Tila Tequila in a bikini

June 3rd, 2009 // 40 Comments

Here’s Tila Tequila doing a leprechaun leap of joy on the beach of Casa Amara because, despite widespread Internet rumors, there’s NOT a destined-to-get-implants fetus in her uterus. Hurray! Also, she went jet skiing which is a tad garish in this circumstance. Unless she’s spraying old people wearing sailors’ hats with champagne. Then by all means.

Scope Out (67) Shots of Tila in a Bikini at Tila’s Hot Spot

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  1. tony

    why is she popular??

  2. first

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. first

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. first

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. first

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Me

    Anyone posting after Me is a fudgepacker

  7. Kelley

    You mean sailors’ hats … sheesh.

  8. Val

    Bad! Bad Superficial Writer! No! We don’t post pictures of bobble-headed aliens unless they’re commemorating (read: mocking) her inevitable OD in a dingy motel.

  9. I am a fudgepacker.

    I also used to know a man; he could jump so high…

  10. Courtyardpigeon

    Bangin’ body. The face, not so much.

  11. native new yorker

    stupid ——

  12. Darth

    Is this a pigtailed mini mermaid? Or is this a Pygmee Montauk Monster with hair extensions?

  13. tila tequila is beautiful!!!!!

  14. TEDBUNDY187

    if only she would jump on my cock like shes jumpin in pic 1. she would be a hurtin lil nippy pie

  15. TEDBUNDY187

    if only she would jump on my cock like shes jumpin in pic 1. she would be a hurtin lil nippy pie

  16. Marcy

    Tila’s face is so disgusting i want to cunt punt her back to whatever ching chong country she came from.

  17. azalea

    She comes complete with built-in flotation devices.

  18. Pilatunes

    The shark I paid to eat her totally ripped me off.

  19. Kevin

    The hottest asian girl.

  20. Kevin

    The hottest asian girl.

  21. Venom

    I thought this midget was pregnant with Ray J’s child?

  22. AmeriCanadian

    She’s seriously FUGLY.

  23. what?

    Why, why, WHY are we still subjected to this triangled headed, no talent gook dyke CUNT??? She’s a walking STD.

  24. Salt & Lime

    1. tony – June 3, 2009 6:48 PM

    why is she popular??

    Most likely because she is insanely hot. Why do you ask, faggot?

    Oh never mind…..faggot.

  25. WHO WILL PULL THE TRIGGER, folks?

  26. Dread not

    Ordinarily, watching someone with a ginormous melon, like, Tila, leap that high into the air and from a sand surface, no less, would be pretty impressive. However, being that she’s from a planet with a red sun, it ain’t that big a deal. Along with her incredible leaping ability, which allows her to bound from male to female partners with the greatest of ease, Tila has a super libido. You might think she’s riding that SeaDoo, but she’s actually using it as a vibrator. Yeah, she’s got it like that!

  27. mikeock

    I would make tea out of that bikini.

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  30. Clyde

    I’d let that ride me all night long.

  31. I had no idea there were leprochauns in Vietnam.

  32. Roxi

    Isn’t this B*tch pregnant? blah

  33. JPRichardson

    Flawless body. Shapely legs, small waist, beautiful feet, toned body… What a great sexual toy this girl must be…

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  36. Candace

    I dont post here Often because my comments are filled with so much intelligence but I guess i’ll do this for you

    “despite widespread Internet rumors, there’s NOT a destined-to-get-implants fetus in her uterus.” <–Does this Imply that you think her boobs are real or that every inch of her is?

    Anyone who believes that her boobs are real seriously need to look harder or get some glasses! the build of her frame, the shape etc! NOT REAL!
    You can totally see it on the side as well because that usually gives fake boobs away.

    so for all you out there that were dreaming of tilas real boobies
    sorry to squash that dream lol


  37. Ordinarily, watching someone with a ginormous melon, like, Tila, leap that high into the air and from a sand surface, no less, would be pretty impressive. However, being that she’s from a planet with a red sun, it ain’t that big a deal. Along with her incredible leaping ability, which allows her to bound from male to female partners with the greatest of ease, Tila has a super libido. You might think she’s riding that SeaDoo, but she’s actually using it as a vibrator. Yeah, she’s got it like that!

    I totally agree with you sir haha. The leap was stuck like a champ

  38. Tila is her face so hideous that I Ching Chong Punt land whatever he ‘from.She cunt want to come back seriously fugly.

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