Tila Tequila doesn’t want you to see her naked now

November 24th, 2009 // 52 Comments

Despite the fact she went on a five-hour naked rant on Ustream just last week, Tila Tequila is suing 4tube.com for posting a sex tape of her that she claims is from a stolen laptop. TMZ reports:

Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
TMZ spoke with Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.”

Or another way to read this story: “Tila Tequila pretends to sue a porn site for attention, but really doesn’t give a shit because her entire life is a giant sex tape.” To prove my point, you could run into Tila at a McDonald’s and there’d be a 98% chance she’s naked and/or blowing a Grimace in front of a webcam. Stop me if I’m making too much sense.

NOTE: You can see a clip of the video here if you’re into two seconds of Tila’s face followed by 13 seconds of absolutely nothing happening to some guy’s penis. Whee. (Warning: Link is extremely NSFW).

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Comments (52)

  1. jim eh | November 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    when is that ugly midget dyke gonna die?

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  2. Live Xxx Cam Sex | November 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    She is the sexiest gremlin alive!

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  3. Steve | November 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Am I mistaken, isn’t she a porn actress? And now she is suing about the release of a sex tape?

    This would be ironic if leprechauns could experience such a thing.

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  4. Anon | November 24, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Big deal. She’s finally becomeing the porn whore we all thought she was. This tiny bitch can make even Mini Me’s dick look big.

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  5. nicole | November 24, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    FUCK OBAMA !!!

    THIS IS WHY OUR COUNTRY SUCKS.

    ILOVEKS

    Reply
  6. nicole | November 24, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    FUCK OBAMA !!!

    THIS IS WHY OUR COUNTRY SUCKS.

    ILOVEKS

    Reply
  7. Jabron | November 24, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    oh she a classy ho now huh

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  8. nicole | November 24, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    FUCK OBAMA !!!

    THIS IS WHY OUR COUNTRY SUCKS.

    ILOVEKS

    Reply
  9. Jabron | November 24, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    #5,6, and 8
    Fuck you, you racist white beotch

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  10. JabronSucks | November 24, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    @9 you can criticize the president and not be racist you dumb bastard

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  11. Laura B | November 24, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    I think that you are probably right. I reckon she is only suing for attention and does not really care about being publicly humiliated.

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  12. You Boyfriend, Merriman | November 24, 2009 at 12:37 pm

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  13. youknow | November 24, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    That dress makes her ass look big

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  14. Sport | November 24, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Just die already so the Dead Pool can move on to Lohan and Shitney.

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  15. The Real anthonyOA | November 24, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Too late Atila. I’ve seen all your brown bits and i want my money back.

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  16. KELZ | November 24, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    WHY DO ASIANS LOVE ATTENTION? FIRST JON GOSSELIN, NOW THIS OTHER ASIAN. THEY ARE BOTH NASTY AND DISGUSTING.

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  17. Rough's P.O.V. | November 24, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    You realize Tila is setting back a certain class of women a 100 years back, no I’m not talking about pioneering women or the women’s movement, I’m referring to actual whores…

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  18. Captain_Insano | November 24, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    That girl in the BUSTEDTEES ad isn’t wearing abra.

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  19. Hanson Danson | November 24, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Stroking a dick seems second nature to her so how is this sueable?

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  20. just | November 24, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    I think you’ll find it’s talentless wonders that love attention. Characters who are actually good at their trade only pop up for publicity when they have finished something they’ve created and are ready to put it on display.

    You are either a PORN STAR or you are NOT A PORN STAR. Even the worst porn actress out there puts these vapid hussies efforts to shame. Never have I seen such dull, lifeless women on tape. They then go around as if they are sex symbols… FAIL.

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  21. Smile | November 24, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    The only good thing about that NSFW link was the end of the tape where they show other much better sexier videos… Who the fuck wants to jerk off to a troll anyway?

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  22. Aghast | November 24, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Tila Nguyen the porn actress is suing over a sex tape? Makes sense.

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  23. dude | November 24, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    TRANSLATION: 4Tube paid Tequila to “leak a sextape” in exchange for the zillion hits they’ll get

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  24. NICOLE | November 24, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    im not whitee! im a black folk. i love me my fried chicken and purple drankkk

    ILOVEKS

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  25. NICOLE | November 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    THANK YOU #10.

