Here’s Tila Tequila outside of Sunset One last night demonstrating how much she hates clothes but loves breasts. *sigh* It’s like we’re the same person. Except I don’t know where the pot of gold is.
i cry when i masturbate
these really expensive giant plastic whore bags totally distract from my sideways vagina, right?
Ok, enough with the fake lesbians. If you’re so mentally unstable that you can’t locate a sexual preference, it doesn’t mean you’re bisexual. It means you’re a loser.
Wow! I’d love to break a tooth on one of those!
She is a walking Petri dish.
Nah, it means you’re a REALLY bid slut.
Open up, motherfucker
Apparently somebody only had 2 dollah.
Sorry but that’s gross.. why does she even bother with a bra?? Those bags of silicon aren’t moving any where.. just stick some tape over your nipples and call it a day.
Proof once again that you can put tits on damn near anything and make it better. Fake tits are easily the best thing science has produced since microwave burritos.
Who goes out in nothing but lingerie and a jacket? Actually, nvm…don’t answer that…
This Banckock booberella got a superb body minus the inflatables…Id kiss Paris Hilton before i kiss this spit swapper.
THOSE AIN”T REAL!!!!
If Vince Shomio likes to kiss, he should seek this chic…
How anyone can be attracted to that is beyond me.
What a slunt
The bruise on her thigh is real hot…
i dont remember those things being quite so large…
Please, get her and Octomom and shoot them both in the face.
Excuse me but could you bend over the side of my boat…I don’t want to damage it against the dock.
They have an air valve underneath. She just pulls into a local 7-11 and drops a quarter in the ole air machine, and *presto* – Monster-Boobs
“Except I don’t know where the pot of gold is.”
good one, fish. :-D
Do you know what would look really good with those clown tits? Huge floppy red shoes.
She is filthy, but I would like to play with those fun bags.
mmm… boobz… but ‘er face!! Agh.
Where is daisy at? Perfect spot for a “fake……shadows are all wrong” comment.
i love em this real.
I’d like to thank the previous posters – been feeling a bit down lately and reading these witty-isms has me laughing my ass off. Well done!!!
Did she get a new set of implants? She admitted they were fake before. But these look bigger and more bolted-on!
She should just bite the bullet and do porn… oh wait…
its obvious she has gotten bigger implants and i wonder how far would she go the next time? those are almost as big as her midget body, geeeeeeeeez :X
you can see the sickle cells just oozing out of this monkey lover. She probably voted for Obomma.
this chick is a never was. Let her fade into oblivion.
Those are one of the most obviously fake boobjobs I’ve everseen. Does any celebrity still has natural boobs? That’s so pathetic.
I’ll take small realies over big fakies anyday.
Those things just look silly.
Those have to be, without a doubt, the most horribly fake-looking breasts I’ve ever seen. I should know, I’ve got fake breasts. I mean, I’m broke as a joke and I could afford more realistic looking shit than that.
Her fifteen minutes were up a loooooong time ago….
I’d stil poke her in the bung hole!
ugly ass leprechaun
I would hit that…again.
“Tila Tequila’s breasts don’t look out of place”
They wouldn’t look out of place in a quarry.
Lovely little tight body. Boobs are a big no-no, but the rest is fine. I would so much hit that…
I once killed one of those in Khe Sanh, back in 1968, when hunting in the area was legal… I fucked it then shot it in the face.
They can put a man on the moon, but they can’t make fake boobs with natural looking cleavage? What is science FOR anyway?
am i the only one who find her less attractive than an ugly green pink dotted martian ?
47, no you aren’t. this lousy attention whore is over her 15 minute limit and using up someone else’s credit fo another 15. she is hideous inside and out. i wouldn’t fuck her even if i lost a bet.
ching chong ding dong… me love you long time….2 dolla make me holla…she’s looks like a beast from the east! yuckers!
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