Tila Tequila hates liars and believable acting

December 10th, 2007 // 93 Comments

Here’s an exclusive video of Tila Tequila all strippered-out while fighting another stripper. She’s like a midget in lingerie that knocks over your makeup, which is freaky in and of itself. I don’t know what lie was told to inspire this sexy leprechaun to fly off the handle, but I’m intrigued by the plot. I give it two thumbs up. Mostly for the stripper-matography.

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Comments (93)

  1. Bigheadmike | December 11, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    She is worthless. Why even give her the time.

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  2. ya mama | December 11, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    first

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  3. she is a litte monkey | December 11, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    who will she pick tonight.

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  4. ss team captain | December 11, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    i love how she claims her family are “old school asians” who don’t know about the internet so they have no idea what she does. they would die of shame. someone should go over there and give them a heads up.

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  5. Texas Tranny | December 11, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Now we’re talking……………

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  6. Vanteal | December 11, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Id do her in the butt……..

    BTW first!

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  7. DA | December 11, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    a catfight, meow

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  8. nipolian | December 11, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Nice Fish……….very nice!

    BTW #5 your a………oh nevermind.

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  9. ding dong......... | December 11, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    #

    she’s not picking anybody. tonight is a season recap. they always do it like that on dating shows. next week she’ll pick the dude because america’s not ready for dudes to get beat out by butch firedykes.

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  10. Powergirl | December 11, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    LAME!!!
    They are laughing!

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  11. mark | December 11, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    well. Seems saw her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com.

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  12. nipolian | December 11, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    err….#6 – that’s odd, you were just #5.

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  13. Vanessa Hudgens | December 11, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    I don’t know why but I really hate that bitch. She is what is going wrong with America these days. Idiotic girls wanting fame for fames sake.

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  14. Texas Tranny | December 11, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    What the fuck???????

    #11, fuck off prick

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  15. DeepFriedJesus | December 11, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    I can’t believe someone lied to a stripper. What’s the world coming to.

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  16. Auntie Kryst | December 11, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    Wow Tila is really pissed off! I guess everyone is getting concerned over Mike Huckabee’s recent surge over Mitt Romney in the Iowa polls.

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  17. Ted from LA | December 11, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    It’s women like this who give dead worms in the bottom of a bottle of booze a bad name.

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  18. fergernauster | December 11, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Who is this bazoomed midget? Looks like a chubby, sawed-off Posh-Spice.

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  19. tim | December 11, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    what a dumb whore

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  20. fergernauster | December 11, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Also… why can’t girls fight like normal human beings? Why do they have to bitch-slap and throw cans of hairspray around? C’mon…

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  21. eq | December 11, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    She is a worthless piece of caca.

    But she is hot, asian girls are really attractive so she does not annoy me as much,

    but still does a little bit.

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  22. holla@meh | December 11, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    shes stupid and pointless and waste of time. wait a minute, JUST like the show named after her! haha WOW! what a coincidence!

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  23. Labia is hard | December 11, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    #18 you mean that is how Posh Spice would look if she had a normal body.

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  24. Tapeworm | December 11, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Staged. Buried as lame.

    Stupid gook whore. “Ahhhh me sucky sucky, me ruv you rong time!!!”

    Why would she pick a name with 2 “L”s in it? It’s not like Asians have an easy time with “L”s.

    Herro. I rike rorrypops. I ruv to rick cock.

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  25. Click Me Gently :D | December 11, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Tila Tequila is really a Myspace star! but in this clip,, she’s just a whore brawling with other cats

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  26. katie | December 11, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    She looks like she has HPV.

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  27. FRIST!!! | December 11, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    Eh, just another video clip I won’t be able to see til I get home, but will comment on as if I have seen it..

    OMG, what a whore!!!!!

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  28. ST | December 11, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Who the hell is she to call a whore?

    And #24, good job at being ignorant, your racist comment was unnecessary. It seems to me youre basing the L thing off some stupid movie because yes, they can pronounce their L’s.

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  29. D. Richards (Whore.) | December 11, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    Where’s Dani? Too bad Dani wasn’t there to man-handle all of those wannabe-stripper sluts. I guess that wouldn’t really work out. I mean, Dani’s a fully grown man and those skanks are fragile from all of the vomiting they partake in at the drop-of a hat. Dans would shatter those rats. Then he’d fillet their pussies and feast like a king. Then Tila would blow him for a thick facial. Awe, man! Insides.

