Tila Tequila in a bikini

June 3rd, 2009 // 40 Comments

Here’s Tila Tequila doing a leprechaun leap of joy on the beach of Casa Amara because, despite widespread Internet rumors, there’s NOT a destined-to-get-implants fetus in her uterus. Hurray! Also, she went jet skiing which is a tad garish in this circumstance. Unless she’s spraying old people wearing sailors’ hats with champagne. Then by all means.

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Comments (40)

  1. tony | June 3, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    why is she popular??

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  2. first | June 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. first | June 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. first | June 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. first | June 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Me | June 3, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Anyone posting after Me is a fudgepacker

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  7. Kelley | June 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    You mean sailors’ hats … sheesh.

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  8. Val | June 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    Bad! Bad Superficial Writer! No! We don’t post pictures of bobble-headed aliens unless they’re commemorating (read: mocking) her inevitable OD in a dingy motel.

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  9. casualencounters.com/blog/ | June 3, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    I am a fudgepacker.

    I also used to know a man; he could jump so high…

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  10. Courtyardpigeon | June 3, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Bangin’ body. The face, not so much.

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  11. native new yorker | June 3, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    stupid ——

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  12. Darth | June 3, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Is this a pigtailed mini mermaid? Or is this a Pygmee Montauk Monster with hair extensions?

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  13. andie | June 3, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    tila tequila is beautiful!!!!!

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  14. TEDBUNDY187 | June 3, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    if only she would jump on my cock like shes jumpin in pic 1. she would be a hurtin lil nippy pie

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  15. TEDBUNDY187 | June 3, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    if only she would jump on my cock like shes jumpin in pic 1. she would be a hurtin lil nippy pie

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  16. Marcy | June 3, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Tila’s face is so disgusting i want to cunt punt her back to whatever ching chong country she came from.

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  17. azalea | June 3, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    She comes complete with built-in flotation devices.

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  18. Pilatunes | June 3, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    The shark I paid to eat her totally ripped me off.

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  19. Kevin | June 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    The hottest asian girl.

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  20. Kevin | June 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    The hottest asian girl.

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  21. Venom | June 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    I thought this midget was pregnant with Ray J’s child?

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  22. AmeriCanadian | June 3, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    She’s seriously FUGLY.

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  23. what? | June 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Why, why, WHY are we still subjected to this triangled headed, no talent gook dyke CUNT??? She’s a walking STD.

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  24. stu | June 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    slut

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  25. Salt & Lime | June 4, 2009 at 12:17 am

    1. tony – June 3, 2009 6:48 PM

    why is she popular??

    Most likely because she is insanely hot. Why do you ask, faggot?

    Oh never mind…..faggot.

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  26. gerard vandenberg | June 4, 2009 at 12:40 am

    WHO WILL PULL THE TRIGGER, folks?

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  27. Dread not | June 4, 2009 at 12:42 am

    Ordinarily, watching someone with a ginormous melon, like, Tila, leap that high into the air and from a sand surface, no less, would be pretty impressive. However, being that she’s from a planet with a red sun, it ain’t that big a deal. Along with her incredible leaping ability, which allows her to bound from male to female partners with the greatest of ease, Tila has a super libido. You might think she’s riding that SeaDoo, but she’s actually using it as a vibrator. Yeah, she’s got it like that!

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  28. Lokuzt | June 4, 2009 at 5:34 am

    hey, he’s not that bad looking :)

    http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=c9840fda

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  29. mikeock | June 4, 2009 at 6:02 am

    I would make tea out of that bikini.

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  30. Captain | June 4, 2009 at 6:55 am

    More NSFW pics here

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  32. Clyde | June 4, 2009 at 8:49 am

    I’d let that ride me all night long.

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  33. RichPort's Ghost | June 4, 2009 at 10:18 am

    I had no idea there were leprochauns in Vietnam.

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  34. Roxi | June 4, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Isn’t this B*tch pregnant? blah

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  35. JPRichardson | June 4, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Flawless body. Shapely legs, small waist, beautiful feet, toned body… What a great sexual toy this girl must be…

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  36. moneyremix | June 4, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Want to be a reality star? Read this first:http://tinyurl.com/r9vg4h

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  38. Candace | June 5, 2009 at 9:29 am

    I dont post here Often because my comments are filled with so much intelligence but I guess i’ll do this for you

    “despite widespread Internet rumors, there’s NOT a destined-to-get-implants fetus in her uterus.” <–Does this Imply that you think her boobs are real or that every inch of her is?

    Anyone who believes that her boobs are real seriously need to look harder or get some glasses! the build of her frame, the shape etc! NOT REAL!
    You can totally see it on the side as well because that usually gives fake boobs away.

    so for all you out there that were dreaming of tilas real boobies
    sorry to squash that dream lol

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  39. k2 herbal | April 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm


    Ordinarily, watching someone with a ginormous melon, like, Tila, leap that high into the air and from a sand surface, no less, would be pretty impressive. However, being that she’s from a planet with a red sun, it ain’t that big a deal. Along with her incredible leaping ability, which allows her to bound from male to female partners with the greatest of ease, Tila has a super libido. You might think she’s riding that SeaDoo, but she’s actually using it as a vibrator. Yeah, she’s got it like that!

    I totally agree with you sir haha. The leap was stuck like a champ

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  40. digital camera memory cards | April 30, 2010 at 6:04 am

    Tila is her face so hideous that I Ching Chong Punt land whatever he ‘from.She cunt want to come back seriously fugly.

    Reply

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