Tila Tequila doesn’t swing both ways

November 30th, 2007 // 182 Comments
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In her MTV reality show A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, Tila tries to find love with a man or a woman. The show’s premise is that Tila is bi-sexual, but a source for Page Six is saying she’s totally straight and even has a boyfriend:

“She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”

And for those of you who think Tila seems pretty cool on the show, surprise, she’s a bitch:

Tequila has also been acting like “a diva” and become a “nightmare to work with,” said the source. “She arrives late and doesn’t talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on.”

I don’t believe a word of this. If Tila wasn’t really bi-sexual, they’d break it down for me on The Hangover. You know, that cleverly-named investigative journalism show that comes on after A Shot at Love. Each week they interview a different contestant who gives deep, revelatory answers like “I can’t really say, you’ll just have to watch next week’s episode.” And I do!


  1. test

    I hate the bitch, ever since she banned me from her live video account. I toldf the skanky bitch to take a bath

  2. mike

    I really don’t see what is so hot about this broad!!

  3. cholo mcspread'em

    BUTTER FACE!!!!!!

  4. shishkabob

    I don’t buy that Tila is bi one bit. I’ll be mighty surprised if she picks a chick for a shot a love. I bet a friend from the get-go that she’d choose one of the guy contestants. I agree that just because you’ve made out with girls a couple of times doesn’t make you bi. I bet she just says she’s bi to get guys, who love that shtick. And I agree, not every girl has made out with another girl. that’s another male fantasy. I too hope Tila’s 15 minutes are up soon.

  5. Jman

    To paraphrase Tommy Boy, “She’s a no talent waste of space.”

  6. Kay

    Tila looks like a troll. She has a nice body, but her face is just so disgusting. How is she even famous anyway? I’ve never heard of her until this show

  7. Kay

    Tila looks like a troll. She has a nice body, but her face is just so disgusting. How is she even famous anyway? I’ve never heard of her until this show

  8. XMAN

    Long before she became famous for nothing …she used to be a stripper in a Houston strip club called Michaels (which has always had the rep for “extras”) her pic is on their “wall of fame”

  9. Naruelle

    Yeah i used to think she was pretty too but since i see her more on tv… ur. dunno. I think she still looks better in her photos.
    Does she really have a gigantic head? never noticed and nobody said it when we were all watchin this show

  10. Raine

    #35: STFU. Posts like yours are not only uncalled for, but completely ignorant. And, worse yet, my stepfather thinks just like you.. bleh. -___-

    Anyway, onto the subect at hand, it was obvious to me from the first episode that Tila was a fake. I must say, however, that I do feel sorry for all those naive enough to fall in love with her (aka Bobby and Brandi — my faves).

  11. edward

    she looks beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
    sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich women to date young cute men.. spoil
    and support them. what a slur..

  12. my eyelids burn

    well she is probably about as ethnic as she is gay friendly,she is actually a skanky little oompa loompa that just spray paints herself tanorific… I mean c’mon how many blonde asians exist naturally? Oompa Loompas on the other hand share her coloring, and facial characteristics…and if she put on some curves…that is probably how shed fill out.
    Then there is the special effects. I like my orange room too, because it hides flaws unless I go to the Dollar Tree, and often the girl behind the counter is a lot sexier than tanorific Tila and doesn’t sound like an oversexed midget. I would be so afraid to meet Tila…I wouldn’t want her humping my leg like humphrey the humping dog at the halloween store but I can picture it happening if she ever met me.

  13. Chloe

    Almost everyone gets acne!! It’s human… and no one can help it… you are only bashing yourself when you make those comments.

    other than that I really could care less about this topic or her.

    just when you bash… be realistic and try not to over do it.

  14. babygirl

    why are ya’ll hating i don’t see ya’ll on tv being famous. for the record ithink she’s pretty and i love her show. fucking bitchs

  15. babygirl

    why are ya’ll hating i don’t see ya’ll on tv being famous. for the record ithink she’s pretty and i love her show. fucking bitchs

  16. Who Cares

    So #42 hates Asians, well guess what hick, I’m sure they hate you too, and not only that, but I’m also 100% sure that your own race hates you as well. And tp, nice name, that must represent what you past off as money since White Trash Americans don’t have any real funds to buy shit.

  17. I really don’t give a ratz ass what u people say about Tila, I think she’s beautiful. Shit, as pretty as look she don’t need makeup.

  18. Hey #42 SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT U HATIN ASIANS!!!

    Don’t dis the asians. I have an asian girlfriend n that just like spittin in her face.

    Im black with an asian girlfriend (u rarley c that) there always asian women with white man. Black men love asian women 2 u know.

  19. I agree #165 they need to lay off Tila.

  20. Kat

    Tilas fucking sick. She fucking grinds her ass all over the contestants family members groins etc. I dont see how anyone with any self worth would want to bring her home to their family. They should just screw her make sure to wrap it up and drop her where they found her if they are girls looking to get some just run almost positive she has one of those lil xmas tree air fresheners hanging between her legs. NASTY. Looks and no brains or class.

  21. Kat

    Tilas fucking sick. She fucking grinds her ass all over the contestants family members groins etc. I dont see how anyone with any self worth would want to bring her home to their family. They should just screw her make sure to wrap it up and drop her where they found her if they are girls looking to get some just run almost positive she has one of those lil xmas tree air fresheners hanging between her legs. NASTY. Looks and no brains or class.

  22. i <3 tila

    you guys… shes really a sweet girl. you dont know anything about her. seriously. shes had her heart broken 2 times, maybe more. if you still think that way about her, you dont have a heart. If you have to hate on someone, hate on that Kristy bitch who turned her down. and # 42, wtf? Race shouldnt matter when it comes to love. Anyone would be lucky to have her.

  23. 1 <3 tila

    And you guys, magazines and wb sites will say ANYTHING to get people to buy them, or read them. Its all about cash, they really dont care about her. And if shes not bi, why would she do this in the first place? Why would she choose Kristy?

  24. michelle

    tila is awsome and she has a 2nd show kristie gets pick but kristie turn her down i love tila to death she so cute and sweet

  25. Amber

    Does anyone know what strip club she worked at?????

  26. Jeff

    This bitch is very UGLY AND GROSS. No man liker her, no man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Jeff

    This bitch is very UGLY AND GROSS. No man liker her, no man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Jeff

    This bitch is very UGLY AND GROSS. No man liker her, no man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. nancy

    Asian girls are HOTTTTTTTTTT! Maybe not Tila, but I LOVE California Asian girls.

  30. L3tItRide

    Anybody that hates on ANY race needs to wake up. Hate Asians? Don’t buy any of the billions of products made in china, stick to driving shitty american cars, don’t use any electronics ever again…including the computer you used to type that ignorant remark! Die slow, you worthless piece of shit.

  31. She is really beautiful. I love to watch her live shows. I love Asian Girls and she is one of them.

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