In her MTV reality show A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, Tila tries to find love with a man or a woman. The show’s premise is that Tila is bi-sexual, but a source for Page Six is saying she’s totally straight and even has a boyfriend:
“She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”
And for those of you who think Tila seems pretty cool on the show, surprise, she’s a bitch:
Tequila has also been acting like “a diva” and become a “nightmare to work with,” said the source. “She arrives late and doesn’t talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on.”
I don’t believe a word of this. If Tila wasn’t really bi-sexual, they’d break it down for me on The Hangover. You know, that cleverly-named investigative journalism show that comes on after A Shot at Love. Each week they interview a different contestant who gives deep, revelatory answers like “I can’t really say, you’ll just have to watch next week’s episode.” And I do!
Donkey Ass | November 30, 2007 at 11:48 am
She’s gross
Spongebob Gangsta | November 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
Thirst!
mimi | November 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
1st!
mimi | November 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
1st!
POGO | November 30, 2007 at 11:50 am
first. this bitch is ugly anyways…
Leeshka | November 30, 2007 at 11:50 am
Ugh, she’s got one of those bizarre Kathy Ireland heads that makes me want to put it into a c-clamp and keep on twisting until it just pops.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 30, 2007 at 11:52 am
shes made out w/ one of my friends whose a girl so i dont believe this story
Gene | November 30, 2007 at 11:53 am
What’s with the huge fucking head? She’s a dog.
Stelahh | November 30, 2007 at 11:54 am
who cares…
havoc | November 30, 2007 at 11:54 am
OMG!
OMG!
OMG!
I totally don’t fucking care!
Nobody/Reality TV/ Psuedo-Celeb/ Whore
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PunkA | November 30, 2007 at 11:55 am
Wow. The love child of the little kid from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and some random white chick looks like she got branded by the mad heart eater. And she is average. YAWN.
Duchess of Dork | November 30, 2007 at 11:56 am
I practice at the same studio she recorded her first album at.
She’s very “meh”.. the only reason she’s famous is because she’s a celeb-whore.
RENEE... | November 30, 2007 at 11:56 am
Based on the opening picture I was gonna say, wow, what a pretty little asian bitch. But then I got a load of the other pics and now I wanna say…jeez what an ugly little troll-e, dwarfy, skanky, asian bitch… with a big ol’ giant pumpkin head. Whats up with that? Was she born with the mongo sized head or is it just a mass of hair extensions? You just never know these days…
Igottabemeee | November 30, 2007 at 12:00 pm
The lowest common denominator wins again.
MindRiot | November 30, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Never heard of her until you ruined it.
MMB | November 30, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I like how they are all flippant, like, yeah, she’s made out with girls, because, you know, EVERYONE has…that is so stupid. not everyone has. it is sick to see how warped the people at MTV are, and how out of touch with middle america they are…sure, fake-o bisexuality is now at a nearly epidemic level, but it is still just not EVERYBODY doing it…Lordy Lord I hate MTV…
D. Richards (Feet too. (?) | November 30, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Hell, “Diva”? I act like a whore at work. I don’t talk to any of the people I work with and I shit on the floor. So what? I feel bad for Dani. That guy’s the coolest person on that show. Maybe he’ll be able to find love somewhere else, ya’ know?
I’d like to see Dani balls-deep in Tila’s ass. That would be so fucking hot. Dani’s enormous phallus buried to the hilt in Tila’s throat! Ugh.. I just came.
i hate phonies | November 30, 2007 at 12:03 pm
first paris hilton, now her? please let her fade out soon, pleeeaaase!!!
woodhorse | November 30, 2007 at 12:08 pm
The Australian Shepard struck the same pose at the national dog show and won. She’s just an odd looking dog.
Nefarious Crotch Kicker | November 30, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Is she a midget? Those tattoos are disgusting. Alright, back to ripping away taint hair with duct tape.
Vince Lombardi | November 30, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I knew someone who had a head shaped like hers once… but he was wearing a football helmet!
chip | November 30, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Ok, that whole page 6 article is BS.
“That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”
Why on earth would you plan a second season of a show thats supposed to end with finding love. Thats like you lose something, you find it, but you continue looking. It makes no sense! Clearly this person was just out to make it into a mag.
Mick | November 30, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Like we all didn’t know this already. MTV is known for the “fake reality” show.
PLUS, Her boyfriend must be a real douche to not care his tiny whore is running around making out with everyone.
