Tila Tequila packs a whole lot of ego in her Asian Leprechaun body. She’s claiming her MTV show A Shot at Love opened the doors to gay marriage in California, according to Us Magazine:
“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”
Somewhere, Ellen DeGeneres just bought a fishing net. No one usurps her “Everyone’s Favorite Lesbian” throne. She didn’t tell Rosie to “be herself” on The View for this to happen. Now, where’s her 4-wheeler with the midget harpoon gun…
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Eva | June 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm
BORING
Joe | June 13, 2008 at 3:04 pm
All this waiting and all we get is the midget? At least it should have been Avril
Uncle Eccoli | June 13, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Ugh, she is disgusting, worse than an actual whore.
Stan | June 13, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Already I’m hungry again for another story.
veggi | June 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut..
Can’t take credit for that name, but it sure it good!!
Que | June 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Que lame.
Que | June 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Que lame.
blah-bloo-blow | June 13, 2008 at 3:08 pm
look who finally decided to come into work this morning.
Que | June 13, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Que double! Que dang!
ann landers sux | June 13, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Bring me a Brittany.
Shannon | June 13, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Can we entertain the thought that she might be kidding?
Poop Shoot | June 13, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Uh-huh…Tila Tequila is a reason NOT to allow gay marriage. She’s nothing but a poser/skank who brings shame to real gay people.
no | June 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Why is this mouse-looking whore so popular?
no | June 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Why is this mouse-looking whore so popular?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 13, 2008 at 3:15 pm
What the elf is she talking about???
FRIST!!! | June 13, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I made the same claim about ATM, but it’s still illegal in most Southern states, except among blood relatives (so, 99% of the couples).
beefytee | June 13, 2008 at 3:19 pm
ok, judge me if you will, but I personally would love to have a 3some with Tila and Kim K. It’s like having sex with a fat chick and an extra terrestrial simultaneously…
no but for real I’d nail them both for sure, separately OR at the same time.
m_munroe | June 13, 2008 at 3:19 pm
this MUST BE the slowest news day ever on the superficial.
its almost 3:30pm, and the only new thing since yesterday is some wack post about tila tequilla. and i hate her, i think she’s just as stupid as her show. and honestly, nobody really cares whether or not she’s bisexual.
[Danielle] | June 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
“I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement.”
Ummm yeah, memo to you [egotistical jizz dispenser smurf]:
The ONLY movement your show has helped in any way, shape or form…
is a BOWEL movement.
Now go eat a fortune cookie and choke on the little sheet of paper.
P.s- *slap across the face* to The Fish. How dare you have us wait all day for a new post and then post about this low-life. Shame on you!
dontyouwish | June 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
uh has she ever heard of gavin newsom? pretty sure HE paved the way for same-sex marriages…
Jimbo | June 13, 2008 at 3:26 pm
What a dumb zipperhead. Whatever her show might have done to promote gay marriage has been canceled out by Heidi Montag forcing a miserably unhappy gay man to marry her.
p.s. How was Georgia Tech like Mount Everest? They’re both -32 with a killer slope.
K | June 13, 2008 at 3:27 pm
ZOMG!!! I LOVE Tila Tequila and her show A Shot of Love. Guys, it is on the second season and it is to the final three. Who is she going to pick!!?!??! The suspense is KILLING me!!! Kristy, Bo, or Brittany? Personally, I think Bo is a HO >.<. I hope she picks Brittany :)
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 13, 2008 at 3:28 pm
#4 – That took me a minute, but I laughed until I cried… ok, not really, but witty nonetheless…
BOWEL movement.? That comment was shit…
dan | June 13, 2008 at 3:28 pm
anyone else wanna kick this bitch in the mouth?
dude_on_a_wire | June 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Some of you sound a bit jealous.
News Flash: tattooed bi-sexual mousy dwarfs with double digit IQs are hot – and to think she opened so many doors for gay people too… she is like Mother Theresa and Princess Di all in one… on a bender… for anything with a heartbeat. Yeah… I’d hit that hard – like a Mack truck through a convenience store.
jane | June 13, 2008 at 3:31 pm
why would the California legal system listen to a leprechaun hooker? i hope she falls into a fire.
Eugthehuge | June 13, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I’d do her.
Daniel | June 13, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Will somebody just kill that fucking thing already?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 13, 2008 at 3:47 pm
#22 – “Idiot” is far too generous a term for you…
TakeOn | June 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I’d like to see her marry Andrew Dice Clay and then they would found a leper colony in Singapore.