    BLACK PEOPLE ARE WHO IS RACIST. GET OVER YOURSELVES. STOP CALLING EVERYONE RACIST WHEN ITS YOU WHO ASSUME ALL WHITE PPL ARE RACIST OR EVERYONE WHO HATES OBAMA IS RACIST

    EVERY PRESIDENT HAS BEEN HATED ON. NONE HAVE BEEN BLACK BEFORE.. SO I GUESS ITS NOT ABOUT RACISM THEN , HUH? THINK BOUT IT…

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  26. NICOLE | November 24, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    and I AM WHITE AND PROUD TO BE SO.

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  27. DT | November 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    what she’s saying is that she’ll sucky-sucky long time but you need to pay the fuck up.

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  28. Rabbit | November 24, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Mmmmmmmm, Asian Big breasted porn!

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  29. The Real anthonyOA | November 24, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Jesus,

    Shut the fuck up Nicole. The black man in the suit didn’t make you bleed for 15 days this month.

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  30. Violet | November 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    She’s ridiculous, but this actually has merit. Yeah, she’s basically a porn star, but, the tape is her intellectual content. Also, she’s not suing, her lawyer is sending a C&D letter. It’s not a big deal.

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  31. RebelMinion | November 24, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Who the hell is Tila Tequila?

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  32. Darth | November 24, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    She has a horrible taste in men.

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  33. Nero | November 24, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Really bad quality.It looks like low pix cell phone quality.

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  34. Huckleberry Hashimoto | November 24, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    WORST SEX TAPE EVER!

    Did that guy just pop in from 1977?

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  35. Turtle Lovin' | November 24, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    This girl is nasty. She could be cute but she’s total trash covered with all that cheap tattoo work and slutty clothes.

    I can smell the nicotine and spermicide in her hair.

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  36. bary | November 25, 2009 at 1:48 am

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.

    young girls want to have fun with 40+ man and young guys want to have fun with 40+ women.

    There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships

    such as =====www.SugarBabyDate.com/ ======

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  37. Watch Tv Shows | November 25, 2009 at 7:56 am

    Nice…

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  38. Sasha | November 25, 2009 at 8:35 am

    One of the songs playing on her clips is “Slow Dance,” which came out just a few weeks ago [read: NOT 2 years ago]. Her laptop wasn’t stolen; get over yourself, bit*ch.

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  39. Lauren | November 25, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Never mind the song in the background of this tape…she talked about the shawn merrimen inncident or him w/e but that definantly didnt happen 2 years ago, granted her brain must be extremely tiny to fit in her body but im sure she coulda gave a more reasonable lie if she had the abiity to think

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  40. WATCH THE TAPE HERE | November 26, 2009 at 4:59 am

    omgomgomg! who ever did this is a genius. watch the tape at http://babylon-x.org.uk

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  41. Raney | November 26, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    On Tila’s Twitter page she repeatedly says that she is a virgin. She claims to be saving herself for marriage.

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  42. gö?üs esteti?i | November 28, 2009 at 7:48 am

    Everybody wnats to see you naked…

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  43. paul smith | November 28, 2009 at 9:17 pm
  44. where's your head at? | November 29, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Okay, someone forgot to wake me up. OMG….what time is it? Wnat is it all the youngfolk were saying? What WHAT, WHO, WHREE. WHEN, AND HOW were we taling about this morning? Guess, I was WAYYYY TOO HIGHHHHHH…but really, please remind me why THIS was IMPORTANT.

    “I’m everyone – Sticks in me,
    I’m everyone – Sticks with me,
    I want perfection – I’m real need,
    I’ve seen attention – See through me,
    Call on me – Spin spin sugar
    Crawl on me – Spin spin sugar
    Stinks on me – Spin spin sugar”

    followed by a wonderful rendition of “SPIN, SPIN, SUGAR” (by the Sneaker Pimps.)…did’t think you’d walk away and not smell the sent of reeking feet?!?!!?!?

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  45. ROB | December 7, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    I agree.

    What about her Ustream video where she was masturbating for all to see? http://bedio.com/video49

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  46. r4 dsi | December 10, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Hi,
    Characters who are actually good at their trade only pop up for publicity when they have finished something they’ve created and are ready to put it on display.

    Reply
  47. Abercrombie Fitch | December 16, 2009 at 1:02 am

    its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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