Tila Tequila dropped her phone while leaving the Golden Globes Silverspoon gift bag event in West Hollywood yesterday. Fortunately her male assistant was there to pick it up while she squealed in a voice that only dogs and mice can hear. I also love how Tila Tequila’s wears lingerie for a shirt. She’s like a sexy leprechaun you can put in your pocket. Which I would then send her through the wash. I have no idea where she’s been. At her height, it could be a plethora of tiny, gross places. Like Frankie Muniz’s house.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Midget.
She should do porn. Midget Porn is huge now. Get it?? HUGE!!!
OMG, love her shoes…
HA! Good One!
ew
I ate her pussy and 15 minutes later I was hungry. Well, also, my lips were blistering.
OMG, love her shoes…
a “sexy” leprechaun? You’re 1/2 right
people think she’s hot? she looks like a praying mantis in the last photo. ugh!!
It’s weird that Asians considered by others to be attractive look very insect-like to me. I’m pretty sure this one would bite your head off during mating, and later beat the murder rap using the “instinct” defense.
Please don’t give this whore anymore space unless she’s naked. . .and dipped in honey. . .and standing in front of fireants.
THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO SEEEEEEE!!!
only MTV could make a celebrity out of this skank
This bitch is clearly obnoxious, and untalented. Having said that, this outfit makes me want to wreck this ho. Of course, I would have to render her unconcious due to the undeniable fact that if I were to hear her talking during a very rough session of intercourse my dick would not fall off, but– let’s just say I’d have an innie, instead of an very extremely large outtie.
She looks like a spinner.
She looks like the toilet brush my cousin’s ex-wife keeps in the guest bath in her mobile home. It’s decorated and shit.
I have to find out which store she went to for her Hollywood Prostitute costume. Unfortunately it seems to have been mixed with a pair of nun’s socks and the shoes June Cleaver wears when she’s feeling frisky.
Love her greasy hair.
Do you wan numba one fukki? She luv you…long time….fifteen doelars each!
This must be one of those left behind Vietcong Asian Spie Whores ,caught in the act, dropping her new spy sexgadgets…….
Might be adviceable to hand this one over to Authorities after we’ve all given her a ride american doggy style….
Be sure to wear your protection…
She’s a tight little spinner!
Although the colour green is more related to leprechauns,she’s a leprechaun in this way.She’s going to find that pot of gold near the rainbow (if she didn’t already).
@15 Victoria, I know right where she goes. It is the Hustler store on Sunset.
Male friend? really? thats all i have to say.
She looks more like a leper-whore.
She’s very respected.People even bow for her deeply.
Male friend? really? thats all i have to say.
That guy’s spraying Raid at Tila’s feet! You see it?!
Get that cockroach!
You people are exceptionally racist. Although I agree she’s pretty much a whore, it has nothing to do with her ethnicity!
lol @#9
Not even close to being attractive in any way, shape or form.
Little gook whore. You want sucky sucky? :-D Oh well, mama-san is laughing all the way to the bank. But she looks like she’s about 45 years old in these photos. Too much saki I guess.
this nasty krazee skank claims that while growing up she had ‘identity issues’ like thinking she was Latino instead of Asian. Um, last time I checked she looks 100% asian, or as the Latins call them ‘china’ to me. lol She seems delusional. her eyes are super way apart, like you can stick a 3rd eye right smack in teh middle. ching chong ding dong. one dolla’ make me holla. cheeeese.
this nasty krazee skank claims that while growing up she had ‘identity issues’ like thinking she was Latino instead of Asian. Um, last time I checked she looks 100% asian, or as the Latins call them ‘china’ lol She seems delusional. her eyes are super way apart, like you can stick a 3rd eye right smack in teh middle. ching chong ding dong. one dolla’ make me holla. cheeeese.
D. Richards is even shorter than Tila Tequila.
Who is she and why is she famous? Just looking at her makes me want to hit her in the side of the face with a golf club.
I would soooooo titty fuck this whore
Where be me lucky charms???
She’s had soooooo much work done in just the last year! Check out what she used to look like – praying mantis is right!
http://www.joyangeles.com/may2006/francesca2006efroparty_00012.jpg
Must fight the urge… that outfit makes me want to bend her over and start driving.
Tila Tequila is an uglier than a fart asian trying to look hot and miserably failing with that disgustingly ugly fart face and a body that is nothing over the top, even after having gotten several plastic surgeries, topped up by a bunch of terribly ugly tattoos.
She’s made herself hate-able to a lot of people, but she is very fine looking
This thing sexy? please, Superfish writer. She’s so ugly that it hurts to look at her, dressed as a slut because it’s her only way of getting attention, with that scary face she has no other options.
#37 – nice pic! She really used to look like shit. Not that she looks great now, not by a longshot.
street walker.
god, why in the hell is this shitty little skank considered a celebrity?
her time is 14 minutes and 30 seconds and counting………
If she ever screamed at me like that, I would pull a gun on her ass. Seriously. What the photo doesn’t show is that the bitch shattered glass and left bleeding ears all around her. Except for her assistant, who is already deaf.
She looks like a hooker. Agree with #1
My goodness, who is her stylist? Doesn’t she know shes supposed to put a shirt on over that?
Even Amy Winehouse is way prettier and hotter than this constipated looking ugly as hell chick.
Wanna see your Dick, ” Missing in Action” ?
You know what to do…
She looks like a hooker. Agree with #1