Does anyone remember Tila Tequila? You know, the lovable Asian leprechaun stripper who failed to find love on the first season of her reality show and, oh phooey, now has to take another – wait for it – Shot at Love. Contestants were surprised last season by the twist that Tila was looking for love whether it came with a wang-a-dang or a va-jay-jay (Technical terms.) but now everyone knows what’s up and it’s going to get freaky, according to NY Daily News:
“Since everyone already knew, I was a lot more guarded and aware of who was there for me and not just trying to be on TV,” said Tequila of the new season. “Their parents also already knew about the premise of the show, so they were a lot crazier, too.
Tequila and the last four remaining contestants in the competition make home visits to the contestants’ parents. “Like, moms were making out, but it was fun!” said Tequila.
Tila just wants to find somebody’s whose “real” this time around. Which is ironic for a chick who pretends to be bi-sexual and had a serious boyfriend during the whole first season. Just sayin’:
“I just want someone who’s chill,” she said. “Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don’t confuse it with mine. When I do my job, I want to come home to another world, an escape with someone else, and do something totally different.”
While “moms were making out” is a staple for any good TV show, I think I’ll pass on this season. Or at least try to. I gotta admit, I did watch Rock of Love 2. I’m sort of a sucker for shows where strippers talk about their feelings and it doesn’t cost me $20 or, that one time, the deed to my house. Curse you, Misty Melons! I should’ve known it wasn’t your first day when you said you grew up during the Depression. But, nooo, someone had to make Jager so goddamn delicious. I’ll bet it was Jesus.
george>lee | April 22, 2008 at 12:24 pm
She is my favorite . I saw her profileand photos on a milllionaire dating site ——”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site>?
Ted from LA | April 22, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I already used up my qouta of Tequila jokes with LL. Fuck.
veggi | April 22, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I’m a loser troll
dude | April 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I’m looking for a horny dude.
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | April 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I hear she gave her the runs.
ch474 | April 22, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Who the fuck cares. More mindless time for 12 year olds from MTV.
Andy | April 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site”
Seems like one where you load the page and spyware is downloaded to your computer. Why do you ask? And why is george better than lee? Does lee always get the cold bowl of leftover rice?
Andrio | April 22, 2008 at 12:38 pm
“moms were making out”
Hot!!! I bet they’re MILFs! Wait…what? They’re not? They’re lesbians, so it’s a lot closer to 2 Rosie O’Donnells making out? Ok. How do you work that channel-blocking thing, again?
tight lipped smiler | April 22, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Wait, why not make the fight with BadNewz pitbulls wearing the whore clothes and TT & gang riding them while sucking their dicks! You know, class it up a little.
she's an ugly idiot | April 22, 2008 at 12:50 pm
ewwwww gross chick, she thinks she’s hot and she isn’t even cute, she’s an ugly idiot, why do you keep posting about these good for nothing nobidies and giving them underserved fame?
she's an ugly idiot | April 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm
ewwwww gross chick, she thinks she’s hot and she isn’t even cute, she’s an ugly idiot, why do you keep posting about these good for nothing nobodies and giving them underserved fame?
tickled | April 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I would rather watch a Saved By The Bell marathon
dude | April 22, 2008 at 12:56 pm
#4- troll.
havoc | April 22, 2008 at 12:57 pm
No more sucky sucky.
You been here four hour!
You go now!
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Fumus | April 22, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Tila looks good…and by good I mean an Alien.
Not E.T.
dude | April 22, 2008 at 1:03 pm
#13- troll.
Peas and Nuts | April 22, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I wish MTV played more videos instead of stuff like this…I wonder which would actually get more ratings…
Auntie Kryst | April 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
It’s not so much that her show is so completely insipid it’s the 8 minutes of Ax Body Spray and Valtrex commercials you have to sit through during the commercial break that really makes the show awful.
veggi | April 22, 2008 at 1:12 pm
My yeast infection is stinking up the whole office.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 22, 2008 at 1:14 pm
#18 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dude | April 22, 2008 at 1:15 pm
If she had said “DADS were making out” I would have been glued to the TV screen, using my left hand on the remote to go over the scene frame by frame.
dude | April 22, 2008 at 1:16 pm
18 thats some funny shit.
Mac | April 22, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Tila Tequilia is a worthless whore.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm
#23 – Succinct and elaborate. You’re a regular Shakespeare.
Oprah's Gorilla Butthole | April 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I hate this twat. Don’t get it. Pretty much every woman is hotter than her. Fake tit midget poser.
Texas Tranny | April 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
#9…….sounds like fun to me.
