Tila Tequila’s breasts don’t look out of place

April 2nd, 2009 // 85 Comments

Here’s Tila Tequila outside of Sunset One last night demonstrating how much she hates clothes but loves breasts. *sigh* It’s like we’re the same person. Except I don’t know where the pot of gold is.


  1. Darth

    Yay! Who’s this!?

  2. Gando

    Is it just me or do i see a lill penis there!?

  3. Galtacticus

    I’m wondering why she’s carrying her toilet bag!?

  4. Jason

    WTF do you keep posting pictures of this little troll? Don’t you know… everytime I see her, my penis goes into hiding for at least three days. Why? Why?

  5. Wow, she is beautiful and has such a great personality. I would jump at a chance to join her dating show. She’s a definite star who should be making her own movies. I love her, can’t get enough of her. She gorgeous!

  6. Mr. Obvious

    you know what, I would still do her.

  7. kingofbeer

    There should be a 60 min special on how painful that implant must be…. Hell it looks painful.

  8. RaraAvis

    kingofbeer – I was thinking the same thing. Look how stretched out her skin is. It must hurt like hell. And it must kill all sensation. I’ll keep the feeling in mine, thanks just the same.

  9. timmy the dying boy

    Those would sit the same way whether she had the bra on or not, or even if she stood on her head, for all that.

  10. lola

    She could be an attractive women if she got rid of the implants and stopped acting like a whore. This is why people from other women think American women are immoral and skanky

  11. Carmelita Spats

    God damn it, she’s stupid and vapid! Why the fuck do we make celebrities out of people like this?

  12. the BIG question:
    WHEN ARE THEY GONNA EXPLODE, folks?

  13. Robert Wagner

    Look at those implants. She’ll never have to worry about drowning when she is pushed off a boat. In fact, I would like to push her off a boat in the dark of night, you know, like Natalie Wood. He….He…..He….Ha…..Ha…Ha. Who would miss her anyway.

  14. 1moreidiotintheworld

    When she’s 20 years older the twins will slide down over her waist with a bunch of stretch marks where her “tits” used to be. What a lovely sight to behold…….

  15. Kendra

    Her boobs look like they’d feel really hard. The skin is stretch over them probably as tight as it will possibly go.

  16. Darth

    Hola!

  17. #5 My friend told a me a hot dating place …..seekbi.com…..where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire or hot girl ,supermodels and so on.First i can’t believe,then i sign up there. i really got many friends including celebrities.it’s so exciting.Happy life is up to U!!!!^^

  18. dontlooknow

    First of all, how does she stand up? If I were that short and had sweater cows that big, I would fall on my face. Waiting to see that happen…

  19. No_one_yuno

    She looks like one of those BRATZ dolls

    Oh yah Ted Nugent made her cry, and thats why he is the Motor City Madman!

  20. Ho Chi Min Trail

    these rice whores all look alike. All these Asian fucks have deformed looking faces, and only through plastic surgery can they even come close to looking like a real human.

  21. Ham Sandwich

    Will someone please just punch this moon-faced gook cunt in the head & let’s call it a day.

  22. kels

    my sister thinks all asians look like they have down syndrome.

  23. kels

    my sister thinks all asians look like they have down syndrome.

  24. Amaranth

    ah yes Tila, many moons ago my boy used to date her when he was in the import scene big time and she was by far the dumbest and sluttiest girl ever. There was a term we used to say, “The town bicycle, everyone gets a ride.” She has to be the ugliest Asian girl I have seen that’s on media. My two hands couldn’t cover her face because she looks like a bean sprout.

  25. Ick.

    she is icky.

  26. Look she got new boobs. Her former breast implants were nearly as obnoxious…

  27. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  28. sally

    everyone knows asian girls are self-conscious about their flat faces and flat bodies, so they try to make up for it with big fake titties.

  29. sally

    everyone knows asian girls are self-conscious about their flat faces and flat bodies, so they try to make up for it with big fake titties.

  30. Fatty McFatovich

    i miss randal.

  31. sin

    If I can get a shot to get rid of whatever STD she has, I would love to nail it. Several times and in as many positions i can get in.

  32. I don’t know what the haters have against Tila. put they should stop…it’s not like we want her to her you and decide that she needs to put on a shirt or something.

  33. ROZ

    let’s get her on a spaceship and watch those disgustingly fake
    thingers explode!

  34. yx

    She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating
    site ____T a l l m e e t . c o m___last week. I am wondering
    what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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