Tila Tequila still making retarded spectacle out of Casey Johnson’s death

January 7th, 2010 // 62 Comments

Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips had the unfortunate task of going to Tila Tequila’s house yesterday to retrieve Casey Johnson’s personal items including her dogs. Not surprisingly this resulted in the LAPD showing up after Tila decided to once again milk Casey’s death for all it’s publicity juice. Here’s how she described the showdown on her blog:

My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these “mean Girls” bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to sleep so they can bury the dogs with Casey. So sad! I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in! They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!! I was alone, scared and they left me no choice.

E! News reports the cops defused the situation and handed the dogs over to Nicky and Bijou because no one in their right mind would believe they wanted to bury them with Casey Johnson’s body. God only knows what Tila wanted with the dogs and it’d be racist of me to suggest she was going to eat them. But I will insinuate she was going to have sex with them on Ustream because I’m working on being honest with my feelings.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Gwyn

    Last paragraph of the article made me laugh, Asians are funny.

  2. Blech

    She represents
    The Lollipop Guild
    The Lollipop Guild
    The Lollipop Guild

    And in the name of
    The Lollipop Guiiiiild
    Tila welcomes you
    to Munchkinland!

  3. Pazuzu

    How about a ‘in remembrance’ fur coat made out of these doggies?!

  4. meow

    i like her jeans

  5. Parker

    It’s really sad how much I can’t stand this douche queen yet I see one photo of a nipple on a chest and I have to enlarge it and stare. For the record, while I was looking at it I was pretending I didn’t know whose nipple it was.

  6. Parker

    It’s really sad how much I can’t stand this douche queen yet I see one photo of a nipple on a chest and I have to enlarge it and stare. For the record, while I was looking at it I was pretending I didn’t know whose nipple it was.

  7. J

    Back in 1947, an unidentified flying object crashed
    near Roswell, New Mexico.
    It has been said the remains of the alien pilot were
    taken to Area 51 for a secret autopsy.
    They have somehow re-animated the alien and
    renamed it Tila Tequila.

  8. mike

    what exactly is a retarded spectacle???
    using the slur retarded is just wrong and demeaning to people with special needs.

  9. would somebody in LA please run this waste of life over with a very large SUV… do the rest of the world a favor.

  10. Sam

    Its unfortunate that this cold hearted little bitch is getting so much air time. Please turn off the cameras! make her suffer…..will someone please drop the rock that she crawled out from under on her head!

  11. Jeez, I feel sorry for her.

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