Tila Tequila hates liars and believable acting

December 10th, 2007 // 93 Comments

Here’s an exclusive video of Tila Tequila all strippered-out while fighting another stripper. She’s like a midget in lingerie that knocks over your makeup, which is freaky in and of itself. I don’t know what lie was told to inspire this sexy leprechaun to fly off the handle, but I’m intrigued by the plot. I give it two thumbs up. Mostly for the stripper-matography.


  1. Bigheadmike

    She is worthless. Why even give her the time.

  2. ya mama

    first

  3. she is a litte monkey

    who will she pick tonight.

  4. ss team captain

    i love how she claims her family are “old school asians” who don’t know about the internet so they have no idea what she does. they would die of shame. someone should go over there and give them a heads up.

  5. Texas Tranny

    Now we’re talking……………

  6. Vanteal

    Id do her in the butt……..

    BTW first!

  7. DA

    ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    a catfight, meow

  8. nipolian

    Nice Fish……….very nice!

    BTW #5 your a………oh nevermind.

  9. ding dong.........

    #

    she’s not picking anybody. tonight is a season recap. they always do it like that on dating shows. next week she’ll pick the dude because america’s not ready for dudes to get beat out by butch firedykes.

  10. Powergirl

    LAME!!!
    They are laughing!

  11. mark

    well. Seems saw her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com.

  12. nipolian

    err….#6 – that’s odd, you were just #5.

  13. I don’t know why but I really hate that bitch. She is what is going wrong with America these days. Idiotic girls wanting fame for fames sake.

  14. Texas Tranny

    What the fuck???????

    #11, fuck off prick

  15. DeepFriedJesus

    I can’t believe someone lied to a stripper. What’s the world coming to.

  16. Auntie Kryst

    Wow Tila is really pissed off! I guess everyone is getting concerned over Mike Huckabee’s recent surge over Mitt Romney in the Iowa polls.

  17. Ted from LA

    It’s women like this who give dead worms in the bottom of a bottle of booze a bad name.

  18. fergernauster

    Who is this bazoomed midget? Looks like a chubby, sawed-off Posh-Spice.

  19. tim

    what a dumb whore

  20. fergernauster

    Also… why can’t girls fight like normal human beings? Why do they have to bitch-slap and throw cans of hairspray around? C’mon…

  21. eq

    She is a worthless piece of caca.

    But she is hot, asian girls are really attractive so she does not annoy me as much,

    but still does a little bit.

  22. holla@meh

    shes stupid and pointless and waste of time. wait a minute, JUST like the show named after her! haha WOW! what a coincidence!

  23. Labia is hard

    #18 you mean that is how Posh Spice would look if she had a normal body.

  24. Tapeworm

    Staged. Buried as lame.

    Stupid gook whore. “Ahhhh me sucky sucky, me ruv you rong time!!!”

    Why would she pick a name with 2 “L”s in it? It’s not like Asians have an easy time with “L”s.

    Herro. I rike rorrypops. I ruv to rick cock.

  25. Tila Tequila is really a Myspace star! but in this clip,, she’s just a whore brawling with other cats

  26. She looks like she has HPV.

  27. Eh, just another video clip I won’t be able to see til I get home, but will comment on as if I have seen it..

    OMG, what a whore!!!!!

  28. ST

    Who the hell is she to call a whore?

    And #24, good job at being ignorant, your racist comment was unnecessary. It seems to me youre basing the L thing off some stupid movie because yes, they can pronounce their L’s.

  29. D. Richards (Whore.)

    Where’s Dani? Too bad Dani wasn’t there to man-handle all of those wannabe-stripper sluts. I guess that wouldn’t really work out. I mean, Dani’s a fully grown man and those skanks are fragile from all of the vomiting they partake in at the drop-of a hat. Dans would shatter those rats. Then he’d fillet their pussies and feast like a king. Then Tila would blow him for a thick facial. Awe, man! Insides.

    It’s been a slow couple of days..

  30. Badgurl

    this looked so put on and fake.

  31. Chris Farley

    That’s the Saigon whore that bit my nose off!

  32. veggi

    FRIST!! I can watch it, but can’t hear it……. I’m not sure which is better there…. and if ever I got drunk and did something inappropriate, I forgive myself because of how she looks. Isn’t that nice of me?..

    EVERYBODY DRINK!! woo hoo!!..

  33. Bemused

    Like most of you, I have tremendous respect for Tila Tequila. In this instance, however, the staging is just too obvious. For genuine authenticity you need Oprah–or perhaps even Barack Himself.

  34. Lowlands

    What’s wrong with a lil foreplay?I didn’t see much hair pulling though.

  35. Texas Tranny

    She’s a TT also.

  36. D. Richards (Square.)

    #28? What planet you from? Racist jokes make the world go ’round, Johnson. Before bed every night I pray to the god-of racism: “Nixon (that’s the god-of racism’s name), thank you for negros, yell’r-man, red-man, white-trash, christians, Britney Spears, and last but not least in my regimen-of hate, Al Sharpton; what a worthless shit head”, then I finish by adding, “Heil Hitler.” Then I rub myself just right. Sheets!

  37. An avid consumer of pornography

    I have to agree with many that the video was staged, and as a result rather dismal. The lighting and sound was passable; along the lines of a respectable gonzo production by say a, Metro Pictures for example. It was, however, the obvious lack of enthusiasm amongst the supporting actresses that proved a real masturbatory letdown. That and they didn’t start kissing and fisting each other.

  38. Powergirl

    #28 – it is funny how people who are ignorant call others ignorant… maybe the other post was a little offensive. But it is true that native Chinese speakers cannot pronounce their Ls!!!!!
    It is not part of their phonemics! I can’t imagine how many American jokes they have for the millions of noises we can’t make in Chinese!!!!!
    So before you get all spiced up – ask me! Cause I know these things…
    And #35 – are you talking about TT from Reno 911 – because that is just an awesome comparison…..

  39. D. Richards

    I also hate fags…because my mom is one.

  40. Son-of D. Richards

    #39. HA-HA (!), Dick.

  41. poohead

    you cant even see her face. could be anybody.
    who caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares.
    ps: the butch firedyke was my #1 pick from the beginning. hachachaaaa.

  42. cowcat

    #38, she was talking about herself (Texas Tranny). Get it? And here you are calling others ignorant. Try thinking instead of wasting time typing out so many exclamation points.

  43. Sauron

    Looks like she’s giving the girl a punch of love.

  44. Well, at least tell me what is happenin, veggi, oh by the way, you stood me up again at the corner of drunk and happy..

  45. Powergirl

    #42 Dear Cowcat !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thank you for enlightening me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And you make no sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go eat eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And don’t you dare to tell me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. .

    #45, looks like she already did.
    And Tila isn’t a Chinese immigrant , so the original poster’s comments were out of line and you’re a fucktard for defending him/her/it. I thought you said you “know these things”?

  47. .

    #45, looks like she already did.
    And Tila isn’t a Chinese immigrant , so the original poster’s comments were out of line and you’re a fucktard for defending him/her/it. I thought you said you “know these things”?

  48. ST

    #38 – Umm, gooks are not Chinese. Gooks are Vietnamese, and Vietnamese people can pronounce their L’s. With that being said, my comment was not ignorant.

    Thank you #46/47. Mrs. Know It All was actually wrong.

  49. xoxo

    her last name is nguyen. which makes her viet. ghetto is in her blood.

  50. xoxo

    oh and….she’s ugly.

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