Tila Tequila: I saved gay marriage!

June 13th, 2008 // 73 Comments

Tila Tequila packs a whole lot of ego in her Asian Leprechaun body. She’s claiming her MTV show A Shot at Love opened the doors to gay marriage in California, according to Us Magazine:

“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

Somewhere, Ellen DeGeneres just bought a fishing net. No one usurps her “Everyone’s Favorite Lesbian” throne. She didn’t tell Rosie to “be herself” on The View for this to happen. Now, where’s her 4-wheeler with the midget harpoon gun…

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  1. kevi

    the b otch was hit with the ulgy forest

  2. STevec

    pumpkin-head ho

  3. Cap'n Pickles

    Hey 42? What the matter? Cat got your tongue?

  4. Caminador

    I think my brain is evolving without my knowledge. I honestly read through every comment, and when I read #29s comment, I went back to #22 with no knowledge of its content. For no reason at all, my brain had simply skipped it. Hopefully this will span to radio and television in general, and I can avoid hearing about things like this. People like her making claims like this = me sad all day.

  5. Kate

    Realllllly Tila? You mean Ellen, the plethora of honestly gay actors and actresses, gay right activist, the ENTIRE gay community across the nation and in california, the people who actually proposed the law into legislation and took the time and money to see it through, you mean ALL they had to do was simply give you’re skank ass a lame, fake tv show about pretending to be gay and that’s ALL it would of taken? Wow. And the sad part…..I bet she honestly thinks she’s the reason CA legalized gay marriage. What a piece of egostistical human excrement.

  6. lila

    This chick is such a damn phony…she isn’t even that pretty, you can find prettier Asian women (if that is your thing,) walking around town. If I were a REAL bi-sexual woman I would find her and kick her leprechaun ass…and then dye her hair back to black, she looks like an old hag with that stupid blonde hair.

  7. Kodos

    Who is this whorish gook again??

  8. WHO KNOWS?
    ……………………………………………………………………………………………………….I do.

  9. amber

    I do not understand why she even has a show or press coverage. She is not even shocking just the average run of the mill asianfuckwhore. Don’t worry I have names for people of her integrity for all races, it is not a racially fueled remark.

    She is not even pretty, she looks like a used up cumbucket. I would be amazed if she did not have a sleuth of diseases. She certainly looks like she does, just so unclean.

    Worse there is zero about her personality that makes her even interesting. Yes, I took in a couple episodes of her MTV show, oh the shame. Curiosity nearly killed my faith in humanity.

    MTV should be ashamed of themselves. There shows have got to be the worse for tweens and young teens.

    When I was a kid MTV was just that music television videos. Not a crappy fake reality show portal not to mention which uses the exact same formula for every single show.

  10. Cougar Texas

    Uh huh, just like Al Gore invented the Internet and the Muffin Man invented the muffin.

    What is this cunt’s point???

  11. jareth cutestory

    i’d knock her box off.

  12. ddizlekbj

    as an asian i gotta say that this b&tch is pretentious and full of herself.

    id poke her but would probably b*tchslap her afterwards

  13. ddizlekbj

    as an asian i gotta say that this b&tch is pretentious and full of herself.

    id poke her but would probably b*tchslap her afterwards

  14. Lucy

    Her face gives me fucking nightmares.
    She’s a whore and she’s ugly.

  15. techclerk

    Everyone, let me explain who she is and where she came from.

    She is because of me — I definitely think my occult rituals has helped the show. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about summoning pan faced, slant eyed demon children. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine. The next thing you know, people know who is Tila Tequila.

    My bad. I’ve learned my lesson and put that shit away.

  16. techclerk

    #59

    “When I was a kid MTV was just that music television videos. Not a crappy fake reality show portal not to mention which uses the exact same formula for every single show. ”

    When I was a kid, the Moral Majority kicked MTV out of our cable service because everybody finally realized Cindi Lauper was singing about masturbation in her song, “She Bop”

  17. thesoph

    she’s wearing so much makeup, her face is covered in freckles and you can’t even see one.

  18. Scorpio

    This ugly scag, needs to get over herself.

  19. Regulator

    Tila get the heck over yourself ya dumb twat your show didn’t do a freakin thing to help gay marriages in California. People have been fighting for that for years before you came over here so your 15 minutes of fame are up now leave us along and let’s us take back our television programming from you. You’re worthless!

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    Interesting, if this is a real F***ing??? Decide yourself!
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  21. delroy

    I think gay people suck and they are sinner’s till they get straight with god and many of them needed very badly, because your not born that way at all, you just made a f-upd decison and they use that as an excuse, they are very confused, god will handle it. YALL NEED TO PRAY AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS. AND REPENT.

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