    It’s been a slow couple of days..

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  30. Badgurl | December 11, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    this looked so put on and fake.

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  31. Chris Farley | December 11, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    That’s the Saigon whore that bit my nose off!

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  32. veggi | December 11, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    FRIST!! I can watch it, but can’t hear it……. I’m not sure which is better there…. and if ever I got drunk and did something inappropriate, I forgive myself because of how she looks. Isn’t that nice of me?..

    EVERYBODY DRINK!! woo hoo!!..

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  33. Bemused | December 11, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Like most of you, I have tremendous respect for Tila Tequila. In this instance, however, the staging is just too obvious. For genuine authenticity you need Oprah–or perhaps even Barack Himself.

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  34. Lowlands | December 11, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    What’s wrong with a lil foreplay?I didn’t see much hair pulling though.

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  35. Texas Tranny | December 11, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    She’s a TT also.

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  36. D. Richards (Square.) | December 11, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    #28? What planet you from? Racist jokes make the world go ’round, Johnson. Before bed every night I pray to the god-of racism: “Nixon (that’s the god-of racism’s name), thank you for negros, yell’r-man, red-man, white-trash, christians, Britney Spears, and last but not least in my regimen-of hate, Al Sharpton; what a worthless shit head”, then I finish by adding, “Heil Hitler.” Then I rub myself just right. Sheets!

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  37. An avid consumer of pornography | December 11, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    I have to agree with many that the video was staged, and as a result rather dismal. The lighting and sound was passable; along the lines of a respectable gonzo production by say a, Metro Pictures for example. It was, however, the obvious lack of enthusiasm amongst the supporting actresses that proved a real masturbatory letdown. That and they didn’t start kissing and fisting each other.

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  38. Powergirl | December 11, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    #28 – it is funny how people who are ignorant call others ignorant… maybe the other post was a little offensive. But it is true that native Chinese speakers cannot pronounce their Ls!!!!!
    It is not part of their phonemics! I can’t imagine how many American jokes they have for the millions of noises we can’t make in Chinese!!!!!
    So before you get all spiced up – ask me! Cause I know these things…
    And #35 – are you talking about TT from Reno 911 – because that is just an awesome comparison…..

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  39. D. Richards | December 11, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    I also hate fags…because my mom is one.

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  40. Son-of D. Richards | December 11, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    #39. HA-HA (!), Dick.

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  41. poohead | December 11, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    you cant even see her face. could be anybody.
    who caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares.
    ps: the butch firedyke was my #1 pick from the beginning. hachachaaaa.

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  42. cowcat | December 11, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    #38, she was talking about herself (Texas Tranny). Get it? And here you are calling others ignorant. Try thinking instead of wasting time typing out so many exclamation points.

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  43. Sauron | December 11, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    Looks like she’s giving the girl a punch of love.

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  44. FRIST!!! | December 11, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Well, at least tell me what is happenin, veggi, oh by the way, you stood me up again at the corner of drunk and happy..

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  45. Powergirl | December 11, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    #42 Dear Cowcat !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thank you for enlightening me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And you make no sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go eat eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And don’t you dare to tell me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  46. . | December 11, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    #45, looks like she already did.
    And Tila isn’t a Chinese immigrant , so the original poster’s comments were out of line and you’re a fucktard for defending him/her/it. I thought you said you “know these things”?

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  47. . | December 11, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    #45, looks like she already did.
    And Tila isn’t a Chinese immigrant , so the original poster’s comments were out of line and you’re a fucktard for defending him/her/it. I thought you said you “know these things”?

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  48. ST | December 11, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    #38 – Umm, gooks are not Chinese. Gooks are Vietnamese, and Vietnamese people can pronounce their L’s. With that being said, my comment was not ignorant.

    Thank you #46/47. Mrs. Know It All was actually wrong.

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  49. xoxo | December 11, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    her last name is nguyen. which makes her viet. ghetto is in her blood.

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  50. xoxo | December 11, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    oh and….she’s ugly.

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