Tila Tequila doesn’t want you to see her naked now

Despite the fact she went on a five-hour naked rant on Ustream just last week, Tila Tequila is suing 4tube.com for posting a sex tape of her that she claims is from a stolen laptop. TMZ reports:

Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
TMZ spoke with Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.”

Or another way to read this story: “Tila Tequila pretends to sue a porn site for attention, but really doesn’t give a shit because her entire life is a giant sex tape.” To prove my point, you could run into Tila at a McDonald’s and there’d be a 98% chance she’s naked and/or blowing a Grimace in front of a webcam. Stop me if I’m making too much sense.

NOTE: You can see a clip of the video here if you’re into two seconds of Tila’s face followed by 13 seconds of absolutely nothing happening to some guy’s penis. Whee. (Warning: Link is extremely NSFW).

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