Tila Tequila in a bikini
Here’s Tila Tequila doing a leprechaun leap of joy on the beach of Casa Amara because, despite widespread Internet rumors, there’s NOT a destined-to-get-implants fetus in her uterus. Hurray! Also, she went jet skiing which is a tad garish in this circumstance. Unless she’s spraying old people wearing sailors’ hats with champagne. Then by all means.