Tila Tequila is a leprechaun

January 11th, 2008 // 181 Comments

Tila Tequila dropped her phone while leaving the Golden Globes Silverspoon gift bag event in West Hollywood yesterday. Fortunately her male assistant was there to pick it up while she squealed in a voice that only dogs and mice can hear. I also love how Tila Tequila’s wears lingerie for a shirt. She’s like a sexy leprechaun you can put in your pocket. Which I would then send her through the wash. I have no idea where she’s been. At her height, it could be a plethora of tiny, gross places. Like Frankie Muniz’s house.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. Who Cares

    Wow, it’s nice to know this is what White Trash Americans do on their spare time besides being couch patatoes, sucking on patato chips, and watching rodeos on their little 1980s television that they probably stole from Wal-mart. Oh well, call Tila what you want, but she’s getting air time and making millions while you morons are still feeding off roadkill. YEE HAW to that.

  2. jill

    OKAY FIRST OF ALL, HER BEING AN ASIAN DOESNT MEAN SHE’S A SLUT.SECONDLY, NOT ALL ASIANS ARE UGLY AND “MIDGET-LIKE”. WHATEVER SOME GUY AT THE TOP SAIID, THAT LOW IQ GUY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HE CANT BLAME SOME PEOPLE FINDING ASIANS ATTRACTIVEE. DUDEEE WHATEVER RACE YOU ARE i BET YOUR SO DAMN UGLYY TO EVEN GET A GURL YOUR OWN RACE. SO WHO CAN BLAME OTTHERS FOR LIKING ASIANS? THEYREEEE HAWWWT!

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  4. OK u people need to stop haten on Tila and asians. I luv asian women. I have an asian girlfriend n not afraid to tell.

    SO U POEPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT ASIANS WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

  5. OK u people really need to stop haten on Tila and asian women. Theres nothin wrong with Tila shes a beautiful lady. I have an asian girlfriend n not afraid to tell.

    SO U ALL NEED 2 SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT TILA N ASIAN WOMEN!!!!

    There human just like us.

  6. that skirt makes me want to do her sideways, upside down, inside out………enough said.

  7. Hiropon

    I am an Asian female and she’s the ugliest Asian-white mixed I;ve ever seen. I am saying this because if I say that Tila tequila is UGLY then people always think I am a non-asian racist or something. She’s a degrading and UGLY!!! representation of asian females in US. Ordinary girls from my ethinicity look way better than her ugly square-shaped face. She looks rather like those male-order prostitutes from southeast asian countries.

  8. Hiropon

    I am an Asian female and she’s the ugliest Asian-white mixed I;ve ever seen. I am saying this because if I say that Tila tequila is UGLY then people always think I am a non-asian racist or something. She’s a degrading and UGLY!!! representation of asian females in US. Ordinary girls from my ethinicity look way better than her ugly square-shaped face. She looks rather like those male-order prostitutes from southeast asian countries.

  9. Hey Hiropon i can tell that u r a good lookin asian female

  10. Hey Hiropon i can tell that u r a good lookin asian female

  11. she is not attractice..

  12. madpen

    only in a world as F#%ked as this can some one like her be called a celb with a stright face. I have seen her show and heard what she calls “singing” I am not impressed but what does hold my attention and awe is how this Zero of a human stain can remain in the limelight for as long as she has and still grow in popularity, she seems just as fake on the inside as she is on the outside and this has nothing to do with her being asian I love asian woman. This girl is just trash with a pulse and just looking a her I feel like can catch a STD.

  13. much sugar or …. I do not believe .. ):):)):)

  14. beautiful girl .. very sweat

  15. crazy girl. very nice. very candy.

  16. women’s clothing, but not so super nice ..

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  19. Hi,
    She also looks like she forgot to look in the mirror before she left the house

  20. Although the colour green is more related to leprechauns,she’s a leprechaun in this way.She’s going to find that pot of gold near the rainbow (if she didn’t already).

  21. eh

    Either I’m going crazy or these pictures have been around a lot longer than you’re making it seem. I’ve even had the main one saved to my laptop for a while to scare friends with.

  22. be gin, but this beauty will hit people .. I was der:): P

  23. dwarf, but the body is not bad ..

  24. bit

    Is this Japanese lady? no moron lady perfect body :)

  25. Even Amy Winehouse is way prettier and hotter than this constipated looking ugly as hell chick.

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