Jimbo | November 30, 2007 at 12:12 pm
I really hate it when…. Oh fuck it. this bitch is not worth finishing my thought.
veggi | November 30, 2007 at 12:13 pm
It looks like she did swing both ways. With a baseball bat. To her head..
Mick | November 30, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I agree with 16.
I’m a female who has never made out with a girl because you know, I like men not women.
ScuttlingCrab | November 30, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I was married for 20 years. But I watched a lot of MTV and it taught me to stop being conservative and do what I really want to do. You only live once, you know? So now I have a harem of manga-reading half-black, half-Japanese triplets who can pin their legs behind their ears. It’s fun.
Ceeli | November 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
D. Richards… Dani is a GIRL! And she is awesome!
MMB… you are right… not EVERYONE makes out with girls… like gay guys and ME!
However… the show rocks! And WHY would she do a second season if she finds love on the first? DUMB!
HurryUp,15Minutes,HurryUp! | November 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
“She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.”
As all girls have?!? Not me. Anyway, one look at her would scare any lesbian straight.
Shame on her for using the name of a fine liquid refreshment in vain.
llllllllll | November 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
WOW HER FACE IS BIG! AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO BLOW IT UP!
Princess | November 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
“She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.”
I am a girl, and I have never made out with, or even kissed a girl.
this show was retarded and a ratings stunt from the start. who didn’t see that? They would have to be a total retard…but then, they would be watching Mtv…the answer is in the question.
Fehklar | November 30, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Ugh… She is not attractive at all.
She is trashy and ghetto to my eye.
I have actually watched the show for about 5-6 minutes.
Sorry folks, but this is a Grade A, top of the line, piece of shit excuse for a human.
I hope she dies of bone cancer.
Love
Fehklar
vaggo | November 30, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Damn, I hope this isn’t true. I’d love to do her, maybe a three-way with my bf.
woodhorse | November 30, 2007 at 12:21 pm
26: I never made out with a woman either but for $100,000 I could think of at least 10 women who I would try to make my bitch. Does that make me a prostitute? I don’t think so. It’s not like I’m not choosy. And not cheap either. 100 thou a year buys a lot of beer as the saying goes.
gerard Vandenberg | November 30, 2007 at 12:22 pm
You know why alot of women say they’re bi-sexual? Because it sounds and is as horny as hell!! When a guy says he’s a fucking bi-sexual, it’s disgusting, sick and a FAGGOT….AND HE IS!!
Which guy doesn’t dream of his girlfriend licking the pussie of her friend. And you’re the “asshole” who lies between them, HOT!!
whatever | November 30, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Just lookng at her I can tell she’s an annoying little bitch.
veggi | November 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
34. a LOT of beer! could last us at least a month!
36- agreed.
but you know who isn’t annoying? the guy in the ad for the underwear model. Nope. Not annoying at all..
yea | November 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Who’s this constipated looking fugly chick?
eXtasyStef | November 30, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I made out with a girl one time. That’s how I know I’m not bisexual. Tri-sexual, maybe–I’ll give most things a try at least once. So maybe she did the same deal, just kept trying over and over to be absolutely sure…
Jimbo | November 30, 2007 at 12:39 pm
It there a new post yet?? Or will Woodhorse start handing out that beer??
roastbeef | November 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
she needs to clear up that acne!!!
tp | November 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm
i hate asians
Shallo Val | November 30, 2007 at 12:49 pm
whore. vietnamese whore. With a corny whore tattoo.
whore. Ugh, I’m getting tired oft his tired shit…
Shallo Val | November 30, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Although it’s nice to see we are ALL (and I looked) on the same page of how ugly and “meh” and boring , and nothing she is. I’m so glad I stopped the cable. It’s apparent I’m not missing ANYTHING!
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | November 30, 2007 at 12:52 pm
#28? No fucking shit, champ..
meee | November 30, 2007 at 12:53 pm
this better not be true. i fucking love this show. although she looks like a scary, wide, japanime character.
Ted from LA | November 30, 2007 at 1:02 pm
You can tell that the frying pan that hit her in the face had a lot of grease in it.
Eric | November 30, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Why is this dyke famous again?
awesome stuff | November 30, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I like that tattoo, i got that same one from a box of Cookie Crisp.
Mike | November 30, 2007 at 1:13 pm
She reminds me of the character “Jerry Blank” from Strangers With Candy.