Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she’s a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV’s A Shot at Love thus sealing her fate in leprechaun obscurity. *sniff* It feels like Christmas. People reports:
A beaming Tequila told PEOPLE she “didn’t want to jinx anything” about their relationship, but said she was very happy.
Semel, however, happily shared her feelings for the MTV reality star. “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her…and it just happened,” Semel says of Tequila. Now the “best friends” are content to lay in bed watching movies, share clothes and makeup and steer clear of drama.
You know how I know this relationship is bullshit? Courtenay says they share each other clothes. Yeah, right. There’s only person in the world capable of swapping clothes with Tila Tequila. Unfortunately, I’m sworn to secrecy, but I’ll give you a hint: It’s Tom Cruise.
ggggggg | August 12, 2008 at 1:32 pm
BUTTERFACE
Bigheadmike | August 12, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Does anyone really give a rats ass about her?
Butt Munch | August 12, 2008 at 1:39 pm
shes a wanna be KIM, sticking her butt out like that….
i guess the butt pad is the new thing.
but dear i say this little troll is prettier then kim?
Spanky | August 12, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Funny thing neither one of them are gay. I have had them both. Wait, maybe that is why they are gay now. Darn.
Yawn-Malice | August 12, 2008 at 1:42 pm
seems to have taken a step forward and left the lower half of her body behind
Jackson | August 12, 2008 at 1:42 pm
It looks like her and Kim Kardaskank wear the same kind of girdle lol!
sharpeidude | August 12, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Oh she’ll be back people; you can count on it. I hear therr’s already a spin-off in the works, but they can’t decide whether to title it; “HEY G.I.! NUMBA WUN FUKKI-SUKKI” or ” A SHOT OF PROTEIN”.
p0nk | August 12, 2008 at 1:45 pm
TCLTC
Teef | August 12, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You know when you’ve been tango’d…
RichPort | August 12, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Tila Nguyen was always more attractive when she was an unknown masturbating with old car parts.
Blah | August 12, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I thought the big thing was that it was all bs because she had a serious boyfriend? Anyways, her dike is friggin oogly moogly either way. And pumpkinhead herself isn’t as hot as she thinks. Can’t believe I’m even commenting on this, I could care less about this story. I’m just BORED!
Jumpin_J | August 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm
No Shot Of Love III? Oh, crap. Now I’ll have to start going back to church.
Famous Plastic | August 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm
She may not being coming back for A Shot at Love 3, but they will find some lame “reality” show to stick her and her new girlfriend on.
BombHollywood | August 12, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Way to make Lesbianism a turn off Tila, thanks alot.
The Laughing G-D | August 12, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Midget be damned! Look at how that butt sticks out and that wide stance. Someone’s been training on parking lot cones!!!
buffy | August 12, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Is it really lesbian love when one of them looks like a dude and probably has a gigantic penis?
Don Knotts | August 12, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Must…not…pull…trigger….
JJ Daddy-O | August 12, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Courtenay is the daughter of one of the founders of Yahoo!, so Tila is going where the money is….
Ted from LA | August 12, 2008 at 2:10 pm
She must be eating the same shit Kim Karcrashian eats.
Amanda | August 12, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Thats hilarious – because MTV is doing a casting call for her show in Detroit this weekend. Publicity stunt?
http://www.channel955.com/pages/shot_at_love_casting.html
mixedmartialartvideos.com | August 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm
twat did you say?
Ted from LA | August 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm
#17,
Aim carefully… remember, you only have one bullet.
Oh my, how unfortunate | August 12, 2008 at 2:20 pm
If those two had kids together the baby would have some massive hips
Bret | August 12, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Yes, casting call for new Shot at Love, but with “an all new cast”. They’ll find some other (hopefully hotter) bi girl that wants to make a complete ass out of herself.
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>Thats hilarious – because MTV is doing a casting call for her show
> in Detroit this weekend. Publicity stunt?
>
>http://www.channel955.com/pages/shot_at_love_casting.html
Guy | August 12, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Could she be trying to show off her butt any more?
Jimboooo! | August 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Who are these people, and why should I care?
No. I’m not joking. I don’t know who these people are. Although, if I did know who they were, I wouldn’t care then either, so I’m not really sure what my reasons are for requesting clarification. Maybe deep down I do care, thereby requiring more information, while simultaneously maintaining an outward impression of indifference.
I feel peculiar. I think the walls may be crumbling. I need to go outside.
Britterz!!!!! | August 12, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Tilla is just one funny lookin midgit….. so fake… oh so fake.
Ted from LA | August 12, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Tila has the same greasy face as Hayden. It’s from shinning them up before the midget bowling competition. They also have the same bruising on the top of their heads. It’s just so sad.
Racer X | August 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm
A Shot of Valtrex casting call.
/#20 FIFY
her ass is sooo stuffed | August 12, 2008 at 3:21 pm
what’s wrong with her ass? her ass used to be flatter than a pancake, and now she suddenly grew an ass? there’s some major and serious ass stuffing going on there, flat booty Tila you ain’t fooling anybody, you’re no Kim Kardashian, not even close (you wish) and you’ll never have a nice ass, no matter how much you stuff it, it’s still a flat pancake.
Mike | August 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Shit, I’d do ‘em both!!!
rough daddy | August 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm
why is she not returning for a third season? shes done making the producers filthy rich, in swap of being an f level celebrity?
LaraCroftsmole | August 12, 2008 at 3:43 pm
FUCKING Ugly, seems she is aiming to be Kim K, Kim has the face though, she has nothing other than some trashy looking tats.
rough daddy | August 12, 2008 at 3:44 pm
how fast will courtney dumb this spit gurgling midget…
Cash | August 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm
And this would be news if she didn’t already have a long term boyfriend before and during Shot of Love.
Maybe they are into threesomes… who honestly gives a shit either way?
meee | August 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm
if you have to stand like that just to make it look like you have some semblance of an ass….just give up
jimbo | August 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Deep ass fucking is in order here…
Lana | August 12, 2008 at 4:41 pm
All she has is nice butt. She look like an old granny sometimes.
me too | August 12, 2008 at 4:49 pm
So yea, uhhh….when does the ‘video’ come out?
JPRichardson | August 12, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I don’t know about you guys, but I for one could use a night o’love with that slutty girl. You can say whatever you want about her, but still she has a great body. Hmmmm…..
ben | August 12, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Lesbian???This lady was once a vip member of Richromances.com. It is said she is interested in dating wealthy guys over there
Ted from LA | August 12, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Fuck you Ben.
cranky | August 12, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I’d gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.
Jaan Kanellis | August 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm
LOL, this crotch is ex-Yahoo CEO Terry Semel daughter, LOLOLOL
http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com | August 12, 2008 at 9:40 pm
How is her butt so big???
Hfire3 | August 12, 2008 at 11:13 pm
I think “yuck” sums it up nicely.
lavendettaverde | August 12, 2008 at 11:15 pm
BUTTPADS ON THAT!!!!!!!!
cathy | August 12, 2008 at 11:47 pm
do you know they open their blog on a free interracial dating club ###[[[[[mixedloving .com]]]]]]###. they must hope their fans go there to support them, but their pics in the blog are reeally good.
elvis | August 13, 2008 at 1:23 am
I hear the angles singing with joy, no more of that lame show and Z list celeb. Think then cancellation was her idea or MTV’s. Me thinks Tequila would not pass on the opportunity for more attention.
camel toe | August 13, 2008 at 1:28 am
Who gives a shit about that fat ass Vietnamese prostitute.The Department of Defense couldn’t design a rubber strong enough to fuck that gross bitch.