Tila Tequila dropped her phone while leaving the Golden Globes Silverspoon gift bag event in West Hollywood yesterday. Fortunately her male assistant was there to pick it up while she squealed in a voice that only dogs and mice can hear. I also love how Tila Tequila’s wears lingerie for a shirt. She’s like a sexy leprechaun you can put in your pocket. Which I would then send her through the wash. I have no idea where she’s been. At her height, it could be a plethora of tiny, gross places. Like Frankie Muniz’s house.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
PunkA | January 11, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Midget.
She should do porn. Midget Porn is huge now. Get it?? HUGE!!!
Rachel | January 11, 2008 at 4:35 pm
OMG, love her shoes…
Liiiisaaa | January 11, 2008 at 4:35 pm
HA! Good One!
Spades | January 11, 2008 at 4:35 pm
ew
steve | January 11, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I ate her pussy and 15 minutes later I was hungry. Well, also, my lips were blistering.
Rachel | January 11, 2008 at 4:38 pm
OMG, love her shoes…
Lizzie | January 11, 2008 at 4:39 pm
a “sexy” leprechaun? You’re 1/2 right
gotmilk? | January 11, 2008 at 4:39 pm
people think she’s hot? she looks like a praying mantis in the last photo. ugh!!
Sanford | January 11, 2008 at 4:40 pm
It’s weird that Asians considered by others to be attractive look very insect-like to me. I’m pretty sure this one would bite your head off during mating, and later beat the murder rap using the “instinct” defense.
fullofhate | January 11, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Please don’t give this whore anymore space unless she’s naked. . .and dipped in honey. . .and standing in front of fireants.
THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO SEEEEEEE!!!
theShizaan | January 11, 2008 at 4:41 pm
only MTV could make a celebrity out of this skank
Debagger | January 11, 2008 at 4:42 pm
This bitch is clearly obnoxious, and untalented. Having said that, this outfit makes me want to wreck this ho. Of course, I would have to render her unconcious due to the undeniable fact that if I were to hear her talking during a very rough session of intercourse my dick would not fall off, but– let’s just say I’d have an innie, instead of an very extremely large outtie.
Jimbo | January 11, 2008 at 4:47 pm
She looks like a spinner.
woodhorse | January 11, 2008 at 4:49 pm
She looks like the toilet brush my cousin’s ex-wife keeps in the guest bath in her mobile home. It’s decorated and shit.
Victoria | January 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I have to find out which store she went to for her Hollywood Prostitute costume. Unfortunately it seems to have been mixed with a pair of nun’s socks and the shoes June Cleaver wears when she’s feeling frisky.
wackydeliyeah | January 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Love her greasy hair.
sharpeidude | January 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Do you wan numba one fukki? She luv you…long time….fifteen doelars each!
Andrew | January 11, 2008 at 5:02 pm
This must be one of those left behind Vietcong Asian Spie Whores ,caught in the act, dropping her new spy sexgadgets…….
Might be adviceable to hand this one over to Authorities after we’ve all given her a ride american doggy style….
Be sure to wear your protection…
RAT | January 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm
She’s a tight little spinner!
Lowlands | January 11, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Although the colour green is more related to leprechauns,she’s a leprechaun in this way.She’s going to find that pot of gold near the rainbow (if she didn’t already).
Jimbo | January 11, 2008 at 5:13 pm
@15 Victoria, I know right where she goes. It is the Hustler store on Sunset.
michelle | January 11, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Male friend? really? thats all i have to say.
Chick Crack | January 11, 2008 at 5:15 pm
She looks more like a leper-whore.
Sauron | January 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm
She’s very respected.People even bow for her deeply.
michelle | January 11, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Male friend? really? thats all i have to say.
D. Richards (Moist.) | January 11, 2008 at 5:17 pm
That guy’s spraying Raid at Tila’s feet! You see it?!
Get that cockroach!
Maria | January 11, 2008 at 5:18 pm
You people are exceptionally racist. Although I agree she’s pretty much a whore, it has nothing to do with her ethnicity!
nia | January 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm
lol @#9
Clem | January 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Not even close to being attractive in any way, shape or form.
Trashcan | January 11, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Little gook whore. You want sucky sucky? :-D Oh well, mama-san is laughing all the way to the bank. But she looks like she’s about 45 years old in these photos. Too much saki I guess.
kels | January 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm
this nasty krazee skank claims that while growing up she had ‘identity issues’ like thinking she was Latino instead of Asian. Um, last time I checked she looks 100% asian, or as the Latins call them ‘china’ to me. lol She seems delusional. her eyes are super way apart, like you can stick a 3rd eye right smack in teh middle. ching chong ding dong. one dolla’ make me holla. cheeeese.
kels | January 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm
this nasty krazee skank claims that while growing up she had ‘identity issues’ like thinking she was Latino instead of Asian. Um, last time I checked she looks 100% asian, or as the Latins call them ‘china’ lol She seems delusional. her eyes are super way apart, like you can stick a 3rd eye right smack in teh middle. ching chong ding dong. one dolla’ make me holla. cheeeese.
D. Richards, tiny. | January 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm
D. Richards is even shorter than Tila Tequila.
Josh | January 11, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Who is she and why is she famous? Just looking at her makes me want to hit her in the side of the face with a golf club.
deaconjones | January 11, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I would soooooo titty fuck this whore
whatever | January 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Where be me lucky charms???
Rachel | January 11, 2008 at 5:30 pm
She’s had soooooo much work done in just the last year! Check out what she used to look like – praying mantis is right!
http://www.joyangeles.com/may2006/francesca2006efroparty_00012.jpg
Must Fight Urge | January 11, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Must fight the urge… that outfit makes me want to bend her over and start driving.
UGLY | January 11, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Tila Tequila is an uglier than a fart asian trying to look hot and miserably failing with that disgustingly ugly fart face and a body that is nothing over the top, even after having gotten several plastic surgeries, topped up by a bunch of terribly ugly tattoos.
Banana | January 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
She’s made herself hate-able to a lot of people, but she is very fine looking
yuck | January 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
This thing sexy? please, Superfish writer. She’s so ugly that it hurts to look at her, dressed as a slut because it’s her only way of getting attention, with that scary face she has no other options.
Sam | January 11, 2008 at 5:35 pm
#37 – nice pic! She really used to look like shit. Not that she looks great now, not by a longshot.
stumbler | January 11, 2008 at 5:35 pm
street walker.
farty_mcshitface | January 11, 2008 at 5:36 pm
god, why in the hell is this shitty little skank considered a celebrity?
her time is 14 minutes and 30 seconds and counting………
whatever | January 11, 2008 at 5:37 pm
If she ever screamed at me like that, I would pull a gun on her ass. Seriously. What the photo doesn’t show is that the bitch shattered glass and left bleeding ears all around her. Except for her assistant, who is already deaf.
Spiraticus | January 11, 2008 at 5:38 pm
She looks like a hooker. Agree with #1
Erica | January 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm
My goodness, who is her stylist? Doesn’t she know shes supposed to put a shirt on over that?
| January 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Even Amy Winehouse is way prettier and hotter than this constipated looking ugly as hell chick.
Andrew | January 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Wanna see your Dick, ” Missing in Action” ?
You know what to do…
Spiraticus | January 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm
She looks like a hooker. Agree with #1