Tila Tequila doesn’t want you to see her naked now

November 24th, 2009 // 52 Comments

Despite the fact she went on a five-hour naked rant on Ustream just last week, Tila Tequila is suing 4tube.com for posting a sex tape of her that she claims is from a stolen laptop. TMZ reports:

Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
TMZ spoke with Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.”

Or another way to read this story: “Tila Tequila pretends to sue a porn site for attention, but really doesn’t give a shit because her entire life is a giant sex tape.” To prove my point, you could run into Tila at a McDonald’s and there’d be a 98% chance she’s naked and/or blowing a Grimace in front of a webcam. Stop me if I’m making too much sense.

NOTE: You can see a clip of the video here if you’re into two seconds of Tila’s face followed by 13 seconds of absolutely nothing happening to some guy’s penis. Whee. (Warning: Link is extremely NSFW).

Photos: WENN
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  1. jim eh

    when is that ugly midget dyke gonna die?

  2. She is the sexiest gremlin alive!

  3. Steve

    Am I mistaken, isn’t she a porn actress? And now she is suing about the release of a sex tape?

    This would be ironic if leprechauns could experience such a thing.

  4. Anon

    Big deal. She’s finally becomeing the porn whore we all thought she was. This tiny bitch can make even Mini Me’s dick look big.

  5. nicole

    FUCK OBAMA !!!

    THIS IS WHY OUR COUNTRY SUCKS.

    ILOVEKS

  6. nicole

    FUCK OBAMA !!!

    THIS IS WHY OUR COUNTRY SUCKS.

    ILOVEKS

  7. Jabron

    oh she a classy ho now huh

  8. nicole

    FUCK OBAMA !!!

    THIS IS WHY OUR COUNTRY SUCKS.

    ILOVEKS

  9. Jabron

    #5,6, and 8
    Fuck you, you racist white beotch

  10. JabronSucks

    @9 you can criticize the president and not be racist you dumb bastard

  11. I think that you are probably right. I reckon she is only suing for attention and does not really care about being publicly humiliated.

  12. You Boyfriend, Merriman

    FUCK U TILA. GO HOOK ELSEWHERE
    FUCK U TILA. GO HOOK ELSEWHERE
    FUCK U TILA. GO HOOK ELSEWHERE
    FUCK U TILA. GO HOOK ELSEWHERE
    FUCK U TILA. GO HOOK ELSEWHERE
    FUCK U TILA. GO HOOK ELSEWHERE
    FUCK U TILA. GO HOOK ELSEWHERE

  13. youknow

    That dress makes her ass look big

  14. Sport

    Just die already so the Dead Pool can move on to Lohan and Shitney.

  15. Too late Atila. I’ve seen all your brown bits and i want my money back.

  16. KELZ

    WHY DO ASIANS LOVE ATTENTION? FIRST JON GOSSELIN, NOW THIS OTHER ASIAN. THEY ARE BOTH NASTY AND DISGUSTING.

  17. Rough's P.O.V.

    You realize Tila is setting back a certain class of women a 100 years back, no I’m not talking about pioneering women or the women’s movement, I’m referring to actual whores…

  18. Captain_Insano

    That girl in the BUSTEDTEES ad isn’t wearing abra.

  19. Hanson Danson

    Stroking a dick seems second nature to her so how is this sueable?

  20. just

    I think you’ll find it’s talentless wonders that love attention. Characters who are actually good at their trade only pop up for publicity when they have finished something they’ve created and are ready to put it on display.

    You are either a PORN STAR or you are NOT A PORN STAR. Even the worst porn actress out there puts these vapid hussies efforts to shame. Never have I seen such dull, lifeless women on tape. They then go around as if they are sex symbols… FAIL.

  21. Smile

    The only good thing about that NSFW link was the end of the tape where they show other much better sexier videos… Who the fuck wants to jerk off to a troll anyway?

