Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she’s a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV’s A Shot at Love thus sealing her fate in leprechaun obscurity. *sniff* It feels like Christmas. People reports:
A beaming Tequila told PEOPLE she “didn’t want to jinx anything” about their relationship, but said she was very happy.
Semel, however, happily shared her feelings for the MTV reality star. “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her…and it just happened,” Semel says of Tequila. Now the “best friends” are content to lay in bed watching movies, share clothes and makeup and steer clear of drama.
You know how I know this relationship is bullshit? Courtenay says they share each other clothes. Yeah, right. There’s only person in the world capable of swapping clothes with Tila Tequila. Unfortunately, I’m sworn to secrecy, but I’ll give you a hint: It’s Tom Cruise.
AWWW LOOK HOW HAPPY ALL THE WHITE MEN ARE
YOU GUYS JUST LOVE LITTLE BOYS REALLY DON’T YOU
IS THAT WHY ALL YOUR WOMEN STARVE THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN BE SHAPELESS LIKE ASIANS?????
THAT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, THE BODY OF CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL PEDOS DEEP INSIDE!!!!
AWWW LOOK HOW HAPPY ALL THE WHITE MEN ARE
YOU GUYS JUST LOVE LITTLE BOYS REALLY DON’T YOU
IS THAT WHY ALL YOUR WOMEN STARVE THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN BE SHAPELESS LIKE ASIANS?????
THAT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, THE BODY OF CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL PEDOS DEEP INSIDE!!!!
If she is fucking this girl who is linked to lindsey, she might as well just fuck all of Hollywood now, because you know lindsey has! Gross.
This is the same sort of lesbian lilo is:
…….LET’S MEET E.T.!!
Nice Ass, Nice Tits, not so nice is the squished voodoo apple head
FUGLYYYYYYYYY
@51-52 -umm…I have to admit Tila has shape, or basketballs in her bloomers.
Hey,That Girl Jenn, treat yourself to a new strap on.Then fuck yourself.
What’s your problem jenn? Jealous? Are you overweight? I may be a so-called “shapeless” asian with natural D’s, but hey, I probably get more dick than you ever will!
I seen her on the reality show, she ain’t all that HOT.
Damn! Who’s her friend in blue ???
I used to be a car show model, and I have worked with this bitch… I remember her wearing some hotpants this one time, and she had no ass whatsoever.
That shit is fake…
You’re incredibly ignorant, JENN. Learn proper grammar and punctuation and please try not to type in all caps. Your lack of education and class is quite apparent. No wonder you are so insecure! You just made yourself look like an ass by showing everyone WHY white men steer clear from women like you.
I don’t understand the unnecessary hate against Asian women. Just because we are generally petite in frame and don’t wear the average American size 12 doesn’t mean we starve ourselves. I for one wear a size 2 and have C cup breasts while I eat fast-food five days a week. The bottom line: sorry if we don’t kill ourselves eating celery and work out seven days a week at the gym!
Tila Tequila isn’t exactly the best representation of Asian beauty, or beauty, for that matter. Anyone who thinks otherwise has way below average taste.
That ass is SOOOOOO STUFFED.
Her real ass is so flat. The most obvious case of BUTTPADS I’ve ever seen.
No Tila Ms. Pumpkinhead, you’ll never be Kim Kardashian, she’s gorgeous and stunning and her ass is real, you’re ugly and you only manage to look good on professional photoshoot airbrushed and photoshoped pictures, because au natural you’re ugly as shit, like on your TV show, you’re so damn unnatractive out of your photos man (what professional photoshoots can do!) the kinda girl no one turns their head to look twice at. Stop trying so hard and stop faking your ass.
Wow some people can be mean. Her friend in blue is her Girlfriend Courtenay Semel looking lovely! Has Tila really really found true love or is this relationship over?