Here’s Tila Tequila outside of Sunset One last night demonstrating how much she hates clothes but loves breasts. *sigh* It’s like we’re the same person. Except I don’t know where the pot of gold is.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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g_girl | April 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm
first, skanks
ilikemen | April 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm
i cry when i masturbate
tila tequila | April 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm
these really expensive giant plastic whore bags totally distract from my sideways vagina, right?
Karen | April 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Ok, enough with the fake lesbians. If you’re so mentally unstable that you can’t locate a sexual preference, it doesn’t mean you’re bisexual. It means you’re a loser.
Tony | April 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Wow! I’d love to break a tooth on one of those!
GuyHolly | April 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm
She is a walking Petri dish.
Deacon Jones | April 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm
@5
Nah, it means you’re a REALLY bid slut.
Open up, motherfucker
Ang | April 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Apparently somebody only had 2 dollah.
Dan | April 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Sorry but that’s gross.. why does she even bother with a bra?? Those bags of silicon aren’t moving any where.. just stick some tape over your nipples and call it a day.
dude_on | April 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Proof once again that you can put tits on damn near anything and make it better. Fake tits are easily the best thing science has produced since microwave burritos.
Jay | April 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Who goes out in nothing but lingerie and a jacket? Actually, nvm…don’t answer that…
mixedmartialartvideos.com | April 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Not bad
Vintage ROUGH | April 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm
This Banckock booberella got a superb body minus the inflatables…Id kiss Paris Hilton before i kiss this spit swapper.
HEYITSME | April 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
THOSE AIN”T REAL!!!!
HEYITSME | April 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
THOSE AIN”T REAL!!!!
Vintage ROUGH | April 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm
If Vince Shomio likes to kiss, he should seek this chic…
Newcastle | April 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
How anyone can be attracted to that is beyond me.
JSpicoli | April 2, 2009 at 2:29 pm
What a slunt
10hard | April 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
The bruise on her thigh is real hot…
amanda | April 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm
i dont remember those things being quite so large…
Brian | April 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Please, get her and Octomom and shoot them both in the face.
Max Planck | April 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Excuse me but could you bend over the side of my boat…I don’t want to damage it against the dock.
Monkey's Bone | April 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm
They have an air valve underneath. She just pulls into a local 7-11 and drops a quarter in the ole air machine, and *presto* – Monster-Boobs
britney's weave | April 2, 2009 at 2:49 pm
“Except I don’t know where the pot of gold is.”
good one, fish. :-D
Ted from L | April 2, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Do you know what would look really good with those clown tits? Huge floppy red shoes.
Star Wars Book Reviews | April 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
She is filthy, but I would like to play with those fun bags.
Crappola | April 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
mmm… boobz… but ‘er face!! Agh.
Dave | April 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Where is daisy at? Perfect spot for a “fake……shadows are all wrong” comment.
jt | April 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm
i love em this real.
Mama Pinkus | April 2, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I’d like to thank the previous posters – been feeling a bit down lately and reading these witty-isms has me laughing my ass off. Well done!!!
Lain | April 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Did she get a new set of implants? She admitted they were fake before. But these look bigger and more bolted-on!
RichPort's Ghost | April 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm
She should just bite the bullet and do porn… oh wait…
Roxi | April 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm
its obvious she has gotten bigger implants and i wonder how far would she go the next time? those are almost as big as her midget body, geeeeeeeeez :X
Apes in the White House | April 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm
you can see the sickle cells just oozing out of this monkey lover. She probably voted for Obomma.
California Red | April 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm
this chick is a never was. Let her fade into oblivion.
Fati | April 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Those are one of the most obviously fake boobjobs I’ve everseen. Does any celebrity still has natural boobs? That’s so pathetic.
Turd Ferguson | April 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Uhhgg.
I’ll take small realies over big fakies anyday.
Those things just look silly.
Amy | April 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Those have to be, without a doubt, the most horribly fake-looking breasts I’ve ever seen. I should know, I’ve got fake breasts. I mean, I’m broke as a joke and I could afford more realistic looking shit than that.
havoc | April 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Her fifteen minutes were up a loooooong time ago….
Next.
.
Anus Licker | April 2, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I’d stil poke her in the bung hole!
ashton | April 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm
ugly ass leprechaun
Tom | April 2, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I would hit that…again.
Charley Kane | April 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm
“Tila Tequila’s breasts don’t look out of place”
They wouldn’t look out of place in a quarry.
JPRichardson | April 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Lovely little tight body. Boobs are a big no-no, but the rest is fine. I would so much hit that…
rambo | April 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I once killed one of those in Khe Sanh, back in 1968, when hunting in the area was legal… I fucked it then shot it in the face.
Asstronaut | April 2, 2009 at 5:08 pm
They can put a man on the moon, but they can’t make fake boobs with natural looking cleavage? What is science FOR anyway?
Gar | April 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm
am i the only one who find her less attractive than an ugly green pink dotted martian ?
farty mcshitface | April 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm
47, no you aren’t. this lousy attention whore is over her 15 minute limit and using up someone else’s credit fo another 15. she is hideous inside and out. i wouldn’t fuck her even if i lost a bet.
kels | April 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm
ching chong ding dong… me love you long time….2 dolla make me holla…she’s looks like a beast from the east! yuckers!
kels | April 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm
ching chong ding dong… me love you long time….2 dolla make me holla…she’s looks like a beast from the east! yuckers!