Bin Laden he’ll stop trying to kill us.
sexy
Dang, she even has a speech impediment when she types.
I would plow that into next Thursday!
beauful gril
nice gril
See you soon
@54
Heya TILA we know it’s YOU, you onion headed, no talented, 15 minutes were up 40 years ago, attention seeking skankbag. So when is the baby due bitch? Oh that’s right..you’re NOT pregnant, you just said THAT shit to get some more attention. So NOW you’re on drugs huh? Well if you REALLY want some attention..go KILL YOURSELF…not like we’ll actually miss you :)
What a shocker!
This malignant little goblin is no doubt adedicted to many many substances.
I wonder what advantage she thinks this claim gives her?
By the way, how is her pregnancy coming along?
What a shocker!
This malignant little goblin is no doubt adedicted to many many substances.
I wonder what advantage she thinks this claim gives her?
By the way, how is her pregnancy coming along?
What a shocker!
This malignant little goblin is no doubt adedicted to many many substances.
I wonder what advantage she thinks this claim gives her?
By the way, how is her pregnancy coming along?
You know, there are times when fans sincerely defend people they like. Other times, there are people who pretend to be someone else by using another name… but Jeeeee$uuuuu$ Chriiiii$t, comment #54 can´t possibly be anyone else other than Tila Tequila. Apparently she´s so dense and uncreative that she couldn´t even alter the aesthetic of her typed message, even slightly, in order to convince anyone that she didn´t actually post comment #54 herself.
Tila, you are yet another prime example (Along with all your cohorts) of the absolute depths of worthlessness the human race has sunken into. Your short-lived fame can´t possibly compensate for the vast emptiness your so-called “life” is comprised of. Just because you´re pushed into peoples´ faces by the media, doesn´t mean you´re anyone worth knowing. I´m going to eat lunch in a few minutes, and my favorite, beautiful, 20-something Colombian waitress is going to serve me. She´s living a much more respectable life than you, and anyone with a sex drive would prefer her over you immediately. I´ll be flying to Bolivia soon, where I´ll meet up with several South American beauties who I´m proud to call my friends, and I´m working my way, legitimately and respectably, to a future with a 21 year old Paraguayan i met last year, who is without a doubt the most insanely gorgeous woman I´ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. Actually, I´ve met $50 call-girls working in the nightclubs of 3rd world countries that are more beautiful and interesting than you, Tila. Do i hate you? Most definitely not. Do i pity you? Oh yeah… because you´ll never experience pure, simple joy. Though you´ll never read or hear of them, people the world over are living greater, bigger lives than you could ever hope to achieve.
Sincerely,
PostmortemG
@66 you re a fat bald pig paying for sex and you think you re better than tila ? The only thing you can get is poor third world bitches that would suck whatever dick they can get for a couple of pesos LMFAO… No matter what you haters say about tila, she s having more fun than any of you, she s on stage, doing what she likes what are you doing guys ? Experience joy and fullfilment in “the superficial” website ? Trashing someone you don t know saying, oh she s a whore, she s not creative, blah blah blah !… YOu re even more pathetic than her, you pay attention to someone you re supposed to hate ! Why don t you all go outside, get a life and stop paying attention to that person you hate so much ??? LOL …
Is she white or Asian? I forgot.
beautiful !
I like here !
thank you for sharing ! beautiful gril !
beautiful gril i like
“@66 you re a fat bald pig paying for sex and you think you re better than tila ?”
Apparently you equate “met” with “fucked”, so i can only assume that´s how your common relations with people go. As for my appearance? You´ve never seen me, you´ll never see, and you´ll never know. If you´re actually one of Tila´s ´fans´ (Oh Je$u$ Chri$t), I´ll feel free to assume the worst about how *YOU* actually look like, since one can only assume the worst when dealing with someone so beaten and destroyed, that he/she actually looks up to Tila Tequila. And if this is still Tila defending herself, well then, the world will continue to laugh at you until your long overdue demise.
Sincerely,
PostmortemG
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Looks like she was made up by a mortician.