Tila Tequila finds lesbian love, not returning for third season of A Shot at Love
Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she’s a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV’s A Shot at Love thus sealing her fate in leprechaun obscurity. *sniff* It feels like Christmas. People reports:
A beaming Tequila told PEOPLE she “didn’t want to jinx anything” about their relationship, but said she was very happy.
Semel, however, happily shared her feelings for the MTV reality star. “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her…and it just happened,” Semel says of Tequila. Now the “best friends” are content to lay in bed watching movies, share clothes and makeup and steer clear of drama.
You know how I know this relationship is bullshit? Courtenay says they share each other clothes. Yeah, right. There’s only person in the world capable of swapping clothes with Tila Tequila. Unfortunately, I’m sworn to secrecy, but I’ll give you a hint: It’s Tom Cruise.