Does anyone remember Tila Tequila? You know, the lovable Asian leprechaun stripper who failed to find love on the first season of her reality show and, oh phooey, now has to take another – wait for it – Shot at Love. Contestants were surprised last season by the twist that Tila was looking for love whether it came with a wang-a-dang or a va-jay-jay (Technical terms.) but now everyone knows what’s up and it’s going to get freaky, according to NY Daily News:
“Since everyone already knew, I was a lot more guarded and aware of who was there for me and not just trying to be on TV,” said Tequila of the new season. “Their parents also already knew about the premise of the show, so they were a lot crazier, too.
Tequila and the last four remaining contestants in the competition make home visits to the contestants’ parents. “Like, moms were making out, but it was fun!” said Tequila.
Tila just wants to find somebody’s whose “real” this time around. Which is ironic for a chick who pretends to be bi-sexual and had a serious boyfriend during the whole first season. Just sayin’:
“I just want someone who’s chill,” she said. “Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don’t confuse it with mine. When I do my job, I want to come home to another world, an escape with someone else, and do something totally different.”
While “moms were making out” is a staple for any good TV show, I think I’ll pass on this season. Or at least try to. I gotta admit, I did watch Rock of Love 2. I’m sort of a sucker for shows where strippers talk about their feelings and it doesn’t cost me $20 or, that one time, the deed to my house. Curse you, Misty Melons! I should’ve known it wasn’t your first day when you said you grew up during the Depression. But, nooo, someone had to make Jager so goddamn delicious. I’ll bet it was Jesus.
i have ZERO respect for her, but she is cute. and probably every guy on this site would be jeaulous if she dated his friend -or- show her off if she was his girlfriend.
Just more evidence that the U.S. needed to go nuclear in Vietnam 40 years ago.
omg..love the poor girl, i heard that she dates with a tall handsome guy on a tall people site, really? seems the site named:” Tallconnect.com ” ,do you hear this news?
Yuck
45. Definitely viet. They are the ugliest on the asian hot chain. By the way. I’ve had Asian wong dong. Don’t beat it ’til you tried it. Not “small” either. Tila “miss saigon” Tequilla probably couldn’t handle the jack hammer thrusts only an asian dude posesses. Energizer Bunny would hang his head in shame. They are the top tier. Trust me. Fuck an Asian dude and you will know what I’m talking about.
her freakishly small hands probably fit right up her ass with hardly a pucker.
man, she’s ugly. What a disgrace to us asians.
If she is REALLY searching for that type of “love” then she should look somewhere other than a reality tv show.
http://www.nikkibgoss.com/
She’s possibly more annoying than Avril Lavigne, Ashley Simpson, and Alanis Morissette put together. Wait, throw in Katherine Heigl too
agree with 55. well, the first part lol
she’s definitely viet-looking. in a bad way, though.
is it just me, or does she look like she has a mild case of down syndrome?
i dunno, put a bag over that head, though, and she’d be ok–for a midget
I’m so disappointed of Tila choosing Bobby over Dani that I had to write a story about what if she chose Dani.
http://www.tila-love.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2602
Hope you enjoy.