Tila Tequila’s breasts don’t look out of place

April 2nd, 2009 // 85 Comments

Here’s Tila Tequila outside of Sunset One last night demonstrating how much she hates clothes but loves breasts. *sigh* It’s like we’re the same person. Except I don’t know where the pot of gold is.

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Comments (85)

  1. g_girl | April 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    first, skanks

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  2. ilikemen | April 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    i cry when i masturbate

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  3. tila tequila | April 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    these really expensive giant plastic whore bags totally distract from my sideways vagina, right?

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  4. Karen | April 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Ok, enough with the fake lesbians. If you’re so mentally unstable that you can’t locate a sexual preference, it doesn’t mean you’re bisexual. It means you’re a loser.

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  5. Tony | April 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Wow! I’d love to break a tooth on one of those!

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  6. GuyHolly | April 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    She is a walking Petri dish.

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  7. Deacon Jones | April 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    @5
    Nah, it means you’re a REALLY bid slut.

    Open up, motherfucker

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  8. Ang | April 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Apparently somebody only had 2 dollah.

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  9. Dan | April 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Sorry but that’s gross.. why does she even bother with a bra?? Those bags of silicon aren’t moving any where.. just stick some tape over your nipples and call it a day.

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  10. dude_on | April 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Proof once again that you can put tits on damn near anything and make it better. Fake tits are easily the best thing science has produced since microwave burritos.

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  11. Jay | April 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Who goes out in nothing but lingerie and a jacket? Actually, nvm…don’t answer that…

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  12. mixedmartialartvideos.com | April 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Not bad

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  13. Vintage ROUGH | April 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    This Banckock booberella got a superb body minus the inflatables…Id kiss Paris Hilton before i kiss this spit swapper.

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  14. HEYITSME | April 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    THOSE AIN”T REAL!!!!

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  15. HEYITSME | April 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    THOSE AIN”T REAL!!!!

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  16. Vintage ROUGH | April 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    If Vince Shomio likes to kiss, he should seek this chic…

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  17. Newcastle | April 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    How anyone can be attracted to that is beyond me.

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  18. JSpicoli | April 2, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    What a slunt

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  19. 10hard | April 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    The bruise on her thigh is real hot…

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  20. amanda | April 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    i dont remember those things being quite so large…

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  21. Brian | April 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Please, get her and Octomom and shoot them both in the face.

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  22. Max Planck | April 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Excuse me but could you bend over the side of my boat…I don’t want to damage it against the dock.

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  23. Monkey's Bone | April 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    They have an air valve underneath. She just pulls into a local 7-11 and drops a quarter in the ole air machine, and *presto* – Monster-Boobs

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  24. britney's weave | April 2, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    “Except I don’t know where the pot of gold is.”

    good one, fish. :-D

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  25. Ted from L | April 2, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Do you know what would look really good with those clown tits? Huge floppy red shoes.

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  26. Star Wars Book Reviews | April 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    She is filthy, but I would like to play with those fun bags.

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  27. Crappola | April 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    mmm… boobz… but ‘er face!! Agh.

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  28. Dave | April 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Where is daisy at? Perfect spot for a “fake……shadows are all wrong” comment.

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  29. jt | April 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    i love em this real.

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  30. Mama Pinkus | April 2, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    I’d like to thank the previous posters – been feeling a bit down lately and reading these witty-isms has me laughing my ass off. Well done!!!

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  31. Lain | April 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Did she get a new set of implants? She admitted they were fake before. But these look bigger and more bolted-on!

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  32. RichPort's Ghost | April 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    She should just bite the bullet and do porn… oh wait…

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  33. Roxi | April 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    its obvious she has gotten bigger implants and i wonder how far would she go the next time? those are almost as big as her midget body, geeeeeeeeez :X

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  34. Apes in the White House | April 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    you can see the sickle cells just oozing out of this monkey lover. She probably voted for Obomma.

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  35. California Red | April 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    this chick is a never was. Let her fade into oblivion.

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  36. Fati | April 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Those are one of the most obviously fake boobjobs I’ve everseen. Does any celebrity still has natural boobs? That’s so pathetic.

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  37. Turd Ferguson | April 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Uhhgg.
    I’ll take small realies over big fakies anyday.
    Those things just look silly.

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  38. Amy | April 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Those have to be, without a doubt, the most horribly fake-looking breasts I’ve ever seen. I should know, I’ve got fake breasts. I mean, I’m broke as a joke and I could afford more realistic looking shit than that.

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  39. havoc | April 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Her fifteen minutes were up a loooooong time ago….

    Next.

    .

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  40. Anus Licker | April 2, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    I’d stil poke her in the bung hole!

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  41. ashton | April 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    ugly ass leprechaun

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  42. Tom | April 2, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    I would hit that…again.

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  43. Charley Kane | April 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    “Tila Tequila’s breasts don’t look out of place”

    They wouldn’t look out of place in a quarry.

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  44. JPRichardson | April 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Lovely little tight body. Boobs are a big no-no, but the rest is fine. I would so much hit that…

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  45. rambo | April 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    I once killed one of those in Khe Sanh, back in 1968, when hunting in the area was legal… I fucked it then shot it in the face.

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  46. Asstronaut | April 2, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    They can put a man on the moon, but they can’t make fake boobs with natural looking cleavage? What is science FOR anyway?

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  47. Gar | April 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    am i the only one who find her less attractive than an ugly green pink dotted martian ?

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  48. farty mcshitface | April 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    47, no you aren’t. this lousy attention whore is over her 15 minute limit and using up someone else’s credit fo another 15. she is hideous inside and out. i wouldn’t fuck her even if i lost a bet.

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  49. kels | April 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    ching chong ding dong… me love you long time….2 dolla make me holla…she’s looks like a beast from the east! yuckers!

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  50. kels | April 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    ching chong ding dong… me love you long time….2 dolla make me holla…she’s looks like a beast from the east! yuckers!

    Reply

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