I really do love the outfits, real slutty stuff to wear down to the “gloryholes” at the adult bookstore.
sla | April 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I have to admit I was more or less addicted to the first season and also developed a major jones for Rock of Love. I feel so dirty.
I think Tila seems somewhat mean, slutty and fake. and she sort of screwed Bobby over. But never the less I wil probably watch the whole damn thing again. God forgive me.
Bodylotion | April 22, 2008 at 1:41 pm
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sla | April 22, 2008 at 1:43 pm
# 12. tickled — I would rather watch a Saved By The Bell marathon
Zack and Slater are all kinds of hot.
And you can check ot Screech “all growed up” on celebrity boot camp or whatever it’s called. When that “reality” show started pulling me in I knew it was time to take serious stock of what I am doing with my life.
Timster | April 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Nothing wrong with this girl that a good hard gang-assfuck wouldn’t cure. Just make sure the guys wear protection….or use baseball bats….for their own health and safety.
Jakey | April 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I can’t be the only one to think this all smells like a paid advertisement. Who the hell writes three paragraphs about this dumb show getting a second season, manages to work in press-release quotes and a video, and can only find one sentence’s worth of (somewhat) mean shit to say about it? A robot bent on destroying us all, that’s who.
Bodylotion @ 28 sums up my feelings so…beautifully…sniff…
Rump Her Steel Skin | April 22, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Looks like any other dipshit taco with bad tattos and an attitude.
Quick, build the fence…
Ted from LA | April 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I’m looking for a horny dude.
Jade | April 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm
This chick needs to find a good plastic surgeon.
Ted Mosby | April 22, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I want to spin her.
Skip | April 22, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Cut it out wit the stories on Trannies already, fuck.
lisa | April 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm
“and not just trying to be on tv.” that’s hilarious.
Texas Tranny | April 22, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Keep the Tranny stories cuming.
zuzuspetals | April 22, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the fact that this woman is famous indicates something seriously, seriously wrong with the planet that we live on.
I think that her salary and all income generated from this show should have to be donated to higher education in the form of a grant, the title of which would be “What the Fuck is Wrong With All of Us?”
Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Britney, Paris- they should all have to pay a special tax that goes toward the WtFiWWAoU Fund.
Just an idea.
Tila Is A Fucking Whore | April 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Everybody’s favorite pie-faced sucky-sucky whore is a total sham. Go figure.
sucky sucky, GI? Me suck you good!!! Me ruv you rong time!
Fuck you cunt.
annaki | April 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Hey! New Tila Tequila Sex Tape!!! Really worth seeing!
http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Tila_Tequila_Sex_Tape
JohnnE | April 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
28 said it right.
Crappola | April 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I don’t mind a Tila Tequila post here and there. It makes me feel grateful I don’t have to stoop to her level to be famous. After all, I am here expressing my opinion here at The Superficial (where’s my royalty now?) Besides Tila Tequila is like alcohol, you can have so much of it in one day until you’ll die from poisoning.
Erica | April 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I never watched that show..Ever since I first discovered Tila on myspace years ago, I just told myself she was a slut who thought she was better than everyone. I do admit though..the only reality show I like is Rock of Love. For some reason, even though Brett could be my dad, he’s hot. Am I gross for thinking that? My friends say I am..
burungi | April 22, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I don’t get it. Where are the racists? You see anyone who looks even remotely brown or black and the slurs start pouring in instantly but you see this midget of an Asian chick and you’re so brainwashed by the media that’s trying to tell you Asian girls are practically white that you don’t even notice? This scrawny bitch makes me sick. First of all, there hasn’t been ONE Asian man on her “dating” show. What the fuck is wrong with her? Has she convinced herself she’s white too? I mean, jesus, her name is probably really something like “Phong Trang” – she SO Vietnamese.
Now of course, the only responses I expect are some bullshit about Asian men because, as I said, you’re a bunch of dumbfuck sheep (a few exceptions noted).
burungi | April 22, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I just checked. Her real name is Tila Nyugen. What did I tell you. Vietnamese.
Superevil | April 22, 2008 at 5:15 pm
“I just want someone who’s chill,” she said. “Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don’t confuse it with mine.
Sounds like me but I don’t fuck leprechauns unless they’re hot.
FRIST!!! | April 22, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Ugly fucking skank. Why can’t we get some decent shit this week?
Exo | April 22, 2008 at 5:56 pm
My sixth sense tells me that lady is a dude.
MeanOldMan | April 22, 2008 at 5:57 pm
By in my day we didn’t let midgets have their own tv shows!