There are very few interesting story lines for someone as unattractive as she is.
p0nk | June 13, 2008 at 3:54 pm
credit where credit is due, she makes most men consider switching teams.
DC's Finst | June 13, 2008 at 4:08 pm
What a troll! Bitch needs to fire her spray tanner. In that first pic it looks like they missed half a leg. But who am I kidding, a vagina came within inches of her- and she had to lick it.
Ssrn53 | June 13, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Tila has dandruff in the close up pics of her scalp. Get Head and Shoulders girl.
Tom | June 13, 2008 at 4:14 pm
This bitch is USELESS. Fuck her. How someone as slutty as her could be so boring is beyond me.
eatherhole | June 13, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I’d ravish her teriyaki dripping slit. I’d swirl my tongue around her nether regions, burrowing my way so deep in her tight little shit-hole that I’d split her tiny body in half.
Cap'n Pickles | June 13, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Sheet, I could show up at Ah-Jee Ma’s club in inchon at 12 midnight with only 80 bucks in my pocket and still get a hotter bitch than this. If she’s Asian, she HAS to be hmung.
p0nk | June 13, 2008 at 4:39 pm
35, is that you, mike?
dontyouwish | June 13, 2008 at 4:41 pm
#30 do you know what a leper colony is? i’ll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with leprechauns.
Tara | June 13, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Here’s a little tidbit for ya… she’s not even gay! Not only is she not gay, she’s not bisexual either.
http://www.dotspotter.com/news/500838_Tila_Tequila_is_Straight
opie | June 13, 2008 at 4:56 pm
she’s almost as tall as Vern Troyer in the poster behind her…nice acne and dandruff too…what a nasty little tramp
snarkymalarky | June 13, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Wow, that is quite presumptious of her…considering that most people don’t even know who the hell she is (including gays). Its only us goofs that hang out at the celeb web sites. And even then…we barely know or give a crap about this egotistical midget either.
Kahterin | June 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm
kels | June 13, 2008 at 5:47 pm
this troll is like every other china slut in LA, she has major acne which she tries to conceal with tons of makeup and fake eyelashes to give the impression she has big eyes….she’s so nasty…she reminds me of the dump I took last night…didn’t even look twice, just the smell was enough to make me vomit..
Jason | June 13, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Gee, thanks alot… After taking a look at the pics of this troll/dwarf/skank/shemale, my penis is refusing to come out of hiding. It’s going to be a long weekend…
THAT_GIRL_JENN | June 13, 2008 at 8:26 pm
WASN’T SHE THE ONE WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE DATED THAT LETTO GUY AND WAS BEGGING SECURITY TO LET HER IN BACK STAGE?
HER SHOW IS NOT WORTH WATCHING, SHE WILL DO WHAT ALL ASIAN WOMEN ASPIRE TO DO: PICK A WHITE GUY.
REALLY, WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE OTHER RACES AND GIRLS ON THERE, SHE IS ONLY INTO WHITE MEN JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER ASIAN GIRL.
Cartman | June 13, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Can’t they just deport her or something?
She killed whatever fetish I might’ve once had for Asian chicks. Ick.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | June 13, 2008 at 8:31 pm
WASN’T SHE THE ONE WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE DATED THAT LETTO GUY AND WAS BEGGING SECURITY TO LET HER IN BACK STAGE?
HER SHOW IS NOT WORTH WATCHING, SHE WILL DO WHAT ALL ASIAN WOMEN ASPIRE TO DO: PICK A WHITE GUY.
REALLY, WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE OTHER RACES AND GIRLS ON THERE, SHE IS ONLY INTO WHITE MEN JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER ASIAN GIRL.
hey dipshit | June 13, 2008 at 9:38 pm
#21 I think you meant Virgina Tech you moron. Otherwise that might have been a pretty funny joke, but since you couldn’t get the delivery right you came across as just another inbred redneck cocksucker. Nice job you faggot fuck. Go back to eating your father’s unwiped asshole you piece of monkey shit.
hey dipshit | June 13, 2008 at 9:38 pm
I think you meant Virgina Tech you moron. Otherwise that might have been a pretty funny joke, but since you couldn’t get the delivery right you came across as just another inbred redneck cocksucker. Nice job you faggot fuck. Go back to eating your father’s unwiped asshole you piece of monkey shit.
Marj | June 13, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Amen, #12. The way to gain acceptance of GLBTQ people is for them to present a good image, proving that they are average human beings who deserve love too…. not to parade a freakshow of egotistical, douchey, parasitic ho-bags all over MTV to get ratings by being ‘edgy.’