  22. Aghast

    Tila Nguyen the porn actress is suing over a sex tape? Makes sense.

  23. dude

    TRANSLATION: 4Tube paid Tequila to “leak a sextape” in exchange for the zillion hits they’ll get

  24. NICOLE

    im not whitee! im a black folk. i love me my fried chicken and purple drankkk

    ILOVEKS

  25. NICOLE

    THANK YOU #10.

    BLACK PEOPLE ARE WHO IS RACIST. GET OVER YOURSELVES. STOP CALLING EVERYONE RACIST WHEN ITS YOU WHO ASSUME ALL WHITE PPL ARE RACIST OR EVERYONE WHO HATES OBAMA IS RACIST

    EVERY PRESIDENT HAS BEEN HATED ON. NONE HAVE BEEN BLACK BEFORE.. SO I GUESS ITS NOT ABOUT RACISM THEN , HUH? THINK BOUT IT…

  26. NICOLE

    and I AM WHITE AND PROUD TO BE SO.

  27. DT

    what she’s saying is that she’ll sucky-sucky long time but you need to pay the fuck up.

  28. Rabbit

    Mmmmmmmm, Asian Big breasted porn!

  29. Jesus,

    Shut the fuck up Nicole. The black man in the suit didn’t make you bleed for 15 days this month.

  30. She’s ridiculous, but this actually has merit. Yeah, she’s basically a porn star, but, the tape is her intellectual content. Also, she’s not suing, her lawyer is sending a C&D letter. It’s not a big deal.

  31. RebelMinion

    Who the hell is Tila Tequila?

  32. Darth

    She has a horrible taste in men.

  33. Nero

    Really bad quality.It looks like low pix cell phone quality.

  34. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    WORST SEX TAPE EVER!

    Did that guy just pop in from 1977?

  35. Turtle Lovin'

    This girl is nasty. She could be cute but she’s total trash covered with all that cheap tattoo work and slutty clothes.

    I can smell the nicotine and spermicide in her hair.

  36. bary

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.

    young girls want to have fun with 40+ man and young guys want to have fun with 40+ women.

    There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships

    such as =====www.SugarBabyDate.com/ ======

  37. Sasha

    One of the songs playing on her clips is “Slow Dance,” which came out just a few weeks ago [read: NOT 2 years ago]. Her laptop wasn’t stolen; get over yourself, bit*ch.

  38. Lauren

    Never mind the song in the background of this tape…she talked about the shawn merrimen inncident or him w/e but that definantly didnt happen 2 years ago, granted her brain must be extremely tiny to fit in her body but im sure she coulda gave a more reasonable lie if she had the abiity to think

  39. omgomgomg! who ever did this is a genius. watch the tape at http://babylon-x.org.uk

  40. Raney

    On Tila’s Twitter page she repeatedly says that she is a virgin. She claims to be saving herself for marriage.

  41. Everybody wnats to see you naked…

  42. Okay, someone forgot to wake me up. OMG….what time is it? Wnat is it all the youngfolk were saying? What WHAT, WHO, WHREE. WHEN, AND HOW were we taling about this morning? Guess, I was WAYYYY TOO HIGHHHHHH…but really, please remind me why THIS was IMPORTANT.

    “I’m everyone – Sticks in me,
    I’m everyone – Sticks with me,
    I want perfection – I’m real need,
    I’ve seen attention – See through me,
    Call on me – Spin spin sugar
    Crawl on me – Spin spin sugar
    Stinks on me – Spin spin sugar”

    followed by a wonderful rendition of “SPIN, SPIN, SUGAR” (by the Sneaker Pimps.)…did’t think you’d walk away and not smell the sent of reeking feet?!?!!?!?

  43. ROB

    I agree.

    What about her Ustream video where she was masturbating for all to see? http://bedio.com/video49

  44. Hi,
    Characters who are actually good at their trade only pop up for publicity when they have finished something they’ve created and are ready to put it on display.

  45. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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