Tila Tequila: ‘Casey Johnson wanted me to have her daughter’

January 13th, 2010 // 68 Comments

Despite solid suspicions that Tila Tequila’s engagement to Casey Johnson was a Joe Francis-produced publicity stunt, she’s somehow landing interviews with People and now Extra where Tila announced she’s going to launch a custody battle for Casey Johnson’s daughter. Oh, good:

Casey Johnson’s fiancee Tila Tequila tells “Extra” she will seek custody of Johnson’s adopted daughter Ava.
Johnson’s mother has custody of Ava and Tequila says that’s not what Casey wanted.
“Her last wish was to have Ava, have me have Ava,” she revealed. The former reality TV star says she will file papers to adopt.

Granted Casey Johnson is the result of her mother’s parenting, there’s no way any judge in America will hand custody of a child over to Tila Tequila. I can’t believe I’m even saying this, but Britney Spears would have a better chance at adoption. She’d be under court order to provide Ava with a football helmet and a handgun, but you get my point.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Tracey

    “Johnson and Johnson a Family Company.”

  2. Alex

    Money can’t buy happiness. 95% of rich people have really shitty lives.

  3. kelly

    someone should really fuckin say something to her about her exploiting this girl’s death for her “fame.” that’s probably the lowest you could go

  4. Nudgie

    Tila Tequila: ‘Casey Johnson wanted me to have her daughter………for dinner’

  5. Bryson

    Reply to 52. Alex,

    Where do you get your figures?

  6. cc

    Imagine the custody hearing….

    Judge: “Dismissed!!!”

    Tila’s lawyer: “Huh? What? I haven’t said anything yet!”

  7. Heather

    From the look of that girl I am really surprised she lasted so long.

  8. What’s Courtney Love doing with Tila?

  9. Bobby

    Tila Tequila and Francine Dee scandal lesbian video
    http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Tila_Tequila_and_Francine_Dee

  10. Turd da Third

    Give them credit for having perfected the lesbian crack ho douchebag look. Wonder if it will become the new fashion this year?

    I wonder if secretly the family is glad she is gone as she was such an embarassment to her family. Imagine a dyke with the last name Johnson…lol She was obviously a johnson-free zone in so many ways….she is just a yllis tnuc (pronounced E-lies ten-nuck in official backspeak)

    Da Turd

  11. Nameless

    @46 Jesus, you need spellcheck because you cannot spell Haiti; nor are you to end a sentence with a preposition.

    No wonder Christianity is now promoted by the likes of Carrie Jean Prejean, Heidi Montag, and Mel Gibson. :p

  12. Solaera

    Pfft. Like any judge in the country would give custody of a child to a single woman with dubious sources of income, who dances in front of a webcam naked with a tampon string hanging out of her snatch. Tila knew Casey less than one month and the child is already under Casey’s mother’s custody. What? They’re going to wrest the child away from a (hopefully) stable environment and hand her over to some sketchy vietcong hooker? Even Tila knows it will never happen.

    This is just another one of Tila’s tall tales told to keep the spotlight on herself. I find it rather shocking that any semi-reputable magazine would give this skank the time of day, much less grant her an interview. Tila is not actually seeking custody of Eva, she is just claiming she is. I’d bet my paycheck she has not shelled out one thin dime for a lawyer or counsel in this fairytale matter.

    Please Fishy, I beg you. Please stop posting about this disgraceful whore.

  13. Jesus

    Hey, this is the J-man. Just wanted to point out that #46 is an imposter. I’m up here in Paradise totally railing Casey Johnson right now. Anyway, y’all have fun! Go in peace, and all that.

  14. AMO

    Nice try TILA, but Casey had Jasmine Lennard promise her that SHE would take care of Ava if anything would ever happen to her. Jasmine actually knows Ava very well. And Ava trusts her as does the Johnson family and guess what, Jasmine has her own money and comes from a very respectable family; so…. ya, wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you, TILA bc I don’t think you’ll be getting custody… K? Ya… thanks! I would guess Sale will adopt her though seeing how she’s had temp custody of her this whole time. That would be the best thing for the poor child. I doubt Casey had a will.

  15. Tia and Casey look very well connected together. The girls seem to be in mood of making fun. :)

  16. Where did she even come from? Wasn’t it reality tv? C’mpon now

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